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A Major Turbonerd

@moist.dad
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I contain multitudes; an old pilot trying to make more old pilots. Illinois! Very food motivated. Views not those of the DoD or US Gov't. He/him.

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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026
just got word that the FAA says I can have a first class medical, as a treat so I guess I gotta do all this other airline pilot prep stuff now
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026
Got a letter saying that the defense manpower data center leaked my SSN + other info! I'm surprised! Surprised they actually sent me a letter, I mean. I'm tired, they're tired, I assume they suck, they actually do, everything is status quo here.
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026
62°F outside this morning and the feeling is ELECTRIC
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/09/2026
BLAMMO. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, texting my friends, when I am curious about whether they too are watching the game:
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i should reinstall red alert 3
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Arch Manning looks like RFK if he was an orc
RFK orc
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026
@ed3d.net beverage rec trip report, it's definitely better than regular Monster but it's not unseating the king, my precious precious zero ultra
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 26/09/2026
money
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026
this is about how I expected the Illini to be doing today tbh
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
some pilots are part of the furry community
An illustration of the Ralph Lauren Polo bear dressed up as a pilot and standing in front of a red airplane. The text says "Polo Aviator by Ralph Lauren."
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Glumbob @glumbob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Helicopters are not one of god's children
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 24/09/2026
extra legroom because they deserve it
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/09/2026
Its actually really bad that a U.S. senator is linking being trans to being a furry and that if you are a furry having a professional job you are endangering Americans.
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026
I'm excited, are you excited?
photo of a hand holding a package of chicken and waffle flavored Oreos
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026
Good news: got a day off work for good behavior! Bad news: kiddo was up at 0300 vomiting
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 22/09/2026
running outside sucks so bad why did I do that
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 21/09/2026
this Breath of the Wild -alike is absolutely worth $4 imo
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 21/09/2026
FINALLY MY TIME TO SHINE as long as rotation airspeed is no more than 1/2 of the maximum tire groundspeed, yes
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: SO A SHRMP ISNT A FISH Area: Watsonville, CA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a0c5aac23c6 F: #f916aea2a51
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 20/09/2026
nothing makes me want to support your political organization like jumpscaring me into thinking I am in legal trouble
photo of an envelope saying RESTRAINING ORDER and then in smaller text underneath "to the speaker of the house of representatives"
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Jimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone made this event 10 years ago and it’s fast approaching and while I said I was going as a joke way back when, I think this is very important and I will be there with any priestly amulets that are needed to make this come true
Facebook event

Friday, January 1, 2027 at 12 AM - 3PM
Open the Cloud Gate and Summon Anubis to Smite the Unworthy
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 19/09/2026
I am very drunk don't send help it's too late
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 18/09/2026
my class of baby jet pilots all got their wings today 🎉
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 16/09/2026
the nice thing about the absolute glut of good games out there is that when the person who runs a studio that makes a game says something dumb, evil, or both, you can just not buy that game and STILL have a bunch of good games to play
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 15/09/2026
BUT WHAT IF WE MONETIZED THE ROT
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The War Horse @thewarhorsenews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We obtained early data from the Marine Corps’ new fitness standards for women in combat roles after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered that women serving in combat jobs be scored against the male fitness test standard. thewarhorse.org/hegseth-mari...
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Hegseth Made the Fitness Test Harder for Women in Combat Roles. Most Female Marines Are Passing
Data shows almost all Marine females serving in combat roles have met or exceeded Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's new physical fitness standard.
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 15/09/2026
well this is gonna be haunting my dreams tonight
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 15/09/2026
yeah I make so many more "NPC taking melee damage" noises these days it's unfair
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 14/09/2026
update on this: we have received an emailed notice of alleged abuse involving a staff member 😬 "an investigation is underway"
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saturday evening sunset panoramic view of Chicago.
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 13/09/2026
yeah I'm gonna hope against hope it's C&C Renegade but Starcraft and pay them whatever they want
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 13/09/2026
welp
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026
love to hexagonally close pack my pepperonis
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026
for my birthday I am getting to watch a little bit of the Illinois game and it would be nice if they could, you know, do good
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 12/09/2026
mole song
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026
SPORTS
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026
don't talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son again
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026
this is cool but also how I learned that the basketball logo from when I attended UIUC is now "vintage"
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
when people who weren't alive in 1995 watch "Hackers" today, i worry they may come away believing that receiving files and clicking on things produced bizarre laser noises. friends, this did not happen. despite its clear focus on realism, this film is less of a historical document than it may seem.
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026
it is my birthday so you are all required to be nice to me and only post good stuff
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 11/09/2026
today I proved that an hour of lifting in the garage gym without AC generates way, way more sweat than running five miles at the air conditioned base gym
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 11/09/2026
the base childcare told us, just now, today that they'll be closed on Monday and I am ready to burn things (cancel all my flights)
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 10/09/2026
I'll take "patches for the inside of the flight jacket" for $2000 Alex
picture of an embroidered patch with Snoopy wearing tan helmet and armor vest running away from an explosion with the words "Curse You Pete Hegseth!" around the edge
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 09/09/2026
I knew I was getting dumber. I knew it! More seriously, this whole thing sort of sucks. Which is the style of things, these days.
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"surely posting through it will work for ME" says CTO of the site for poster's madness
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