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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Several years ago, on a whim, I started drawing a map of an eel's life travels as seen by the eel. I figured an eel thinks about its life as a linear journey, rather than a there-and-back again adventure. So I wanted to do a map to reflect this. This morning, on another whim, I finished the map!
A long, skinny map titled: "Life and Travels of the European Eel" with a subtitle reading: "From the Eel's Perspective." A label at the bottom of the map reads: "Begin Here." The map top half of the map is an mirror copy of the bottom half.

I will put the full text of the column in the alt text in an image in the next post in the thread.

 The map goes from the bottom of the page up, starting in the Sargasso Sea. An set of arrows show the eels paths to shore, then up a river and into a marshland. The arrows continue up the page to show the eel leaving the marshland and heading back downstream, and out to sea. The land is green and verdant at the bottom of the map, because the eels migrate upstream in the spring. The land is brown and dry at the top of the map, because eels migrate downstream in the autumn.

A column of text on the side tells about the eels' journeys and changes. It is more text than I can relate in the space allowed here. Each paragraph has an arrow pointing up to the next one, and they are designed to be read from the bottom of the page going upwards.
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Seen tacked to a community board on my walk
laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads:

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG?

[photo of a coyote]

DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE.
OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???:
—NO ACTION REQUIRED
—IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!)
-HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT
-LET HER COOK
—NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;)
—KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS
-(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY)
—YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
this implies the existence of jesse plemonade
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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 09/03/2026
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
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willow with a reese's peanut butter pumpkin 🐈🎃 @willow.kissesgirls.online · 25/02/2026
twin peaks. windom earle questioning major briggs: "garland, what do you fear most in the world?"twin peaks. garland briggs responding "the possibility that love is not enough"
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moon @mooneeshuh.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
so a government sanctioned 4chan
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse
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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/02/2026
tumblr post:

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Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :)
Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE
FLIP WITHOUT DYING??
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Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)
Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
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moon @mooneeshuh.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Ah, my fav Bible verse Lunch 12:30
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moon @mooneeshuh.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
everytime there's a release
Screenshot from Cruel Intentions. Dialogue reads: Ronald email is for geeks and pedophiles
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moon @mooneeshuh.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Bobby Hill from King of the Hill saying Who, who in the media tricked you. Season 4, Episode 3.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 25/01/2026
"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/01/2026
Scrooge from Muppet Christmas Carol: You there, boy! What day is it?

Bean Bunny: Why, it’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, sir!

Scrooge: Then I haven’t missed it!
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I deleted TikTok back when the Oracle purchase was announced but if you've still got it, you GOTTA dump it. Especially for trans folks. It straight up says in the new TOS that they--Oracle, the company that has active ties to the Trump admin--are monitoring and documenting trans and NB users.
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EyesOnICE @cantstoppoppin.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Norcross, GA – January 23, 2026: Huge Anti-ICE Student Walkout Erupts at Meadowcreek High School
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Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
These high schoolers protesting against ICE are built different
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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David Lynch's Worlds @davidlynchsworlds.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
A #TwinPeaks exchange for our current times.
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moon @mooneeshuh.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Cruel intentions screenshot of scene of Sebastian saying: Ronald e-mail is for geeks and pdfs
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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 27/10/2025
i haven't given up
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Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 12/09/2025
Moscow mules are the fajitas of cocktails
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
We call them Skeets because of this guy and we call it Bluesky because he was blue
Skeeter and Doug
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
"how do I explain lesbians to my kids" and "the internet needs to be censored so my stupid kid can be on it" is cut from the same root in that some parents just fucking hate the idea of needing to interact with their kids in any way and want them to just bang on the ipad and shut the fuck up
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
90s computer desk with shelves for speakers, tower, printer, pull-out mouse and keyboard drawer etc
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Krieger from Archer saying this
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logan, hater club CEO @logan.hater.club · 12/08/2025
An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
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✨steph ✨🏳️‍🌈 @iridescentdreams.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I love fortune cookies because they're crunchy, sweet, & I'm a nosy bitch.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 02/08/2025
The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
That twist towards the end where you go from “oh no” to “oh no no no no no no god oh no”
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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Turtle Mutual Aid:
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
We need a liberal Jigsaw
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Hasan Piker detained at the border and questioned for hours over politics. He was asked whether or not he’d interviewed Hamas, Houthis, or Hezbollah members. He was questioned about his opinions on Trump and Israel.
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Hasan Piker detained at the border and questioned for hours over politics
"They straight up tried to get something out of me that I think they could use to basically detain me permanently"
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The Rehearsal is a tv show that's basic premise is "is it ethical to make a TV show?" (and comes to the answer of "probably not")
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
unfortunately i am exactly the type of person that a paris hilton/megan thee stallion song exists for
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Dr. Toni Morrison on white women - a whole damn read:
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I am 1,000 years old. www.usermag.co/p/john-pork-...
Right now, there's an epic story playing out across Instagram Reels. John Pork, a virtual influencer with a pig's head on a human body, was allegedly murdered by Tim Cheese, an AI-generated rat who was once Pork's best friend. The murder was witnessed by Pingu, the animated penguin who starred in a Swiss children's show in the 90s. Simon Claw, an AI-generated cat, may have aided in the killing, while Marvin Beak, a war-hardened bird and former assassin, was hired to avenge John’s death.

Videos telling this story, piece by piece, are amassing tens of millions of collective views across Instagram Reels. The story has become so popular that it has spurred IRL meetups and marches in Europe. It has expanded into a sprawling, fantastical tale with frequent pivots and cliffhangers. Reels users have developed and introduced a slew of new characters into the John Pork universe, including Tina Cheese, Bob Bacon, and Agent 5.5. Each character has a detailed backstory and role in the larger narrative.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
People who do telekinesis only ever lift. They never squeeze. Why don’t they ever squeeze?
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