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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 4h

No more jokes. It's not funny. There's absolutely nothing funny about what's going on right now.

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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 13/09/2026

FACT: willy wonka and the chocolate factory takes place in detroit

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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 23/08/2026

FDA recalls getting so bad i had to resort to plumb inflation

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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 28/06/2026

Chocolate? No, I stopped making that long ago. I make strike drones for the US military now. Factory tours are still open though

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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 17/06/2026

That's not negligence — Those kids clearly should have known better than to mess with the complex and fragile machinery in your factory. And honestly? You're going above and beyond as a business owner by taking initiative and being the alpha — suing them for their wrong doings.

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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 28/05/2026

I just wanna say that I see all your comments and I am confused by all of them

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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 28/05/2026

lost another squad of oompa loompas to the gator again :(

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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 20/04/2026

You just got #WonkaWinded! *gut punches you hard enough to kill you*

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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 17/04/2026

No, I did not "go to prison" over the "bl*eb*rry" incident. This is a "false" narrative that the "media" has been "pushing", I have "never" been to prison before. If you "repeat" this false "lie", my "lawyers" will be in contact with "you".

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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 29/03/2026

Oh my bad I didn't know you were chill like that, you can send yourself into The Contraption if you want

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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 21/03/2026

I wear a blue shirt for ONE DAY and everyone starts making blueberry jokes about me. Yeah, laugh it up. Let's see how YOU like going through the trauma of being sued for 1.4 million on top of paying for legal fees.

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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 17/03/2026

making the chocolate river green for st patricks day....bringing the magic of chicago to the factory.....🍀

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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 26/02/2026

ATTENTION FROM THE WONKA FACTORY LOST & FOUND ⚠️ Someone on our last tour group dropped their copy of You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) on DVD. Please come to the factory within the next 30 days to retrieve it.

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