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Craig S.

@monsata.bsky.social
866 followers 375 following 3.5K posts

Idiot, genius, and rarely anything in-between. Anti-fascist, glitch artist, ttrpg fan, local cryptid. Occasionally confused with a massive agriculture conglomerate.

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Craig S. @monsata.bsky.social · 19h
#glitchtober2026 Day 4: illusion #glitchart
A man waves a wand above a top hat...
and something goes wrong.
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Craig S. @monsata.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#glitchtober2026 Day 3: obsession #glitchart
A still from the film Obsession. 
Her face is a bit... Melty.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 02/10/2026
I was going to make some sort of joke about ironically wanting to join this program while also being raised Catholic and harboring an indelible distrust and cognitive dissonance for the church, but nah, this is just a really nice sentiment to see from anyone in a position of influence and authority.
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Craig S. @monsata.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#glitchtober2026 Day 2: Melting #glitchart
A highly distorted crucible, pouring molten metal.
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Craig S. @monsata.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Glitchtober 2026 Day 1: Poison #glitchart #glitchtober
Poison Ivy, all glitched up.
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Craig S. @monsata.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, call his bluff. Send his ass to Iran.
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 30/09/2026
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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cherry! 🍒 @cherryvonbat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yall fuck with eraserhead baby pipe?
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026
I can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth"
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Craig S. @monsata.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
954 "A Clear Blue Skybox" #glitchart
An undulatuing massive blue sky looms above the darkness.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w…
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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Alasdair Stuart @alasdairstuart.com · 24/09/2026
This week has seen a sweaty little fascist livestream knifing a dinghy with an RNLI volunteer still in it because FOREIGN PEOPLE and a lot of the media being very scared to call a sweaty little fascist a sweaty little fascist. So seeing Captain Art Crimes step the fuck up is an absolute joy:)
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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Craig S. @monsata.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you see this, post green art.
"couchlock"

A bearded man exists at all points across space and time, but he cannot leave the green couch he's sitting upon.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In most other countries, a leftist party like the DSA has a solid century of history behind it. In the US that history is the FBI and Pinkertons brutally smashing it for generations.
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Keanu Reeves in A Scanner Darkly
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/09/2026
Every now and then I see myself referred to as an "AI Denier" and I want to be clear I acknowledge "AI" exists, it's just I think it's a massive energy drain, created from theft, implemented poorly for inappropriate tasks by loathsome tech executives who get hard at the idea of the rest of us dying
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Hayes Madsen @solfleet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also, there’s a very nice little Easter Egg in Control
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Paying ten bucks for one dollar is easily the most accurate metaphor for his entire economic agenda.
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
everyone involved with alligator alcatraz at every level - its creation, its construction, its staffing - needs to go to jail
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Craig S. @monsata.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Believe it or not, I'm so good at it they actually pay me to do it.
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kansas City Post July 26,1915
P1- MR. TRUE IS AT THE POLICE STATION, STANDING BEFORE THE MAGISTRATE 
MAGISTRATE :YOU ARE FINED $50. FOR ASSAULTING AN OFFICER.

WE CAN SEE THE OFFICER STANDING TO THE LEFT IN THE PANEL, HE HAS A BLACK EYE

P2- MR. TRUE IS LEAVING THE POLICE STATION 
MR. TRUE: IT WAS WORTH THE MONEY!
ANY OFFICER THAT GETS ABUSIVE TO NEWSBOYS AND PEDDLERS AIN'T FIT FOR THE FORCE.
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Craig S. @monsata.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here's how it's supposed to work- 1. The King of Lies says something obviously untrue. 2. Hooting dipshits believe him. 3. The King of Lies prospers, and avoids dying in prison. 4. Hooting dipshits get nothing. 5. Everyone but the hyperrich takes another bite of the shit sandwich. 6. Go to 1.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A reminder that evangelical doctrine, up to and including the wildly popular Left Behind book series where the Democratic president essentially does exactly this, has for decades insisted this is how the antichrist will reveal himself.
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“are you saying you want to check high schoolers genitals if they want to play sports you goddam freak?” is a free one you can use whenever, i wont accuse you of plagiarism or anything
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Oh God, I'm the coyote" (starts dry heaving)
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 08/09/2026
Media should ask every Republican official about Trump's story how he was rescued by firemen from the rubble, and dare them to say he was joking about 9/11.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The replay where the catcher is looking at nothing and the ball goes sailing by him is hilarious
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Milk Burger @milkpork.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm dipping nuggets you've never heard of into sauces you could never understand
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Karakato @karakatodzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gonna need an E Tank for this... #megaman
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Since it's the anniversary of the debut of "Batman the Animated Series," feeling compelled to share this art by Bruce Timm of all the things they weren't allowed to show in the cartoon. Can you guess them all? Answers in the next skeet down.
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FULLY ANIMATED EPISODE 1 IS OUT NOWWWW 🌟 youtu.be/6_7L80WaIuU?...
youtu.be
Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (EP.01 ANIMATED)
YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 05/09/2026
I can disperse these clowns in 30 seconds, just give me a loud speaker and the authority to collect delinquent child maintenance payments.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
an open restaurant kitchen is a symptom of the surveillance state. let those boys cook in peace. what happens back there is between them & god.
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It would be my honour to get run down in the street like a dog by the stock broker trying to change the background on this ultrawide gaming monitor on his way to the most expensive grocery store in town to buy a special kind of chips i cant afford
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Alissa Wilkinson @alissawilkinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jesus Christ, famously stingy about giving fish to people
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is the sort of story that Bluesky mostly seems to ignore but I guarantee has large political ramifications in real life. Rural America is getting hosed by this administration from all sorts of angles and that won't go unnoticed. MAGA's understanding of "rural" is an exurban poser.
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