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saracuda

@mostestghostess.bsky.social
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oh, am I being weird? | occasional artist, full-time obsessive, volunteer tommyknocker, Granger Taylor truther | world's no. 1 SOUTHLAND TALES defender | your AI book cover looks like shit | she/her 🏳️‍🌈 instagram.com/crossandbedeviled

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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 1h
I'll admit that I've reached a level of glasses-bigness where with bedhead and at a certain angle I look for all the world like an owl that's been turned into a human.
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 4h
This was real, and not flares!
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Benjamín Schultz-Figueroa @benjaminschultzfig.bsky.social · 20h
I try not to indulge in nostalgia about the movies, but they just were better when Michael Ironside was the go-to villain.
Michael Ironside in Free Willy
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19h
SCOOP: Posting named the eighth deadly sin
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 18h
My middle child, at his highest happiest setting, is not unlike Old Time Daffy Duck.
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your lack of empathy is telling. Who cares why they packed so many clothes for a three-hour tour.
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Dave Rhinna @metaldave815.bsky.social · 19h
Digger will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy"
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would like to go one fucking goddamn calendar year without having to purge my life of media made by rapists. I want to live in a world where I don't have to explain why there are books in the trash again.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.engadget.com/bored-ape-nf... How many of these guys later went to Aella's gangbang, do you think
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Bored Ape NFT event leads to at least 15 attendees reporting severe eye burn - Engadget
At least 15 visitors at Yuga Labs' Apefest, a celebration of Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs, will be lucky to avoid becoming blind apes. Multiple people attending the NFT event in Hong Kong last weekend sa...
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What are mice? I'll tell you what mice are.
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
8 hours for rectangle that makes you money. 8 hours for rectangle that makes you sleepy. 8 hours for rectangle that makes you sad.
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pain pain pain pain pain
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sabrina, uncluttered @unwisewoman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rage gap relationship
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
droppin robots
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Sex Robot: White Robots Dancing
Alt: It's the Sex Robot from THE WHITEST KIDS U KNOW: a boxy white robot with red eyes and a vented front panel dancing real sexy
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you could probably trick me into thinking i made posts that i forgot about if you change your pfp to mine
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FIST by @kolleencarney.bsky.social
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molly @mollyfied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a world in which only bangers exist would bring me no pleasure
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For the fifth of the last seven years, middle child has chosen some form of Vaporeon for his Halloween costume.
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every day on my little self-care app I have an assigned task to "make something beautiful" and this was yesterday's entry.
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
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Sargoth (discursively endogenous feliform) @longersky.com · 19/02/2026
The real reason to read old stuff, terminal social media heads will assert, is that posters keep alluding to the same set of poems over and over again, and if you don't know 'em, all your aspirations of becoming a terminal social media head too goes the way of the widening gyre
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's Gabe from THE OFFICE shouting

SHUT UP      . 
SHUT UP      !
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can blast my locked photos on the big screen but please do not leak my search results during the week or so I was in the AL:NH fugue.
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER was like looking into the face of God [derogatory]
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought of this and it made me laugh out loud.
It's panel one and two of the Say The Line, Bart! meme from THE SIMPSONS but edited for 1973's THE WICKER MAN. top panel is pov of someone being crowded by a bunch of people in a classroom saying, "Say the line, Howie!" only instead of the original cartoon characters it's a bunch of people in animal masks alongside a young Christopher Lee with VERY silly hair and including a burning wicker man looming in the background instead of a teacher. In the bottom panel, Howie the cop is in his uniform looking trepidatious and the caption reads, "How do."
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lady to whom Mick Jagger sang “well if you want to, you can bleed on me:” thanks, man
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Dance like no one is watching. Like no one came to your dance recital. Your dad? He completely forgot. How do you feel? No, don't tell me. Show me.
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
And fuck Brad Pitt while we're at it!!
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone refusing to listen to Choosing Texas because they don't believe in bangs that long. They like to see a little forehead
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember when the host of Cheaters was stabbed on a boat
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YOU: fuzzy wuzzy ME: ok YOU: was a bear ME: no problem YOU: fuzzy wuzzy…had no hair 😏 ME: what the fuck YOU: fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t very f— ME, loading a gun: don’t you worry i’m gonna get to the bottom of this
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 27/09/2026
Millions of Americans claim not to have heard of Mr. Bungle's 1999 hit "Pink Cigarette". This phenomenon says a lot about the role in-group signaling plays in today's modern hyper-fragmented social media landscape.
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[to the tune of "Spoonman"] cow juice squeeze it out of a cow's boob quench me with some creamy cow boob juice
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
Wondering if any of the rationalists have ever considered the utility of being fuckin' normal
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Impossible for me to talk about a nor'easter without immediately dropping into a Stephen King character. Ayup.
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hurt so bad my teeth chatter and my eyes roll. I hurt like I'm being carved.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
why do they call them children, they have like zero chill
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 21/09/2025
a group of people were like "i found a way to live my life as a truer version of myself" and instead of being like "that's beautiful, how can i help" people were like "i don't think schools should have books in them anymore"
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why did I say this what did I mean
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Belated ANGEL commentary from two nights ago: DARLA?!! 😭
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
It's the poster for Christian Slater's PUMP UP THE VOLUME (1999). Slater is looking seriously into the camera, a hand holding a cigarette between, I'm sorry, is that between his middle and ring fingers??? held up to his brow in a very The Thinker sort of way. The tagline is: "Talk Hard. Steal the Air. Pump Up the Volume."
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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saracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
King should write some more stuff about haunted rocks and trees trying to eat you, that's the shit that really revs my engine.
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"And then you read a section that's all about how a woman feels anxiety, but centered entirely on her nipples, and you just look up and shout, 'Get out of here, Creepy Steve!'"
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning.
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