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A Major Turbonerd

@moist.dad
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I contain multitudes; an old pilot trying to make more old pilots. Illinois! Very food motivated. Views not those of the DoD or US Gov't. He/him.

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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 1h
foil tray adventures continue: today @envirojules.bsky.social and I learned that seven pounds of chicken breasts makes a lot of enchiladas. not pictured: the other two pans that are being delivered to squadron new parents (w/cookies)
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 4h
this plus 3 dozen more individually quick freezing in dough form is a solid midday's work
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 7h
Google alert saying there's a brand new PvE co-op Survival Game officially unveiledbatman animated meme with the glowy skeleton guy saying "do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 03/10/2026
we're just down the road
four T-45s in a tight diamond formation flying over the Mississippi State stadium
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/09/2026
not like I'm counting or anything
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026
not good when you're losing by "a year during WWII"
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026
@ed3d.net beverage rec trip report, it's definitely better than regular Monster but it's not unseating the king, my precious precious zero ultra
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 26/09/2026
high five, pastry at a festival buddy
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 24/09/2026
extra legroom because they deserve it
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/09/2026
I'm excited, are you excited?
photo of a hand holding a package of chicken and waffle flavored Oreos
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 20/09/2026
nothing makes me want to support your political organization like jumpscaring me into thinking I am in legal trouble
photo of an envelope saying RESTRAINING ORDER and then in smaller text underneath "to the speaker of the house of representatives"
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 19/09/2026
I am very drunk don't send help it's too late
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 13/09/2026
update
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026
love to hexagonally close pack my pepperonis
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026
don't talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son again
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026
Julie got me the Hammerly Ceramics mug in the glaze I have always wanted that is only ever a limited time/unique drop 😍
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026
this is cool but also how I learned that the basketball logo from when I attended UIUC is now "vintage"
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/09/2026
I will be making a large pizza for dinner and also having caviar
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 10/09/2026
I'll take "patches for the inside of the flight jacket" for $2000 Alex
picture of an embroidered patch with Snoopy wearing tan helmet and armor vest running away from an explosion with the words "Curse You Pete Hegseth!" around the edge
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 08/09/2026
yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
two wide platebowls with wings.  one is traditional buffalo, the other is Cajun ranch dry seasoned.  there is another two dozen wings are waiting being fried off in the background
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 07/09/2026
Julie: "I saw that 10lb bag of frozen wings, we should do chicken wings" Me: sounds great also I am insane I will cook them all:
photograph of a stock pot filled with bubbling oil and chicken wings
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 07/09/2026
ooh ooh ooh is it "nothing"
screenshot of a Google push notification for a Time Magazine story titled "What the Pentagon's Sweeping Polygraph Hunt Has Revealed"
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/08/2026
astrophotography is hard
photograph of the partially eclipsed moon.  It's a little blurry.
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 28/08/2026
happy that they're carrying some of the limited edition flavors as always, but I am also disappointed in the commissary's cowardice in failing to carry the chicken and waffles flavor
photograph of a package of limited edition oreos that are apple pie a la mode flavored
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 24/08/2026
great success, for the record
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/08/2026
here we goooooooo
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/08/2026
got dessert sorted out well ahead of time though
yellow springform pan on a wire rack containing a fresh from the oven basque-style cheesecake with a well-browned top
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/08/2026
well, good thing the dinner is tomorrow and not tonight
the large beef with a chartreuse thermapen jammed into it showing that it is 29 degrees Fahrenheit in the middle
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 22/08/2026
beefin'
a sheet tray with two large beef roasts on it.  it's full of beef.  like fourteen pounds of beef
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 16/08/2026
chat is this good
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 16/08/2026
we turned one into panzanella tonight
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 15/08/2026
tag yourself
photo of a children's museum sign about forestry machines, with pictures.  options are:

grapple skidder
feller buncher
forwarder
harvester
processor
live heel log loader
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 15/08/2026
yes
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 14/08/2026
commissary had a bunch of clearance/discontinued olives and olive products and I blacked out for a second
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 13/08/2026
just to put that little guy in perspective...
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 13/08/2026
I'm sure this will be super easy for me, someone who has not soldered since 1998, to try and fix
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 06/08/2026
in other "man, you're old" news, I took these later that year, which definitely dates me:
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 06/08/2026
in the spirit of "I have a day off" and "I was posting about cameras today" Enjoy the very first digital photo I ever took on a camera I bought myself: a Canon Powershot A80, in 2004. (bonus points to whoever can ID where this is)
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 03/08/2026
my kitchen counter looks like I am a dang Oblivion NPC
photo of my crappy laminated plywood countertops with a tomato, potato, and avocado sitting on it
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 01/08/2026
bullseye
a perfectly circular pancake in the center of a white and blue circular plate
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 30/07/2026
And we are back in business. Thanks @ifixit.com for the $7 part and the expansive guide with many pictures: www.ifixit.com/Guide/Steam+...
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 30/07/2026
well, there's your problem
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 30/07/2026
guess who's finally replacing his steam deck's kinda-broken right bumper button
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 27/07/2026
folks, they do cure 'em We chanced to meet Darrell Benton, he opened up the smoke house for us, it was super cool. Also we now have many shelf stable cured bacon and ham products.
photo of the side of the Benton's Smoky Mountain Country Hams building with the painted slogan "We Cure 'Em"
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 25/07/2026
probably my collection of little porcelain elephants
a bunch of small porcelain elephants in varying glazes next to a wooden Harrier model and a bottle of bourbon
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 23/07/2026
I have been chasing the high of the Post Maloneo ever since it came out and the BTSeo is the first one that comes close. Also, they're purple if that appeals to you.
hand holding a package of the BTS cross branded oreos
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/07/2026
Got two good blue jay photos from the Chicago trip! (not the same bird) (probably) #bird #photography #birdphotography
Side view of a wet blue jay in a blue bird bathback view of a blue jay sitting on a branch looking to the side
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 12/07/2026
1 cup Thai sweet chili sauce 4tbsp Lusty Monk 1tbsp pickle relish (adjust to taste obv but I'd say no less than these) slather some on a nicely charred hot dog and enjoy your day
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 11/07/2026
I knew I was associating with the right kind of people
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A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad · 11/07/2026
guess who's allowed to take pictures in flight (under certain conditions) now
photo of three t-45 airplanes in formation, all turning right
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