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@mostestghostess.bsky.social
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oh, am I being weird? | occasional artist, full-time obsessive, volunteer tommyknocker, Granger Taylor truther | world's no. 1 SOUTHLAND TALES defender | your AI book cover looks like shit | she/her 🏳️‍🌈 instagram.com/crossandbedeviled

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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 4h
Marzipan grapes filled with merlot paste that they picked up when he took her to Napa Valley, she thought he was going to propose but it turns out there was an investors dinner he forgot to tell her about but that's where they got engaged to be engaged 🥰💍⏰⏰⏰ she's been saving them for a nice night.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 4h
07: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY Micah & Katie are having a dinner party! (He promised to be nice lol 🤣🙄) Olive oil cake w a fancy chocolate collar to match the stair railing, & they're using the last lemons from the backyard for smoked lemon curd + lemon Italian buttercream -- green to match the bedroom!
Sketches of cake with black ink and colored pencil. A round light green cake with a tall scrolling double-S design wrapping around the whole edge and topped with big bunch of purple-blue grapes sits next to a side-view of a slice, with a thick band of bright yellow filling between two layers of light golden brown cake.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 1h
🥰🥰🥰🥰 🙏 bless you
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Goddamn this scene would be a perfect couple's costume.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
youtu.be/ra7Fa6kE718?...
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Southland Tales - Justin - I got Soul [HQ]
YouTube video by Aibo
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 2h
My high school English teacher but now she has tentacles and talks like my dead grandpa: I believe you mean these edibles AREN'T shit
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 4h
He had landscapers take out the trees because they were "too much work" and since he's the one who's paying the mortgage he told Katie she "doesn't have a vote" 😭🙄😂😂
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 4h
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 4h
Well FIRST OF ALL I did say it was good, so you can jot that down.
SOUTHLAND TALES (2006)
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 4h
I love him so much though. He's like if a golden retriever killed, serially, but mostly it was accidents and misunderstandings.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 4h
Fuck that guy!!
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 4h
Marzipan grapes filled with merlot paste that they picked up when he took her to Napa Valley, she thought he was going to propose but it turns out there was an investors dinner he forgot to tell her about but that's where they got engaged to be engaged 🥰💍⏰⏰⏰ she's been saving them for a nice night.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 4h
He had landscapers take out the trees because they were "too much work" and since he's the one who's paying the mortgage he told Katie she "doesn't have a vote" 😭🙄😂😂
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 4h
07: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY Micah & Katie are having a dinner party! (He promised to be nice lol 🤣🙄) Olive oil cake w a fancy chocolate collar to match the stair railing, & they're using the last lemons from the backyard for smoked lemon curd + lemon Italian buttercream -- green to match the bedroom!
Sketches of cake with black ink and colored pencil. A round light green cake with a tall scrolling double-S design wrapping around the whole edge and topped with big bunch of purple-blue grapes sits next to a side-view of a slice, with a thick band of bright yellow filling between two layers of light golden brown cake.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
02: POLTERGEIST (1982) Yes, this is a move with a scary clown, but it's ALSO a movie where Mom and Dad are so, so high. A yellow confetti cake with surprise spill-out potato chip layers for the munchies, infused butter marshmallow buttercream to make sure you're seeing things when you're through.
Sketches of cake with a black outline and colored pencil coloring, one of the full cake and one of a sliced section. The full cake is tall, with a bright blue triple ruffled bottom border, thick red and white stripes, a silver deeply scalloped top border with sharp points that end in round gold bells. It has a silver top with eight big bright blue buttercream poofs around the edge topped with little silver suns and moons. The sliced section shows a cutaway of the buttercream with w silver star on top of the big poof. Inside, three wide bright yellow layers of funfetti cake sandwiching two light yellow layers with scribble scrabbles to indicate potato chips. A thin layer of buttercream keeps the chips separate from each layer of cake.

The sketches have been cut out and laid on grid paper that has labeling written on it in neat black-ink cursive. The labels show that it is a "double-tall barrel cake" and that there are "silver [star and moon] accents". They also point out the layers of "infused butter marshmallow buttercream," "yellow confetti," and "potato chips.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
03: THE RITUAL (2017) Think "reverse princess cake." Cloudberry mousse tops layers of lingnonberry jam, wild raspberry crème diplomate, and Moder's Food Cake -- devil's food made with black cocoa & hazelnuts. Covered in blood-red marzipan and finished with an antler fingie hug.
Cake sketches in colored pencil and black ink, labeled with neat black cursive.A large cake slice with a domed top shows the bisection to be 40% yellow "cloudberry mousse, "then a thick layer of dark brown "Moder's Food Cake: Devil's Food w. black cocoa and hazelnuts," thin layers of orangey-pink xl"wild raspberry crème diplomate" and "lingnonberry jam," another layer of cake, more layers of crème and jam, and one last layer of cake. A thin red layer cover the outside. Under the labeled cake slice are two smaller cake sketches, one from above and one from aside. The cake is round, has a huge dome, and is covered in deep "red marzipan" as well as a decorative weeath of "antler fingies," dark dark brown antlers that look like fingers modeled after Moder's antlers in THE RITUAL.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
05: THE DESCENT (2005) Rocky road trifle to celebrate a girls' trip! A stratification of chocolate cake, peanut-cashew-walnut-chocolate chunk mix, marshmallow Swiss buttercream, and raspberry jam. Dig in! It gets better the deeper you get!
