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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 2h
And you’ve been on the same kind of bullshit ever since
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 3h
Podracer names -Temu Pringles -Ben Fritos -Juju Labubu -Quattro Bajeena -Tackle “Glomp” Furry -8675309 -Rizzler Malort -Mandalay Bay -Waddle Dee -Sifl & Olly -Punky Skunk -Bruno Mars -Slider Whitcasteel -Gregg Dangerous -Product Tyein -Boonta Vista -Chapo Traphaus -And of course The Mysterious Bobb
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 4h
Requesting the same model with “not a fucking cunt” as well as
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 4h
I’m picturing the matching cycling gear. The shoes, the socks, the helmet, the glasses. Damn
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Jinxtor @jintor.itch.io · 6h
l m a o
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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 5h
Happy anniversary of this post
Image of a giant group of palestinian men and boys posing on a seized Israeli ATC, cheering and shouting, on october 7 2023, with a parental advisory sticker at the bottom right hand corner
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11h
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time to read about foreplay and where the g spot is or whatever. i'm sure spending hours and hours fucking your wife is a good ROI if you're unemployed but some of us have jobs also claude has a huge hog so that's another point in the AI column
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 10h
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 16h
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Matt Fulton @mattfulton.bsky.social · 20h
Richard Morecroft and his comedic chops on The Micallef P(r)ogram(me) - Season 3 Episode 1, and Season 3 Episode 5. I've spliced them together. Worth the watch.
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 18h
Absolute legend. Loved him later on hosting Letters and Numbers, where he was a complete dag and the show was better for it. Vale.
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 06/10/2026
I was trying to remember Olden Era so searching for HoMM 3 remake was really confusing for a minute. The remake is due in 2027 apparently
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 06/10/2026
Wait hang on they just announced an actual remake, but there’s also the modern technology prequel called HoMM Olden Era with different mechanics: heroes3wog.net/mechanics-di...
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Mechanics Differences: Olden Era and HoMM 3 - Heroes 3.5: Wake of Gods Portal
This great article about Olden Era and Heroes 3 mechanics differences is from Reddit and was created by redditor tpbug, with whose permission
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 06/10/2026
I wish the new remake/sequel supported macOS, that shit looks good
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Grom Reaper @gromreaper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well that’s not a good idea
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 05/10/2026
Wait how did I not know Jonathan Glazer also directed the Virtual Insanity clip? Maybe someone told me but I forgot? Surely I wouldn’t have forgotten that
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 05/10/2026
The congressional inquiry makes even less sense. Also Bugs knows the entire scheme and is just … sitting this one out? Great gags and performances throughout regardless
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
While he was a politician Shorten told these women he was on their side and he’d help them get justice. How much is his salary at University of Canberra now? While grieving families won’t ever see a dime www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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‘You’re denying what you did to my son’: mother of robodebt victim told she is ineligible for compensation
Commonwealth lawyers argue Jarrad Madgwick, whose death by suicide was highlighted at royal commission, ineligible as he only received provisional debt notice
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 05/10/2026
It was good! Not as brilliant as some have been saying but I’m glad it exists and I saw it
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 05/10/2026
🙂‍↕️
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They should have raged FOR the machine in that election imho
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 05/10/2026
They have to be BIG and FAT
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 05/10/2026
Now seated for COYOTE VS. ACME
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 05/10/2026
When people talk about “gulf states”, they include Queensland (Gulf of Carpentaria)
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Luke Buckmaster @skillhello.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Roosters generate the kind of excitement you’d expect from a business that has met its annual sales targets
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 05/10/2026
Same car my dad got. Seems very nice tbf
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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Our media landscape is dominated by mediocre people who are wilfully blind to the level of suffering in our community and who see their primary role in public life as enforcing aggressively unambitious expectations for our leaders
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 05/10/2026
“About to” uh huh
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 04/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/mnur...
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 04/10/2026
Fucking hell Tess
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 04/10/2026
There was a Twitter bot called Kim Kierkegaardashian that did what it said on the tin, and it was pretty damn great
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 04/10/2026
We are all eating the same garbage. That garbage that drives us, that is beyond explanation, that you can only feel coursing through you. As it slides through the oesophagus of sport. That’s ideology. That’s rugby league.
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held steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 04/10/2026
The amount of gender in these things is off the charts. They’re dude wipes (boy) but pumpkin spice (girl) but it’s actually dumpkin spice (???). They’re XL (boy) but plant-sourced (girl).
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 04/10/2026
That one episode of True Detective S01 where Rust is undercover with the bikies
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 04/10/2026
*pacific rim electric guitar riff*
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 03/10/2026
That’s a 6e car
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 03/10/2026
Taskmaster took the panel show to its extreme: who cares what the formula is, we just want to see the contestants embarrass themselves
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
i think he's dutch, actually. boy i hope someone got fired for THAT blunder
a bbc graphic of max verstappen captioned "pole"
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 03/10/2026
Ooft 😍
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André Brett @drdrehistorian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm a left-of-Labor voter, which has often meant voting 1 for the Greens. You'd be right surmising my politics are pretty anti-war too. But failing to aid Ukraine's defence against invasion is loathsome and the purported principle invoked is one that does not meet the moment
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New Greens leader: No weapons for Ukraine, curtail the US alliance
David Shoebridge believes the Greens can win votes by campaigning to scrap the AUKUS nuclear-powered submarine pact and legalise recreational cannabis.
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 03/10/2026
Walking past a couple of young lads drinking out the front of their terrace house and I hear: “Fuck it bro let’s send it like we always do” I hope they have a sick one
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decryption @decryption.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
desperate times call for desperate measures
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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ABC’s buzzfeed house style makes it sound like the roosters maybe did Bondi
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 03/10/2026
Michael McDonald and Kenny Loggins, c. 1978:
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 03/10/2026
🫵 Enmore Park
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