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Halimede. @halimede.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I don't think you can be trans without gender dysphoria. this is because I don't think you can be a woman without gender dysphoria.

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.

A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 07/10/2026

Chinese Cigarettes would be a beautiful name for a Steely Dan album

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

*flirting* You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on in the Statcast era

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esme 🪐 @callioperave.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

excuse me miss they don’t allow drinks in here and unfortunately you are a tall glass of water on a hot day

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is @yours.is · 01/10/2026

but whence my deductible if not out of mine pocket? wherefore lies the distinction? health insurance is extortion

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There are MLB playoff games today!!!

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 18/09/2026

Cum 141 Times! 134 Big Orgasms! 6100cc Squirting! EROS Extreme Trance Climax FUCK. Nanami Misaki.

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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 17/09/2026

thinking about how the world falling apart as everyone turns on us has me thinking about that one vice article again. cis people should know by now that if the trannies are forced to leave, the party dies

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Let the incubator incubate. Hold it in, ladies.

A woman gently cradles a baby bump, standing in front of a bright background. The image includes large text stating, "Don't believe the '9 months' lie. Your baby needs at least 15 months in the cooker."

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sylvi 🐲🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sylviii.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

DEIRDRE no. 7 - "AMBITIONS"

panel 1
Deirdre sits on a mattress in her newly furnished bedroom, while Deonna stands in the foreground with a beverage.
Deirdre: That went much faster than I expected. I can’t thank y’all enough for your help. And for letting me move in with y’all.
Deonna: It’s no problem at all!

Panel 2
Deirdre: I guess all I need now is a job… God, I’m stupid. I should have figured that out first.
Deonna: You were working in publishing, yeah?
Deirdre: If you can call it that. I was basically just doing the grunt work that an editor got to claim credit for.

Panel 3
Deirdre: Growing up I always wanted to be a writer. I got a degree and all, but I never felt like I found my ~voice~. Not like there was a job market for that anyway…

panel 4
Deonna: Well, maybe a new place and some time away from work can help you find what you want to be doing. My therapist once told me, “you have to make the soil right before you can grow flowers.” I don’t know if that’s good gardening advice, but it works as a metaphor.

Panel 5
Deirdre, starry-eyed: Is… is your therapist taking on new clients right now?
Deonna, rolling her eyes: Oh, I stopped seeing them a while ago. Insurance stuff. And now they’re engaged to one of my best friends from high school. Long story.

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sylvi 🐲🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sylviii.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

DEIRDRE no. 6 - "HEAVY LIFTING"

any resemblances to actual mid-size southern college towns is purely coincidental

panel 1 – rental moving truck moving toward a city shrouded in trees. A highway sign says “EXIT – YAUPON CITY”

panel 2 – Sam excitedly walking down the steps of their house with open arms to greet Deirdre, who has just arrived in the truck. His shirt says DYKE MARCH 2023.
S: “Deirdre!”
D: “Howdy!”

panel 3 – Sam is introducing Deirdre to Miguel, a bear with curly hair wearing a polo shirt, and Deonna, who wears a striped shirt and cargo shorts.
S: “This is Miguel, my boyfriend. And you met Deonna over the phone.”
M & Deonna: “Hey!”
S: “They’ve both volunteered to help you get moved in.”

panel 4 – shot of Sam and Deirdre, who is nervously putting an arm behind her head.
D: “Oh! Thanks y’all, but I should be able to handle it…”
S: “Deirdre, we’re not about to let you move a truck full of stuff by yourself.”
“...Plus I already offered to buy all of us dinner afterward.”

panel 5 – Deirdre and Miguel moving boxes. Miguel is squatting down to pick one up.
M: “So, big city life up north wasn’t doing it for you?”
D: “Yeah, I moved up there because my company paid for it, but I ended up mostly working from home anyway. Hard to make friends when you never leave your apartment… Also, be careful, that box is pretty heav-”

panel 6 – Miguel, much to Deirdre’s surprise, easily lifts the box over his shoulder.
Note below Miguel: (star flanker of the local gay rugby team)
D: “...y”
M: “Well, Y.C. might not be a metropolis, but being a college town means there’s a ton of queer folks from all around the state. I’m sure you’ll find your people here.”

