Reposted by pumquinn 🎃Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104441652
pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I admire the gumption of the mosquito that saw fit to *bite my face* but also hope that the contents of my blood make the rest of their life very unpleasant 010
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The redder the mulch, the further we have strayed from God’s light 000
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 08/08/2026A Bop It! that makes you ask consent first 030
pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Not sure why folks call it “boymode” when “disGUYs” was right there for the taking 010
pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 25/07/2026A spreadsheet [crowd boos] That’s color-coded [crowd cheers] Of baseball statistics [raucous standing ovation] 010
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Will Toledo reviews the economic indicators 010
pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It's July. youtu.be/AfxtuZ6v9m8youtu.beThe Decemberists - July, July! (from Castaways & Cutouts)YouTube video by Kill Rock Stars 100
pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Million dollar idea: a store that does the opposite of untuckit and makes extra long shirts. Tuckit. 020
pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 04/06/2026you ever get like ten captchas wrong in a row and start wondering if you're being pranked or have a cognitive issue? 110
pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 01/06/2026"putting out a fire...with gasoline!" playing over and over and over on a loop in my head 000
pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 24/05/2026A horse named River… You just know that horse goes “theyyyygh” #masterpiecetheatre @mrfinncredible.bsky.social 020
pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 04/05/2026They say California is a recipe for a black hole. 100
pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Folks, I've heard tell that Gr*ndr has become well-nigh unusable. That app is really on a race to...the bottom 040
pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Klarna is such a beautiful name for a girl 040
pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 19/04/2026An animated series called “Peat & Peat” where the two main characters are bog bodies 020
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pumquinn 🎃 @holidayquinnxpress.bsky.social · 18/04/2026What perfect album came out when you were 16? The Mountain Goats - We Shall All Be Healed 040