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Alice Pauline

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Kelly Brack @kellybrack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Batman | Columbo
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
I’m gonna keep saying it. It‘s not purity tests. Or trans people. Or Black, disabled or queer people that got us Trump. It’s cishet white guys. you sound like a fool suggesting otherwise.
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Alice Pauline @moltomelone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Walken without rhythm so I won't attract the Worm
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4
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Himbo Beefcake, PhD 🔞💪 @jendrawscomics.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Evergreen meme
The "ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his emotional support arch rival" meme with Jigen, Lupin, and Zenigata all lying in bed.
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Alice Pauline @moltomelone.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🤓 because all my friends are also nerds and need reminded of it
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Alice Pauline @moltomelone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Bender Laughing: Oh Wait, You're Serious?
Alt: Clip of Futurama featuring the robot Bender laughing at Turanga Leela only to pause to note "Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder." This said, Bender proceeds to laugh once more. This time even harder.
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Alice Pauline @moltomelone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
i actually haven't seen our democracy in some time. not for want of looking! maybe it was never there?
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Alice Pauline @moltomelone.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Screencap from David Production's adaptation of Phantom Blood. Dio Brando, a beautiful and powerfully build blonde man now sports a pair of vampire fangs and his eyes glow. He points to his head while musing "How many breads have you eaten in your life?"
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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 30/05/2026
Repost to scare Bluesky developers
Scott the Woz leaning on a TV that says “PORN” on it
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Alice Pauline @moltomelone.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i get where you're going, but have you considered...
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a man and a woman are standing in a dark room .
Alt: From the movie Labyrinth, David Bowie as the Goblin King opposite to the goblin/muppet Hoggle. Bowie dramatically reprimands Hoggle while wearing the world's tightest set of trousers.
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Alice Pauline @moltomelone.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I am imagining that someone is Mr. Creosote from "The Meaning of Life"
Still image from The Meaning of Life. The tuxedo-clad Maître D' holds a menu and escorts an almost impossibly corpulent patron known as Mr Creosote, who also dons a tuxedo. Palm fronds decorate the wood panelled background.
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Alice Pauline @moltomelone.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Picture showing Ernst Röhm framed by the silhouette of a trophy. The text reads "The Ernst Röhm Award For Excellence In Collaboration"
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 11/01/2026
Lottie Fitzgerald, 26, is reportedly likely to piss you off at some point, and so may as well self-flagellate beforehand, while she’s enjoying her brief morning burst of energy. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/126620...
A screenshot of the Daily Tism Patreon page with a picture of a woman comforting a man
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
“I’m out of here bitches.”
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.
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Menotti Minutillo @menotti.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
ladies and gentlemen...we got him
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit! This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
yes this timeline is a rough route. yes there are waves of strife. but behind it all lies the inertia of all things which prompted fish to trot out of the ocean and humans to gather in commune. we are driven to fill the nothing with ourselves, with LOVE. its the unconquerable wind behind our sails
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Billie @billieiswriting.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
"Who would have predicted this?" - Black women did. - Trans people did. - The *entire* disability community did. - The anarchists did. - Post-Evangelicals did. "Well why didn't I hear them." You did. But you disregarded us as "extremists" and "alarmists". And you are still calling us that.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/09/2025
this is the GOAT tumblr post and always will be
post from personsonable

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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hey OP? what the FUCK does this mean?

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decay exists as an extant form of life

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That's a terrifying answer, have a nice day
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11/09/2025
This is the person they are suspending people over btw
Charlie Kirk: "god's perfect law says gay people should be stoned to death"
REGISTER AT
COMIACICO
HOUGHTCRIME
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ARLIE KIRK & JACK POSOBIEC
MS. RACHEL'S PRIDE MONT *
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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 11/09/2025
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
liberals use "purity" like fascists use "woke," and to describe the same things
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
"You can't criticize Newsom because he's the only one who can stand up to Trump." Literally NONE of that sentence is true. Not a single part of it. It's not "purity politics" to say hey, we have three years to find someone better than this greasy toad. The bar can be more than 1 inch from the floor.
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
So it's piracy and harm when people share ROMs... but it's "business" and "the future" when AI companies eat everything in sight.
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 04/07/2025
- genius goofball who lives like a hobo - outlives everyone they know because they're nigh-immortal - struggles to make human connections - takes in stray misfits to wander around with them - is capable of horrific violence I'm just sayin'
Frieren Doctor Who
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Timeline Cleanse Time Here's Evanescence & My Chemical Romance playing Donkey Konga during the “Nintendo Fusion Tour”
Members of Evanescence on a couch all with bongos and expressing delightAll members of My Chemical Romance with bongos showing Emo levels of delight
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Aubrey is in the forest byeee 💖🏳️‍🌈 @clericofthevoid.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Putting up a pride flag this year has meant our next door neighbor felt safe to put one up too, it’s meant the neighbor’s kid on the other side felt safe enough to tell me about himself. I know it’s not safe everywhere to put one up (ngl might not be here either), but it is worth it
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Minji ⚜️ @minjilee.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Kelly Weinersmith @weinersmith.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It's rosy maple moth season in Virginia!! My favorite time of year! Can you believe we get to share a universe with this amazing species? It's like pink lemonade had a baby with a muppet.
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
new boots on waiting for my friends to come pick me up
An inaturalist photo of the cranefly Hexatoma albitarsis taken by user terrinorris (https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/51841205)
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Violett 🏳️‍⚧️ @sylvyviolett.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/04/2025
Tariffs xkcd.com/3073
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
born to put bugles on my fingers, forced to post about putting bugles on my fingers
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 18/03/2025
“I can’t believe they are damaging Elon musks private property” Why can’t you believe this. He is shortening your lifespan and destroying your planet. What is the acceptable response to capitalists deciding it’s more convenient to cause ecological collapse and mass death than stop climate change?
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 17/03/2025
YOU (probably not you if you follow me on Bluesky) are WRONG about trans people in sport youtu.be/KDxaHA_xZz4
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YOU (yes you) are WRONG about trans people in sport
YouTube video by Katy Montgomerie
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
1 Year on T... Mario hangs his hat on a nearby rack then notices himself in the mirror. He says "it's-a me..." Tears of joy stream down his cheeks and he finishes "Mario"
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A💤ul @passionpeachy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
snesbians (snail lesbians) who are snarried (snail married)
Anthropomorphic snails with dresses and bows tied around their shells and rings on their foots hold hands.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
“How’d that happen, Bill?” “I don’t know.” “Really?” “Yeah, I’m just stumped.”
A goat seems stuck on a high tree stump, belly across the top, legs dangling on either side.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Sharing this great interview with Marsha and Sylvia conducted the year after the Stonewall uprising. They discuss their understanding of themselves as transvestites, transsexuals, and women, but the part of their identity most commonly erased is that of radical revolutionaries
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Bonus Episode — From the Vault: Sylvia Rivera & Marsha P. Johnson, 1970 | Making Gay History
Bringing LGBTQ+ history to life through the voices of the people who lived it.
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