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Moscow Mule

@moscowmule.bsky.social
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A Bush Hog on the front-end loader of the Lord. She/her It's hard to tell gifts of the spirit from clever counterfeits twitch.tv/moscow_mule

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Oswiu☦️ @oswiu.bsky.social · 5h
If your archbishop is named Jayden it's genuinely over for you
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 6h
I feel like "but X is the relevant app! it's where it all goes down!" is not a good sales pitch to the users of this site, all of whom are a couple bad days away from moving to the woods
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 10h
Hillary gonna Snatch that Presidency so Watch out!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸She's A GIRL GONE WILD!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉
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Moscow Mule @moscowmule.bsky.social · 10h
I really need to learn how to read Greek letters and I think the best way to do it is to write down vocab words that are cognates. That's how I was able to learn the Russian alphabet.
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 12h
This is the kinda phone you use to hire Golgo 13 for a hit.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12h
presenting chait as a coup de grace is like saying Read Em And Weep Fellas at a poker game and then slapping down five photos of your own ass. on purpose. you actually think that's a good hand
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they don't even fit
miga wearing scott's flip flops
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
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Rachel @rachmarie.bsky.social · 16h
Have a kitty. This beauty is Cheyenne. She’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Feline Rescue. You can learn more about her here: us10d.sheltermanager.com/service?acco...
A long-haired black and white cat sitting inside a scratcher that’s designed to look like a framed work of art.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Leinth @iliarakantira.bsky.social · 17h
Happy indigenous peoples day!
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Moscow Mule @moscowmule.bsky.social · 15h
Last week I took off from work to volunteer at the Greek festival and now that I'm back at work I sure would rather be doing church stuff again.
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seen on instagram but its cooking with Bluesky energy
@spiteismadebyfairies on instagram
"Being online enough to tell which Gen Z slang terms come from AAVE vs which come from 2010s incel forums is the modern version of telling which words are anglo-saxon or Latinate because of translating the aeneid, beowulf
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
thank u for ur snackrifice????
a bag of gummies labelled “military heroes”. they are all shaped like soldiers. it’s as weird as it sounds a photo of a red gummy military hero. he is balancing some kind of large gun on his shoulder, but because he is gummy, it is very flaccid. his leg is also bent upwards because it is gummy. I don’t know if that makes him eligible for a medical discharge but it can’t be good
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 11/10/2026
Elon: i’m going to send a data center to space! Zelenskyy, packing a repurposed Cessna full of composition 4: me too
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Autumnal Astrid🍂 @namitomoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Americans come up every day with new types of blasphemies not even the most radical Jacobin could have dreamed of.
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open borders now @radtranslib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
American small business owners largely see themselves as lower-level rentiers in a quasi-feudal economy as opposed to service providers in a competitive market economy, and part of that means not having to actually be competent at providing services
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The Finnvisible Man™ @feeblecretin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I legit believe that George Costanza is one of the best and most cleverly written characters in all of fiction
George Costanza at the Psychiatrist:

