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A 38 year old they/them in north theirolina music and baseball player+appreciator medcalc.gay

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I admire the gumption of the mosquito that saw fit to *bite my face* but also hope that the contents of my blood make the rest of their life very unpleasant
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Recompense all the richer
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ZZ Vers
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The redder the mulch, the further we have strayed from God’s light
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Took my broken headphones apart and rummaged around in there a bit, and now they work again. #diy #dihow #dimystery
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You can’t be from Texas AND New York…pick a lane!
A box of “New York bakery” Texas Toast
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ketel Marte rn
Da share zone "hit da bricks" meme from 2018, but including "Arizona Diamondbacks" as one of the items on the list of things you can leave
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A Bop It! that makes you ask consent first
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Not sure why folks call it “boymode” when “disGUYs” was right there for the taking
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A spreadsheet [crowd boos] That’s color-coded [crowd cheers] Of baseball statistics [raucous standing ovation]
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Pretty sure Cal Raleigh got Etsy witch’d
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you teach a man to fish…he’ll post pictures on his dating profile 🎣
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Convinced that jimothy is a psyop
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Smog mogged
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Figures that ladybugs would outrun a turtle
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
roentgen x
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Will Toledo reviews the economic indicators
Lyrics from "Connect the Dots" by Car Seat Headrest

[Outro]
And we're never gonna never gonna get a job 
And we're never gonna never gonna get a job 
And we're never gonna never gonna get a job 
And we're never gonna never gonna get a job
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's July. youtu.be/AfxtuZ6v9m8
youtu.be
The Decemberists - July, July! (from Castaways & Cutouts)
YouTube video by Kill Rock Stars
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m not hangry, I’m hagitated
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Million dollar idea: a store that does the opposite of untuckit and makes extra long shirts. Tuckit.
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
you ever get like ten captchas wrong in a row and start wondering if you're being pranked or have a cognitive issue?
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"putting out a fire...with gasoline!" playing over and over and over on a loop in my head
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
cat size cat's eyes
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
feeble little an horse
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
our dreams were like fugitive warlords
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A horse named River… You just know that horse goes “theyyyygh” #masterpiecetheatre @mrfinncredible.bsky.social
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
a mite bit too toasty
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
who is awake strategizing their pivot
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The artist’s whey
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
homage homage
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
bad vibes only :)
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
They say California is a recipe for a black hole.
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Folks, I've heard tell that Gr*ndr has become well-nigh unusable. That app is really on a race to...the bottom
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Klarna is such a beautiful name for a girl
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Went here and everybody knew you
Screen capture of the Wikipedia page for the unincorporated community of “Gay, North Carolina”
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Whoa. Your sextant’s on fire.
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
National Lampoon’s Ingalls Wilder
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Stoner birding group: audubong society
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Haulin’ oats
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
An animated series called “Peat & Peat” where the two main characters are bog bodies
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
spoonman implies the existence of forkwoman and knifethey
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
What perfect album came out when you were 16? The Mountain Goats - We Shall All Be Healed
Cover art for The Mountain Goats' 2004 album "We Shall All Be Healed"
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Went here and everyone knew you
White van stopped on the road for the company “Furry Land” mobile dog grooming.
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Saturn return! At the car rental
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
vibe code this! [redacted]
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
angine de poutine
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
uncanny valley (filled with bottles)
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
harsh noise cancelling headphones
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