A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026just got word that the FAA says I can have a first class medical, as a treat so I guess I gotta do all this other airline pilot prep stuff now 1190
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026Got a letter saying that the defense manpower data center leaked my SSN + other info! I'm surprised! Surprised they actually sent me a letter, I mean. I'm tired, they're tired, I assume they suck, they actually do, everything is status quo here. 2160
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/09/2026BLAMMO. buff.ly/pykYN6fbuff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 113923
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me, texting my friends, when I am curious about whether they too are watching the game: 3904
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i should reinstall red alert 3 737120
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Arch Manning looks like RFK if he was an orc 161387
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026@ed3d.net beverage rec trip report, it's definitely better than regular Monster but it's not unseating the king, my precious precious zero ultra 1101
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026this is about how I expected the Illini to be doing today tbh 120
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdMicah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not 7065641330
Reposted by A Major Turbonerdderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026some pilots are part of the furry community 745264591
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdGlumbob @glumbob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Helicopters are not one of god's children 26414
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdSydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/09/2026Its actually really bad that a U.S. senator is linking being trans to being a furry and that if you are a furry having a professional job you are endangering Americans. 13763181
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026Good news: got a day off work for good behavior! Bad news: kiddo was up at 0300 vomiting 190
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 21/09/2026this Breath of the Wild -alike is absolutely worth $4 imo 051
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 21/09/2026FINALLY MY TIME TO SHINE as long as rotation airspeed is no more than 1/2 of the maximum tire groundspeed, yes 3120
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Air to Ground Message: SO A SHRMP ISNT A FISH Area: Watsonville, CA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a0c5aac23c6 F: #f916aea2a51 210453
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 20/09/2026nothing makes me want to support your political organization like jumpscaring me into thinking I am in legal trouble 2250
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdJimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Someone made this event 10 years ago and it’s fast approaching and while I said I was going as a joke way back when, I think this is very important and I will be there with any priestly amulets that are needed to make this come true 101001284
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 18/09/2026my class of baby jet pilots all got their wings today 🎉 4421
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 16/09/2026the nice thing about the absolute glut of good games out there is that when the person who runs a studio that makes a game says something dumb, evil, or both, you can just not buy that game and STILL have a bunch of good games to play 740198
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdThe War Horse @thewarhorsenews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026We obtained early data from the Marine Corps’ new fitness standards for women in combat roles after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered that women serving in combat jobs be scored against the male fitness test standard. thewarhorse.org/hegseth-mari...thewarhorse.orgHegseth Made the Fitness Test Harder for Women in Combat Roles. Most Female Marines Are PassingData shows almost all Marine females serving in combat roles have met or exceeded Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's new physical fitness standard. 1734989
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 15/09/2026yeah I make so many more "NPC taking melee damage" noises these days it's unfair 2241
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 14/09/2026update on this: we have received an emailed notice of alleged abuse involving a staff member 😬 "an investigation is underway" 3110
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdBarry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Saturday evening sunset panoramic view of Chicago. 229759
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 13/09/2026yeah I'm gonna hope against hope it's C&C Renegade but Starcraft and pay them whatever they want 270
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026for my birthday I am getting to watch a little bit of the Illinois game and it would be nice if they could, you know, do good 190
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026don't talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son again 0150
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026this is cool but also how I learned that the basketball logo from when I attended UIUC is now "vintage" 260
Reposted by A Major Turbonerddave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026when people who weren't alive in 1995 watch "Hackers" today, i worry they may come away believing that receiving files and clicking on things produced bizarre laser noises. friends, this did not happen. despite its clear focus on realism, this film is less of a historical document than it may seem. 2649157
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026it is my birthday so you are all required to be nice to me and only post good stuff 14380
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 11/09/2026today I proved that an hour of lifting in the garage gym without AC generates way, way more sweat than running five miles at the air conditioned base gym 1180
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdCLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson 8084192493
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 11/09/2026the base childcare told us, just now, today that they'll be closed on Monday and I am ready to burn things (cancel all my flights) 0200
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdStaub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026what a curious day to put these on sale 91110573078
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 10/09/2026I'll take "patches for the inside of the flight jacket" for $2000 Alex 4383
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 09/09/2026I knew I was getting dumber. I knew it! More seriously, this whole thing sort of sucks. Which is the style of things, these days. 070
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdShaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"surely posting through it will work for ME" says CTO of the site for poster's madness 1111