G: God would never let me be successful.
G: He'd kill me first. He'll never let me be happy.
P: I thought you didn't believe in God.
G: I do for the bad things.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Air to Ground Message: AFT LAVS SMELL VERY BAD Area: Madison, WI, USA Type: Boeing 737-900 A: #a89f96de254 F: #f2859ccaf4d
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 10/10/2026
This is the part that feels like going insane daily. "lol oh no we can't stop our product from doing crimes aren't we cheeky?" FUCKING JAIL FOR THE CEO THEN
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I converted to Catholicism two weeks ago. Here’s why I think Jesus would’ve supported live streaming executions.
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Emilio Lopez @emannland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy to team with my friends at @konamina.bsky.social again! for this Meowtal Gear Solid 4 inspired poster! special for CatCon! Don’t miss out! ❗CatCon 10/10-10/11 ❗MGS Posters by myself @emannland.bsky.social & @othatsraspberry.com are available for preorder during CatCon with OKSGEAR
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hilkojj @hilkojj.nl · 09/10/2026
📢 Wheelie is excited to tell you the game is OUT NOW in Early Access! Pave Paradise and put up the Car Parks of your dreams TODAY. store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/... 🙏 Thanks everyone for the support!
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Oswiu☦️ @oswiu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The President is surrounded by various Black Lodge entities. Concerning
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's always good to remember that people hated cars so much in the early 20th century that the auto industry invented jaywalking to paint pedestrians as problematic
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
episode 009
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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 07/10/2026
So I have submitted a Dead To Rights panel for MAGFest which I hope to see folks there if I get accepted. But replaying some sections for footage... holy shit, this OST is actually kinda great?
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Moscow Mule @moscowmule.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dead to Rights
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John Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got an ad for the most cursed local religious conference I have seen
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Fr. Steven Clark @frstevenclark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Above all: forget not the poor; support them as your means allow. Give to the orphan, protect the widow, & permit the strong to destroy no man. Take not life of the just or the unjust, nor allow him to be killed. Destroy no soul, even if guilty of murder. — St Vladimir of Kiev, Equal to the Apostles
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hilkojj @hilkojj.nl · 02/10/2026
Quit your job. Divorce your wife. Next week you're building the greatest parking lots of your life! store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/...
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Moscow Mule @moscowmule.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mom and I went to Nieman Marcus all the time (not that we could really afford it). I met Stanley Marcus at an inCircle party when I was little and he gave me his autograph, which I still have somewhere
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵
A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.An old photo of the Dallas flagship.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao awesome
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Air to Ground Message: YOURE MY HERO AND THAT SAYS ALOT BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT BATMAN ALOT Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a03819c28d9 F: #fb405327446
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
I Pushed My Luck, Reheated My Burrito An Extra 30 Seconds, and It Exploded All Over The Microwave. Here's Why That's A Lesson for Democrats
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 01,1968
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE PLAYING HIDE N SEEK, SLUGGO IS HIDING WHILE NANCY IS COUNTING,WHILE COVERING HER EYES 

NANCY: 14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-
SLUGGO: THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE 

SLUGGO HAS GOTTEN INSIDE A TRASHCAN
 
P2-NANCY LOOKS SHOCKED AS SHE WATCHES AN EMPLOYEE FROM THE SANITATION DEPARTMENT JUST PITCH SLUGGO INTO THE BACK OF THE GARBAGE TRUCK
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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Moscow Mule @moscowmule.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This guy must have a cool job
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Binance is a financial planning app for bisexuals
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bluesky for the next 31 days
@andromedism

(images from Always Sunny)

Panel 1: Dennis and Mac setting up an online dating profile for Charlie, asking him, "Alright, what are some of your likes?"

Panel 2: Charlie (face stung by hornets) grinning, "Ghouls."
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Moscow Mule @moscowmule.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is this Trump flying in?
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
PSA. DO NOT EVER EVER ATTEMPT TO FIX A GARAGE DOOR SPRING BY YOURSELF. PAY THE MONEY AND HAVE AN EXPERT DO IT. DO. NOT. FUCK. WITH. THEM. Electrical and tension springs are best left to experts, not worth trying to "save a few bucks" - cause you could end up maimed or dead.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fascism is simply crime and treating it as politics - treating fascist activists and politicians as legitimate actors rather than dangerous criminals - not only makes one an accomplice to their crimes but surrenders the field to them.
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Moscow Mule @moscowmule.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It never ceases to amaze me how my job expects me to ask for banking info from new vendors like I'm not some rando they've never heard of.
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Moscow Mule @moscowmule.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had a nightmare/dream I can remember for the first time in a long time and I'm kind of relieved.
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 01/10/2026
Just saw some roadworkers wearing KILTS. Like official safety gear style kilts that were neon yellow/green with reflector material on them! Lol Finland's cool
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