Sketch of a trifle in a footed dish made in colored pencil with black ink outline, labeled with neat black ink cursive. The trifle has three layers of "chocolate cake," each topped with a thin layer of "raspberry jam," peaked of piped "marshmallow Swiss buttercream," and a "peanut, cashew, walnut, & chocolate chunk mix."
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
04: KEEPER (2025) Honey cake with honeycomb toffee pieces and a thin layer of tart cherry jam, coated in browned nutmeg buttercream and white chocolate honey ganache, topped with a cherry cordial. Tastes like shit 🥰
Sketches of cake in black ink and colored pencil, glued onto gridded paper and labeled with neat cursive. A cake slice bisection shows a thin layer of deep red "tart cherry jam" between the two layers of golden brown "honey cake with" orangey brown "honeycomb toffee pieces" flecked throughout, coated with a thin layer of "browned nutmeg buttercream" and yet ANOTHER thin layer of "white chocolate honey ganache." Next to the slice sketch is one of the full cake: a short, round, simple thing, coated with the lightest amber ganache, with a deeper amber brown nutmeg buttercream scallop border along the bottom edge and a small scallop ring on the very top center of the cake, topped with a "cherry cordial." At the bottom of the page it says "tastes like shit".
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
06: NOPE (2022) An elegant, ethereal cake for an elegant, ethereal lady. Hummingbird cake-inspired, with delicate layers of ruffled cinnamon nutmeg crepes, banana creme patisserie, pineapple jelly, and whipped cream cheese frosting.
Colored pencil and black ink sketches of a slice of many layered "Hummingbird Crepe Cake" and also the whole cake and also a close up of the decoration on top, labeled in neat black ink cursive. There are sixteen thin layers of light warm brown "cinnamon nutmeg crepes" with frilly edges in between thin layers of rotating "banana creme patisserie," pineapple jelly," and "whipped cream cheese frosting." The close up of the decoration on top, a green square made up of radiating frilly "fried crepe strips."
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 14h
The very funny thing about the ALIEN franchise is how often people are sticking their faces way way down into the lips of a wet egg.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 10h
I do have the benefit of having seen several ALIEN films to take lessons from, so there is that.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 14h
10yo just described a dad in a word problem yelling as "enlarging his voice".
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 14h
I, myself, would not do that.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 14h
The very funny thing about the ALIEN franchise is how often people are sticking their faces way way down into the lips of a wet egg.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 14h
This is really beautiful.
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Lady DEADtera, Wee Ghostie Edition 👻🍁😷 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Inbox zero but it's just me setting all messages to auto-delete before walking into the sea
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 14h
What would the flavor profile be for an ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER cake?
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 14h
Also my thread is broken which is VERY ANNOYING, maybe I fix it after I Ryan Gosling the first entry 👀
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh hell yeah.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Harry Dean Stanton as Brett in ALIEN and there's a speech bubble aimed at the quoted post.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wait @orbgazer.bsky.social I can't remember if you saw this
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 15/06/2026
Oh no, the night thoughts
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Searching my posts for "scary," I uhhhhhhh will not be making this cake.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jerry please
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I heard it as "this is scary" for decades
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So far this is I think the one I'd be most excited to try to make.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Impossible to narrow it down to just one song off the THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER soundtrack.
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The Brave Little Toaster - Worthless (lyrics)
YouTube video by CurlySVT
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
two down one to go
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
06: NOPE (2022) An elegant, ethereal cake for an elegant, ethereal lady. Hummingbird cake-inspired, with delicate layers of ruffled cinnamon nutmeg crepes, banana creme patisserie, pineapple jelly, and whipped cream cheese frosting.
Colored pencil and black ink sketches of a slice of many layered "Hummingbird Crepe Cake" and also the whole cake and also a close up of the decoration on top, labeled in neat black ink cursive. There are sixteen thin layers of light warm brown "cinnamon nutmeg crepes" with frilly edges in between thin layers of rotating "banana creme patisserie," pineapple jelly," and "whipped cream cheese frosting." The close up of the decoration on top, a green square made up of radiating frilly "fried crepe strips."
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My god.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just clutched at my chest.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
05: THE DESCENT (2005) Rocky road trifle to celebrate a girls' trip! A stratification of chocolate cake, peanut-cashew-walnut-chocolate chunk mix, marshmallow Swiss buttercream, and raspberry jam. Dig in! It gets better the deeper you get!
Sketch of a trifle in a footed dish made in colored pencil with black ink outline, labeled with neat black ink cursive. The trifle has three layers of "chocolate cake," each topped with a thin layer of "raspberry jam," peaked of piped "marshmallow Swiss buttercream," and a "peanut, cashew, walnut, & chocolate chunk mix."
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell yeah.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
None of the context stuff is working, let's see what you've got.
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Buffy Spike
Alt: It's Spike from BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and he's saying five words while counting them off on his fingers, starting with his pinkie and ending with his thumb: "Out. For. A. Walk." A pause. "Bitch."
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scaracuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Disappointed that I'm behind on my Caketober cakes, especially since I have two dozen great ideas fighting over who gets out first, still would eat arsenic-powdered cat shit before I'd ask a machine to do that work for me.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already
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