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MonstrousJaffa

@monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
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It turns out I have a tickling fetish. Well, that's something to smile about. Bi cis male in my 50s. Curious. He/Him

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 15h
Delightful also to hear real eagle noises. In movies eagles are always dubbed with hawks, since hawks found fierce and eagles sound like adorable squeakers.
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Museum Bums @museumbums.bsky.social · 21h
Have you started thinking about Christmas gifts yet? Why? Oh... No reason, no reason... Just gonna leave these here *leaves images right here* 😉 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums 💙🩷 #HottiesinArt uk.bookshop.org/p/books/muse... bookshop.org/p/books/muse...
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 20h
Never a dull day in local government.
A page from the Bucks Advertiser, 1988, showing South Bucks Councillor Ken Dolan smoking from a pipe. The text in the short article is him protesting a smoking ban in meetings, continuing to smoke his pipe with 'almost impolite ferocity'.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 20h
This is so very funny youtu.be/SHUvSffmLIQ?...
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Most TV is Just This Now
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
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Risque Draws 🔞✍️☕ @risquedraws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pintember 🩷 (13th - 16th)
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 29 86🎓 99🔥 89🎉 95🏅 93🏆 Final score: 927 Don't know what I was doing with New Delhi 🤷‍♂️
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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New Humanist @newhumanist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lemmy and Ozzy recorded "I Ain't No Nice Guy" in 1992. Keith Kahn-Harris on how they left metal a much nicer place than they found it: charity fundraising, dry bars, vegan menus. And none of it is really that surprising. newhumanist.org.uk/articles/hea...
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Headbangers give the best hugs
As metalheads mourn their Prince of Darkness, has the “devil’s music” accidentally become a force for good?
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having one of those days today.
In the Park
 
In the park,
the tall trees are waving
in the morning breeze.
 
I wave back
only to realize they are waving
at the person behind me.


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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy cheese day to all who celebrate. And a good moment to remember that our political system is so broken that this woman, who is visibly inane, became prime minister.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tag yourself I'm Wandering for Food
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Dr Rebecca Wragg Sykes @lemoustier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🏺 🗃️ Archaeologists/Historians - please shoot me your favourite examples & sources on ancient named animals, the older the better! Prefer farm animals but others also welcome 🐏 🐂 🐖 🫏... 🐕 #histsky (I already have Bramati 2025, & Alivernini & Bramanti 2023)
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Northern Ireland Assembly yesterday voted in favour of progressing with a bill that would ban conversion practices, with no religious exemption. A long way to go before this is law, but NI is now further ahead on delivering this key protection for LGBT people than Scotland, England or Wales.
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Victory! Northern Ireland Conversion Practices Ban Bill passes key vote
The Northern Ireland Assembly has voted to pass the Conversion Practices (Criminalisation) Bill at Second Stage. MLAs voted 46 in favour and 29 against, with 15 abstentions. Northern Ireland Humanists...
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Barbarians aren't at the gate. They are inside, burning and looting with glee.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Worth shouting out yet again how remarkably efficacious this vaccine is. Look at the drop off in deaths since 2015. Look at it!!! All those lives saved because #VaccinesWork
A screenshot from a news report on cervical cancer vaccines introduced in 2008

A bar chart shows the deaths from cervical cancer of women aged 20-25 in England in 5 year periods.

