saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 1hI'll admit that I've reached a level of glasses-bigness where with bedhead and at a certain angle I look for all the world like an owl that's been turned into a human. 100
Reposted by saracudaBenjamín Schultz-Figueroa @benjaminschultzfig.bsky.social · 20hI try not to indulge in nostalgia about the movies, but they just were better when Michael Ironside was the go-to villain. 1141
Reposted by saracudaJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19hSCOOP: Posting named the eighth deadly sin 2926724
saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 18hMy middle child, at his highest happiest setting, is not unlike Old Time Daffy Duck. 261
Reposted by saracudaKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Your lack of empathy is telling. Who cares why they packed so many clothes for a three-hour tour. 612136
Reposted by saracudaDave Rhinna @metaldave815.bsky.social · 19hDigger will return in Avengers: Doomsday 021
Reposted by saracudajordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN 152891663
Reposted by saracudaleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy" 192550
saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would like to go one fucking goddamn calendar year without having to purge my life of media made by rapists. I want to live in a world where I don't have to explain why there are books in the trash again. 131
Reposted by saracudaPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026www.engadget.com/bored-ape-nf... How many of these guys later went to Aella's gangbang, do you thinkengadget.comBored Ape NFT event leads to at least 15 attendees reporting severe eye burn - EngadgetAt least 15 visitors at Yuga Labs' Apefest, a celebration of Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs, will be lucky to avoid becoming blind apes. Multiple people attending the NFT event in Hong Kong last weekend sa... 1347
Reposted by saracudaRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What are mice? I'll tell you what mice are. 4201
Reposted by saracudaTallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 28/09/20268 hours for rectangle that makes you money. 8 hours for rectangle that makes you sleepy. 8 hours for rectangle that makes you sad. 218847
Reposted by saracudasabrina, uncluttered @unwisewoman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026rage gap relationship 78313
saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026droppin robotsstatic.klipy.comSex Robot: White Robots DancingAlt: It's the Sex Robot from THE WHITEST KIDS U KNOW: a boxy white robot with red eyes and a vented front panel dancing real sexy 050
Reposted by saracudaRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026you could probably trick me into thinking i made posts that i forgot about if you change your pfp to mine 0902
Reposted by saracudamolly @mollyfied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a world in which only bangers exist would bring me no pleasure 4452
saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For the fifth of the last seven years, middle child has chosen some form of Vaporeon for his Halloween costume. 000
saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every day on my little self-care app I have an assigned task to "make something beautiful" and this was yesterday's entry. 041
Reposted by saracudadaryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart 0171
Reposted by saracudaSargoth (discursively endogenous feliform) @longersky.com · 19/02/2026The real reason to read old stuff, terminal social media heads will assert, is that posters keep alluding to the same set of poems over and over again, and if you don't know 'em, all your aspirations of becoming a terminal social media head too goes the way of the widening gyre 3326
Reposted by saracudasaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You can blast my locked photos on the big screen but please do not leak my search results during the week or so I was in the AL:NH fugue. 011
saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Watching ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER was like looking into the face of God [derogatory] 271
saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I thought of this and it made me laugh out loud. 230
Reposted by saracudaKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lady to whom Mick Jagger sang “well if you want to, you can bleed on me:” thanks, man 091
Reposted by saracudaJohn @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Dance like no one is watching. Like no one came to your dance recital. Your dad? He completely forgot. How do you feel? No, don't tell me. Show me. 0673164
Reposted by saracudaTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet 642159
Reposted by saracudasaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 17/02/2026And fuck Brad Pitt while we're at it!! 0121
Reposted by saracudaBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someone refusing to listen to Choosing Texas because they don't believe in bangs that long. They like to see a little forehead 3544
Reposted by saracudaBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Remember when the host of Cheaters was stabbed on a boat 42103425
Reposted by saracudarax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026YOU: fuzzy wuzzy ME: ok YOU: was a bear ME: no problem YOU: fuzzy wuzzy…had no hair 😏 ME: what the fuck YOU: fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t very f— ME, loading a gun: don’t you worry i’m gonna get to the bottom of this 748745
Reposted by saracudaChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 27/09/2026Millions of Americans claim not to have heard of Mr. Bungle's 1999 hit "Pink Cigarette". This phenomenon says a lot about the role in-group signaling plays in today's modern hyper-fragmented social media landscape. 716018
saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[to the tune of "Spoonman"] cow juice squeeze it out of a cow's boob quench me with some creamy cow boob juice 110
Reposted by saracudaNick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 24/06/2024Wondering if any of the rationalists have ever considered the utility of being fuckin' normal 1402
saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Impossible for me to talk about a nor'easter without immediately dropping into a Stephen King character. Ayup. 030
saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hurt so bad my teeth chatter and my eyes roll. I hurt like I'm being carved. 110
Reposted by saracudaGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2025why do they call them children, they have like zero chill 14626167
Reposted by saracudanora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 21/09/2025a group of people were like "i found a way to live my life as a truer version of myself" and instead of being like "that's beautiful, how can i help" people were like "i don't think schools should have books in them anymore" 42155571
Reposted by saracudaandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 252291441
saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Belated ANGEL commentary from two nights ago: DARLA?!! 😭 000
Reposted by saracudaCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure. 5843131179
Reposted by saracudasaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026King should write some more stuff about haunted rocks and trees trying to eat you, that's the shit that really revs my engine. 001
Reposted by saracudaT. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"And then you read a section that's all about how a woman feels anxiety, but centered entirely on her nipples, and you just look up and shout, 'Get out of here, Creepy Steve!'" 2422
Reposted by saracudaMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning. 171236101