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MonstrousJaffa

@monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
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It turns out I have a tickling fetish. Well, that's something to smile about. Bi cis male in my 50s. Curious. He/Him

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 4h
1/x Two of the best-known coats on any high street began as working kit for sailors on cold decks. Both carry names from my little corner of the North Sea: Duffel, a small town near Antwerp, and the Dutch word "pij". The story of the duffel coat and the peacoat. #maritimehistory
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 11m
A landmark to celebrate.
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a stray @astrayunled.bsky.social · 1h
Less than a week until this account is officially a year old. Can I make it to 1k by then...
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 36m
Slept in this morning. Now I just want to go back to bed 😴
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Alex Harvey @alexharvv.bsky.social · 51m
Oh this can just fuck off An AI-'written' complete copy of my own book is now on Amazon; same title, more-or-less the same blurb, and exactly the same impetus. Reviewers of Amazon, I urge you to absolutely dive-bomb this plagiaristic piece of shit: www.amazon.co.uk/FORGOTTEN-VI...
A hollow copy of my book with a shit AI-generated cover
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 07/10/2026
Props to Hayley Williams because "SUCK ON MY FAT DICK" is the only response to these people
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Hayley Williams Has a Blunt Message for DHS After ‘F–k ICE’ Concert Remark: ‘And May I Suggest…’
Hayley Williams responds to the Department of Homeland Security after the Paramore singer shouted "F--K ICE" and "Free Palestine" at a recent concert.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 12h
In the Venn diagram of wankers I think there would be a fair bit of overlap between those two groups.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 15h
Happy anniversary Becka
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 17h
Blasted corgis have to go!!!
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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 18h
Help, I can't breathe 😆🥊
LADY BOXERS. Lady boxers are not new. A challenge to fight and an acceptance between lady boxers appeared in ‘‘The Daily Post' as far back as 1728. The advertisements are too long to quote in full, but the challenge was issued by ‘‘Ann Field, of Stroke-Newington, ass-driver,” to Mrs ‘Stokes, styled the English Championess, “to a trial of the best skill in boxing, for 10 pounds, fair rise or fall.”” Mrs Stokes acoepted the challenge, none too politely, it must be said. She referred to ‘‘the famous Stoke-Newington ass-woman,”’ and went on to say ‘‘the blows which I will present her will be more difficult to digest than she ever gave her ass." Perhaps some sporting enthusiast will be able to tell us result of this encounter.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 19h
A graphic showing jars attributed to different kinks, filled to different levels based on my interest in that kink.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 20h
www.maptap.gg October 7 100🎯 98🔥 94🏅 83🌟 99🔥 Final score: 932 Chile too long and skinny for a lucky dip!
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If @ouizzi.bsky.social will leave her lingerie in my bedroom I'm going to wear it. She said something about stockings next..... A little silliness for #TittyTuesday 😘
I wear a black and silver basque and a pair of Scotland boxers

I have pulled down one cup of the basque to expose my nipple.
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The stickiest dragon, soft-scaled in ripe lovebird colours (green, yellow, coral). Found in one-in-a-million mangos, the bigger ones, sometimes identified by the fruit's heat, even out of direct sun. They don't take to domestication but it sunbasks on the patio while I read poetry. #TinyTalesTuesday
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The English Oak Project @thekentacorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fibonacci in Nature. Fibonacci in Breakfast
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Spooky Mister B @lewdmrb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a good curvy girl.😈
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If @ouizzi.bsky.social will leave her lingerie in my bedroom I'm going to wear it. She said something about stockings next..... A little silliness for #TittyTuesday 😘
I wear a black and silver basque and a pair of Scotland boxers

I have pulled down one cup of the basque to expose my nipple.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lot of fun searching though.......
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a gorgeous way to spend a Tuesday evening
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a day.....
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How about you don't make comments like this?
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please feel free to name and shame so that we can block their arse right out of this space. They don't deserve to have any interaction at all.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No. Don't do this.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, yes, on a second look I'd agree with that. The arms are lower down aren't they?
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A recumbent person, possibly male, with arms over their chest.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🫂
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Both walls were tough. I could see the Jacobi link but didn't know all his roles. Other than that it was hard.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 6 96🔥 90👑 92🏆 95🏅 89🎉 Final score: 922
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Caves in Nottingham are amazing
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Humanists UK @humanists.uk · 02/10/2026
Hey, Suella, leave them kids alone. A school's job is educate children, not force them into religious worship. Keep Christian Nationalism OUT of assemblies, classrooms, and the curriculum. Agree? Sign our petition today 👇 humanists.uk/action/keep-...
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Keep Christian Nationalism out of our schools
Reform UK wants to force every school to sing Christian hymns – and says there will be ‘consequences’ for schools that refuse. Add your name and help us defend inclusive education. Reform UK has unvei...
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Eric Pazdziora @ericpazdziora.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Opera doesn't make money. Opera’s what you spend money *on*.” “But . . what do you get out of it?” “You get opera. You put money in, you see, and opera comes out,” said Salzella wearily. --Terry Pratchett, 'Maskerade'
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Margot Finn @eicathomefinn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Support the National Trust by voting for Council members by 11:59pm on 30 October 2026. Quickvote is convenient if you're short of time or worried about inadvertently voting for Restore Trust's Bonigala, Cristea, Goldman, Mealing or Omrani. In our often bad times, the Trust's doing good things.
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy birthday 🎂
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder that this piece of shit may have lost a title, but he still lives a life of luxuried privilege. Something that the victims of Epstein will never have. Fuck him. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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King's funding for Andrew is not for legal action against police
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is taking action over search warrants issued ahead of his arrest in February.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The part of your brain that determines how much bullshit you can tolerate at any given time should be called the fucks capacitor.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I give each year, and I happily wore a poppy for the exact reasons you mention. But over the last few years I've stopped wearing one because of the rabid discourse and purity tests put about by the far right.
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Finn Hopson @finnhop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stragglers. At the end of the evening, after the sun has gone down and the rest of the murmuration has already called it a night, there's a small group of starlings that keep the party going a little further out to sea.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The colours match your dress, so very snazzy accessorising. And when you get to wear it for the right reason it means so much more doesn't it?
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They looked like they had frozen under the lights. As you say, hope they are ok.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very pretty, and your collar sits so nicely on you.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Slightly behind on #OnlyConnect, but it seems that the Makeweights are lightweights 🫤 Always feel quite sad when a team struggle.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I actually scrolled through several pics just to verify if the boobs to necklace ratio was constant. Seems to be as still haven't seen the necklace.
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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had to go back to see which post you were wearing a necklace in cause...... Boobs..... 🤷‍♂️
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