2000-04 - 25 deaths
2005-19 - 16 deaths
2010-14 - 27 deaths
2015-19 - 5 deaths
2020-24 - zero deaths
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Now THIS is incredible. 26 decommissioned wind turbines from Scotland's first commercial wind farm were - wait for it - 99.9% recycled? Less than 0.1% of their materials into landfill: www.newcivilengineer.com/latest/uk-fi... Blimey.
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‘UK first’ sees decommissioning of ScottishPower wind farm demonstrate turbine circularity | New Civil Engineer
Hagshaw Hill Wind Farm in South Lanarkshire opened in the mid-‘90s and was decommissioned in 2023 before being repowered and brought back onstream in late
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Zoinks! 🫠
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#ShareGoodNewsToo
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Risque Draws 🔞✍️☕ @risquedraws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pintember 🩷 (9th - 12th)
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We’ve got racing from Newton Abbot, boxing from Bethnal Green and all the latest from the Welsh snooker championships. A fascinating afternoon of sport gets underway though with dogging from Fairford.”
Dickie Davies. Absolute king of fucking suave. Fuck you Steve Rider you Aled Jones headed ponce. DD was the daddy and all you Grandstand cunts know it.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
American BlueSky being teased on the definitions of dogging and fly tipping reminds me of the story of the Brit who convinced a visiting American colleague that the shipping forecast was the day's cricket scores.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 28/09/2026
Today marks three years since the iconic Sycamore Gap tree was illegally felled. We're pleased to bring you new images which reveal how the stump is growing, a sure sign that the tree is in recovery.
A close-up of sycamore shootsThe stump is hidden by a thick ring of green shootsThick, green shoots surround the stumpShowing tall shoots, growing above the stump
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them!
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explore.org @explore.org · 28/09/2026
A day away from the final showdown. Who will you pick to go head-to-head for the ultimate title? Make today count and VOTE at fatbearweek.org
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Pure Science @purescience.news · 28/09/2026
Fat Bear Week semi-finals: Bucky Dent vs. Backpack and 132 vs. 910 #Science www.popsci.com/environment/fat-bear…
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Fat Bear Week semi-finals: Bucky Dent vs. Backpack and 132 vs. 910
It's a day for survival stories and big, chunky bears.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 28/09/2026
We have something very cute to share with you today 🦉 This summer, a pair of barn owls successfully reared four owlets at Kedleston Hall, marking Kedleston's first known breeding success in over two decades.
Four young barn owls jostle onto the small wooden ledge of their nest box, fixed to a huge oak tree behind themA young barn owl in flight, its wings stretched up above it against a blurry green background, its white heart-shaped face facing the cameraA young barn own in flight, a blurry oak tree behind it, its huge white and brown wings beating downwards as it looks at the cameraA barn owl swooping down with its wings fanned wide across a field of long purplish grass
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wolves & wild horses have returned to Portugal’s Côa Valley. Rewilding Portugal has been working across the Greater Côa Valley, releasing Sorraia horses & Tauros cattle since 2021 to restore natural grazing. Iberian wolves have now returned to the area on their own buff.ly/xEAcxIx #ShareGoodNewsToo
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The return of the wild in Portugal's Greater Côa Valley - ELSP
When Marta Calix moved to Portugal’s Greater Côa Valley in 2019, she joined an ambitious effort to bring nature back across one of western Europe’s important wildlife corridors. Six years later, new…
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do lizards smell foul? 🤷‍♂️
A page from a medieval bestiary showing a lizard.

Above the lizard it reads "pause to reveal your medieval creature"

Below the lizard reads "Lizard - you're bloodthirsty and foul-smelling"
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 28 98🔥 98🔥 95🏅 95🏅 80🌞 Final score: 911
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did you know Bank/Monument Station has 16 entrances? It’s one of the most confusing stations on the London Underground, & with good reason I set out to find every single entrance and see just how far this Underground maze really goes. I counted 16 but I think there may be more?
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last night @ouizzi.bsky.social made me apologise to a pair of tiny hands. My repentance was, as you would expect, wholeheartedly solemn and sincere.
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Father Jack: I'm So Sorry
Alt: Father Jack: I'm So Sorry
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good thing that this couldn’t have been predicted almost a year ago <runs bitter victory lap> and the government didn’t just blithely carry on doing the same thing. www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/718...
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just hanging around with @ouizzi.bsky.social for #SinfulSunday Those gloves may be used on me tonight.....
A woman stands with her back to the camera.  She has green hair and is wearing lingerie.

Her hands are cuffed to a suspension point above her head.  Her ankles are cuffed to a spreader bar.

A man sits on a stool in front of her, hidden from the camera.  His hands reach around her waist, holding the cheeks of her arse.  He is wearing vampire gloves.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 27 100🎯 95🏅 100🎯 95🏅 88🎉 Final score: 944
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The first rule of gang bang club is that you have to talk about gang bang club: these things don’t organise themselves. NEW blog, #GangBang club Adorable nerdy/horny/crafting art by @stuartcb.bsky.social www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gang-ba...
A homemade chart with two spinnable paper wheels, one of women's faces and one of men's faces. There are pens around the chart on the table, and the chart is labelled 'gang bang club'. In the right-hand corner there's a little key with stickers that have letters next to them (red heart = APD, green crescent = NK, pink star = BC). The faces on the chart all look smiley
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just hanging around with @ouizzi.bsky.social for #SinfulSunday Those gloves may be used on me tonight.....
A woman stands with her back to the camera.  She has green hair and is wearing lingerie.

Her hands are cuffed to a suspension point above her head.  Her ankles are cuffed to a spreader bar.

A man sits on a stool in front of her, hidden from the camera.  His hands reach around her waist, holding the cheeks of her arse.  He is wearing vampire gloves.
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Focused and Filthy @focusedandfilthy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today’s #SinfulSunday post and a lovely accidental matching toenail varnish situation. 🤣 focusedandfilthy.com/2026/09/27/t...
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Triple Turquoise Toes - Focused and Filthy
It’s always funny when you find you’ve all got almost matching toenail colours on! (Completely unplanned )
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a beautiful thing! Well done to all involved in the creation of this Re-Union Jack 🇬🇧 A wonderful way to reclaim the flag from racist ne'er-do-wells.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are using our Octopus Energy power down hour for sex. We turn off all the appliances and go to bed for a hot session. Three times a week fun uninterupted by tech or bad telly, plus we get a free hours electricity on a Sunday.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My recommendation is that you should bring a full english to a job interview
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“WHY WOULD ANYONE LOOK INSIDE AN ALIEN EGG??” this is why:
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