A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026just got word that the FAA says I can have a first class medical, as a treat so I guess I gotta do all this other airline pilot prep stuff now 1190
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026a year of identity protection from another partner company that is surely getting kickbacks and I've never heard of before? Hot damn, lucky me! 2131
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026Got a letter saying that the defense manpower data center leaked my SSN + other info! I'm surprised! Surprised they actually sent me a letter, I mean. I'm tired, they're tired, I assume they suck, they actually do, everything is status quo here. 2160
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/09/2026BLAMMO. buff.ly/pykYN6fbuff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 113923
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026cask proof rye? well even if you don't like it that much it won't take long to care 120
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me, texting my friends, when I am curious about whether they too are watching the game: 3904
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i should reinstall red alert 3 737120
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Arch Manning looks like RFK if he was an orc 161387
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026"using the forest moon as a unit of measure, the target is two measures above the plane of the ecliptic, and..." 140
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026@ed3d.net beverage rec trip report, it's definitely better than regular Monster but it's not unseating the king, my precious precious zero ultra 1101
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026this is about how I expected the Illini to be doing today tbh 120
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026hey, you provide an important element of the representative slice of the online National Security Apparatus 150
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdMicah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not 7065641330
Reposted by A Major Turbonerdderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026some pilots are part of the furry community 745264591
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdGlumbob @glumbob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Helicopters are not one of god's children 26414
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 24/09/2026for what it's worth we just drove by the stadium and it seems nice 110
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026could maybe get some interesting coatings off the door? idk I've always been a high observable pilot 240
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdSydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/09/2026Its actually really bad that a U.S. senator is linking being trans to being a furry and that if you are a furry having a professional job you are endangering Americans. 13763181
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026Verdict: Yep this is it. Just the barest thought of a background of fried chicken, mostly waffles and syrup. They're nice! 160
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026everything may be going to hell at least I can have some unhinged treats, as a treat 190
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026Good news: got a day off work for good behavior! Bad news: kiddo was up at 0300 vomiting 190
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 21/09/2026this Breath of the Wild -alike is absolutely worth $4 imo 051
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 21/09/2026think the limiting factor there is the pilots eyes popping out of their sockets 020
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 21/09/2026FINALLY MY TIME TO SHINE as long as rotation airspeed is no more than 1/2 of the maximum tire groundspeed, yes 3120
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 20/09/2026I dropped in there after a job interview across the river many years ago and liked it! Bartender said he was a part timer at the brewery and they all got one run of their choice in seniority order. He was gonna make an Irish red malt liquor. Hope he got his chance. 020
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Air to Ground Message: SO A SHRMP ISNT A FISH Area: Watsonville, CA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a0c5aac23c6 F: #f916aea2a51 210453
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 20/09/2026one of my favorite ATL memories is that, a decade+ ago I was also on a long layover there and they had omakase drinks on the menu so I said "I'm sad I just had to fly away from my girlfriend, also, clear liquor please" and I got a really really nice drink of some sort and then they left me alone 020
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 20/09/2026I like to think I'm the kind of guy nobody ever needs to get one of these for BUT FOR A SPLIT SECOND, DOUBT 220
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 20/09/2026nothing makes me want to support your political organization like jumpscaring me into thinking I am in legal trouble 2250
Reposted by A Major TurbonerdJimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Someone made this event 10 years ago and it’s fast approaching and while I said I was going as a joke way back when, I think this is very important and I will be there with any priestly amulets that are needed to make this come true 101001285