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sylvi 🐲🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sylviii.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

DEIRDRE no. 5 - "ROAD TRIP BLUES"

panel 1: Deirdre sits at a restaurant having just finished a meal. A tiger waiter with a nametag that reads "Linda" asks her: "Can I get you anything else, sugar?"
D: "No, I'm good... actually, where is the bathroom?"

panel 2: Deirdre nervously walks into the ladies' room, thinking "It's just a women's bathroom in a BBQ joint in a rural town in the South. What's the worst that could happen?"

panel 3: Deidre sits on the toilet, imagining a newspaper with the headline TRANSSEXUAL ARRESTED FOR PISS CRIMES

panel 4: Deirdre peers out of the bathroom door, thinking "I don't think anybody saw me come in here..."

panel 5: a voice offscreen says "Could you please explain to me why that *TRAP* was in the ladies' room?" Deirdre looks mortified.

panel 6: an aggravated mink woman stands by the checkout counter. Linda, the waitress, says "I'm sorry you had to see that, Trisha. Don't tell anyone, but we've been having a rat problem recently."

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sylvi 🐲🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sylviii.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

DEIRDRE no. 4 - "THIRD BEDROOM"

four panel comic

panel 1 - a small house seen from outside. one person inside says "not gonna lie, I'm going to miss having a studio/office in our house." a second person says "are you going to miss paying that extra $300/month in rent?" first person: "yeah, no."

panel 2 - Deonna, a sheep with bantu knots and a lesbian necklace, and Sam, a transmasc deer with a mullet, are moving a desk.
D: "I've heard you talk about your sister, but what's it like living with her?"
S: "I mean, it's weird. We haven't lived together since high school."
D: "Well, what was it like back then?"

panel 3 - Sam: "Honestly? She didn't really have a life. Like, she was in band, but aside from that she mostly just stayed in her room playing video games."
D: "Did you know back then that she was also trans?"

panel 4: Sam, pondering: "Well, aside from the fact that she always wanted to hang out with my friends on the volleyball team, and that time she dressed up in drag as Kate Bush for Halloween,"
D: "Uh huh."
S: "And that time she tried to set her tuxedo on fire before senior prom... No, not really."

yeah who would've guessed she's not a boy

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✨Radiance✨, Mother to Many @mothertomany.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

staying fat and strong in the era of inescapable insecurity btw everyone is gonna be an Ozempic skeleton and I'll be moving like Genghis Khan

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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

yeah I'm stupid so what

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dyke trout @morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i got sick from playing too much baseball and smoking 5,000 cigarettes 😞

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 08/09/2026

Please Be More Perverted With Me

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dyke trout @morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

british people when they get cyclosporiasis : i can't stop shilling and farthing 😣

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 21/08/2026

I'm Quiet But Even I Got Laid!! Lets Be An Entertainer!! Fun Flash Cards For Picking Up Girls!!!

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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 21/08/2026

Might look something like this

Sketch of a rundown movie theater with Frankenstein-esque bolts on either side of the building and a sign reading “Magic Wanda’s Frankensteinema.” The marquee shows “Now playing: The Invisible Wolfman”

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dyke trout @morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

6 year old me 🤝 31 year old me this album kicks ass

album cover for Batman Beyond soundtrack featuring a slender, angular Batman on a rooftop framed by a giant full moon.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I don't think neoliberals should do violence. I think when they do it they're reinforcing violence.

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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"Amelia Bedelia was autistic" no amelia bedelia was a dumb bitch do not take this away from us

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 12/08/2026

💔🕊️

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 11/08/2026

the French have a saying: "C'est la vie," which means "Incest is life." I don't quite get it but what a fascinating culture they have!

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dyke trout @morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

a kinsey 6? no, honey, you're a 10 😏

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esme 🪐 @callioperave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

hi! happy bandcamp Friday :) I would like you to support any music you can today, and if you have some love, time, and money leftover, I suggest you spend it on my music I make a jungle, an electro, the techno and ambient sometimes. !buy music today! #bandcampfriday callioperave.bandcamp.com

callioperave.bandcamp.com

Calliope

Jungle / Techno / Electro rave music | queer liberation now | dance forever mershak @ gmail

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dyke trout @morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

men are always invading women's swamps...

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 04/08/2026

A label has been created for your package Your package has shipped Your package is out for delivery Your package is never going to feel as good as smoking cigarettes did when you were 26, almost 27, when you still felt invincible Your package attempted delivery but no one was there to sign for it

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 04/08/2026

Wild to remember that this is what we used to consider busy.

Richard Scarrys busytown. There’s a bunch of animals doing some pretty tame shit. A raccoon goes to the movies. A pig drives a tow truck. You get it.

