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A Major Turbonerd

@moist.dad
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I contain multitudes; an old pilot trying to make more old pilots. Illinois! Very food motivated. Views not those of the DoD or US Gov't. He/him.

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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 19h
I'm so glad I'm way over here, far away from that
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026
not like I'm counting or anything
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026
just got word that the FAA says I can have a first class medical, as a treat so I guess I gotta do all this other airline pilot prep stuff now
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026
a year of identity protection from another partner company that is surely getting kickbacks and I've never heard of before? Hot damn, lucky me!
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026
Got a letter saying that the defense manpower data center leaked my SSN + other info! I'm surprised! Surprised they actually sent me a letter, I mean. I'm tired, they're tired, I assume they suck, they actually do, everything is status quo here.
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026
I was built for this
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026
62°F outside this morning and the feeling is ELECTRIC
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/09/2026
BLAMMO. buff.ly/pykYN6f
buff.ly
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026
not good when you're losing by "a year during WWII"
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026
cask proof rye? well even if you don't like it that much it won't take long to care
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, texting my friends, when I am curious about whether they too are watching the game:
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i should reinstall red alert 3
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Arch Manning looks like RFK if he was an orc
RFK orc
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026
"using the forest moon as a unit of measure, the target is two measures above the plane of the ecliptic, and..."
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026
@ed3d.net beverage rec trip report, it's definitely better than regular Monster but it's not unseating the king, my precious precious zero ultra
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 26/09/2026
money
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026
this is about how I expected the Illini to be doing today tbh
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026
high five, pastry at a festival buddy
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026
hey, you provide an important element of the representative slice of the online National Security Apparatus
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
some pilots are part of the furry community
An illustration of the Ralph Lauren Polo bear dressed up as a pilot and standing in front of a red airplane. The text says "Polo Aviator by Ralph Lauren."
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Glumbob @glumbob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Helicopters are not one of god's children
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 24/09/2026
for what it's worth we just drove by the stadium and it seems nice
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 24/09/2026
extra legroom because they deserve it
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 24/09/2026
hey I went to a school there
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026
could maybe get some interesting coatings off the door? idk I've always been a high observable pilot
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/09/2026
Its actually really bad that a U.S. senator is linking being trans to being a furry and that if you are a furry having a professional job you are endangering Americans.
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026
Verdict: Yep this is it. Just the barest thought of a background of fried chicken, mostly waffles and syrup. They're nice!
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026
yes, yessssssss
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026
I can work with that!
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026
everything may be going to hell at least I can have some unhinged treats, as a treat
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026
I'm excited, are you excited?
photo of a hand holding a package of chicken and waffle flavored Oreos
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026
yeah, it did work out for the best for sure
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026
Good news: got a day off work for good behavior! Bad news: kiddo was up at 0300 vomiting
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026
we're past vomiting and on to dry heaving here
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 22/09/2026
turns out heat and humidity suck more
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 22/09/2026
running outside sucks so bad why did I do that
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 22/09/2026
congrats to @wrenispinkle.bsky.social
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 21/09/2026
this Breath of the Wild -alike is absolutely worth $4 imo
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 21/09/2026
unassessable
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 21/09/2026
think the limiting factor there is the pilots eyes popping out of their sockets
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 21/09/2026
depending on how you set the treadmill
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 21/09/2026
FINALLY MY TIME TO SHINE as long as rotation airspeed is no more than 1/2 of the maximum tire groundspeed, yes
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 20/09/2026
I dropped in there after a job interview across the river many years ago and liked it! Bartender said he was a part timer at the brewery and they all got one run of their choice in seniority order. He was gonna make an Irish red malt liquor. Hope he got his chance.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: SO A SHRMP ISNT A FISH Area: Watsonville, CA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a0c5aac23c6 F: #f916aea2a51
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 20/09/2026
one of my favorite ATL memories is that, a decade+ ago I was also on a long layover there and they had omakase drinks on the menu so I said "I'm sad I just had to fly away from my girlfriend, also, clear liquor please" and I got a really really nice drink of some sort and then they left me alone
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 20/09/2026
you know, that's fair
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 20/09/2026
I like to think I'm the kind of guy nobody ever needs to get one of these for BUT FOR A SPLIT SECOND, DOUBT
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 20/09/2026
nothing makes me want to support your political organization like jumpscaring me into thinking I am in legal trouble
photo of an envelope saying RESTRAINING ORDER and then in smaller text underneath "to the speaker of the house of representatives"
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Jimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone made this event 10 years ago and it’s fast approaching and while I said I was going as a joke way back when, I think this is very important and I will be there with any priestly amulets that are needed to make this come true
Facebook event

Friday, January 1, 2027 at 12 AM - 3PM
Open the Cloud Gate and Summon Anubis to Smite the Unworthy
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