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go away 🦫 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

As an empath I can sense it would feel really good to be inside you

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 02/08/2026

the Red Sox could’ve kept Betts. Freeman wanted to stay in Atlanta more than anything and they passed. Machado didn’t stay. It’s not impossible for other teams to keep and sign these sorts of guys.

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 02/08/2026

Don’t blame the dodgers, blame the tigers.

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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 24/07/2026

We are often asked, how do you keep putting out such incredible works of literature? The answer? With the support of our wonderful friends...of the Puss that is! That's right, your support enables us to keep doing what we love the most which is publishing the best trans literature we can for YOU

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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 17/07/2026

What if instead of free parking it was freak parking and you could only leave your car there if you sucked toes or whatever

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

one day we will all be 40 years old posting on the internet. some of us may even be doing that right now

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g ! r ¿ L ° g ○ L ◇ t □ c 》 h @grlgltch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

some people are so CRITICAL, god, who cares about any of it!+! go touch grass ugh *slides feet-first into the meat grinder*

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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 16/07/2026

just saw your girl slow blinking at a stray cat

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dyke trout @morticiaplaiddams.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

READ MY FRIEND'S COMICS!!! THEY'RE ALIVE AND SENTIENT AND IF YOU DON'T READ THEM THEY WILL DIE!!!!!

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sylvi 🐲🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sylviii.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

DEIRDRE no. 3 - "MOVING"

panel 1: deirdre, sitting on mattress: "Ok Deirdre, time to pack up for the big move. No problem, right? I don't own much..." she is wearing pajama pants and a hartford whalers ringer tee

panel 2: deirdre throwing clothes into a box: "This box will fit all of the clothes I own". One item is labelled "nondescript dysphoria hoodie #6"

panel 3: deirdre looking ponderously at a whisk, holding a "madame coffee" coffee machine: "I never do much cooking anyway..."

panel 4: a bean bag chair, a tower PC, and several fast food containers. Deirdre: "furniture..."

panel 5: deirdre checking a to-do list: "Ok, now all that's left is to pack up my..."

panel 6: deirdre stares into a menacingly dark closet piled high with boxes, one labeled "BOPPS". Deirdre: "...baseball card collection"

panel 7: deidre at a gas station, filling up an "EZ-HAUL" van which is very precariously leaning onto its back tires. someone from off screen asks "is it supposed to be sagging like that?"

deirdre goes digital

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sylvi 🐲🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sylviii.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

DEIRDRE no. 2 - "UNEMPLOYMENT"

Deirdre #2 - "UNEMPLOYMENT"

panel 1: Deirdre, a transfem deer, on the phone: fuuuuck I'm so stupid. That job was all I had.

panel 2: (person on phone): do you perhaps mean that job you were always telling me you hated?

D: how will I make rent

(phone): that job that was severely underpaying you?
that job that gave you panic attacks on a weekly basis?
do you think maybe you needed to do this

panel 3: deirdre, sitting with laptop: I just don't know what to do.

(phone): move in with me.

panel 4: deirdre, close up: what?

panel 5: (phone): do you like where you live?
D: not really, no. it's a 10 minute drive to anywhere.

panel 6: we see deirdre's bank account. she has $1990 in savings and $23 in checking.
(phone): dee and I have been discussing getting another roommate. you've got some savings, right?
D: yeah...

oh so you thought this was gonna be one of those four panel gag comics.

panel 7: a butch transmasc deer puffing on a cig: so the way I see it, you can stay in an apartment you hate in a city where you have no friends
(your words)
or you can move in with us while you find a job that won't destroy your soul.

panel 8: deirdre processing what they just said

panel 9:
D: I hate that thing you do where you're correct all the time.
(phone): I'm your older brother, Deirdre. That's my job :)

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sylvi 🐲🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sylviii.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

what better time than #makeaterriblecomicday2026 to bully myself into starting that comic I've been thinking about since literally 2022 DEIRDRE no. 1 - "WAGE LABOR"

deirdre no. 1 - "wage labor"

panel 1: deirdre, a transfem deer, is clearly zoned out in a zoom meeting

panel 2: the zoom meeting continues interminably

panel 3: deirdre appears to have an idea ("!")

panel 4: deirdre says "I quit".

get it? deirdre. like "deer". im clever and smart.

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sabrina, ghastly cyberdog @unwisewoman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

thanks to estrogen its more like four and a half inch nails now

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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 08/07/2026

The Women's Professional Baseball League has announced team names and branding ahead of its inaugural season, which begins August 1. They are the Boston Hunters, the Los Angeles Queens, the New York Heights, and the San Francisco Firebells (elaboration on meaning/inspo in this thread).

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