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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 15/10/2026

James not so well

James Cromwell as some character or other from one of the recent Jurassic Park movies. He’s in a brown cardigan in a wheelchair? Looking off and frail

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 13/10/2026

Same energy

An enormous flowchart titled Integrated Defense Acquisition, Technology, and Logistics Life Cycle Management System

It’s a mostly yellow background, though red/pink at the top and green at the bottom. There are dozens? Hundreds? of cells in the flowchart in greys, greens, yellows, blues and oranges. It’s incomprehensible

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 12/10/2026

Don’t fucken get cute with me, work-mandated annual training

Heading from a training slide:
“But what do you meeeean?”

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 11/10/2026

Finally, a Jeopardy board for me

A Jeopardy board at the start of a round (not Double Jeopardy, the clues are $200 to $1000) with the following categories:
- Africa
- This is “it”
- Sailing
- I’d really love to see you tonight
- What a fool believes
- Yacht rock

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 11/10/2026

Come to the footy in the next couple of hours if you want an ass kicking* *getting me beers while I look after the kids

A wide angle selfie of me, a white dude with glasses and a beard. I’m sitting on a grassy hill in front of a colourful fruit themed blanket. I’m wearing a red cap and a Sydney Swans pride guernsey, red and white with a rainbow V, sun’s out, guns out

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 29/09/2026

Burn Gorman playing Herman Gottlieb in Pacific Rim. He’s wearing a blazer and collared shirt professorially, standing on a wooden ladder against a chalkboard, writing on it. It’s already covered in random inscrutable mathematics

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 27/09/2026

Hemingway was an amateur. Six words? Try six characters.

The back of a white Toyota Hiace style van, with a yellow number plate reading DJ 30 NY

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 25/09/2026

Don’t come down to Mountain Culture in Redfern if you wanna win a meat tray. Too late!

Me, a white dude with glasses in a black hat with a generous beard, wearing a red shirt that says “SLOBODA NARODU”. I’m walking down the street in front of the venue carrying a packed meat tray

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 19/09/2026

Frank Woodley in a red and blue striped shirt against a red background, with a speech bubble coming out of his face, implying he’s the one who said the post above

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 16/09/2026

Listen to @bloodwork.show

U.S. Patent
Aug. 21, 2012
Sheet 9 of 20
US 8,246,454 B2

A four panel illustration in figure 9. In the first, a person is sitting on a sofa watching a flat screen TV where one figure is shooting another.

In the second panel, the TV is showing a burger and is saying SAY MCDONALD'S TO END COMMERCIAL

In the third, the person is standing with arms raised in front of of the burger on the TV and saying MCDONALD’S

The final panel is the same as the first

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 15/09/2026

Nute Gunray from Star Wars: Episode I. A blue-headed humanoid alien wearing a red robe and a black medieval-looking hat with flaps down the sides. He says: “This is getting out hand. Now there are two of them!”

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 12/09/2026

Bruce Springsteen in a dark collared shirt and jeans, with a dark sunburst acoustic guitar, in front of a mic stand. There are yellow stage lights criss-crossing behind him

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 11/09/2026

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 10/09/2026

Two tumblr posts in succession:

machine-saint
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

madnessofmen
wait it gets better

Screenshot from a news article:
"There are at least three," Biden responded, without missing a beat.
The woman then asked him to name them.
"Don't play games with me, kid," Biden responded, shutting her down.

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 03/09/2026

Gonna stick my dick in the ambiguously labelled hand dryer

A silver hand dryer mounted on a wall. It’s got a huge XLERATOR label across the middle. It’s a square with a small cylindrical vent at the bottom with an arrow that says “FEEL THE POWER”

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 31/08/2026

Embarrassing. They couldn’t spell it right on this enormous sign

A view of Darling Harbour and the Maritime Museum specifically. It’s a white building with curved roofs at different heights, invoking sails. It’s in front of a number of apartment buildings and hotels, between 5 and 20 stories each. There’s a tall ship (I.e. with masts) and a submarine moored in front of the museum on the harbour. In huge dark letters on the side of the white building is written:
MU
SEA
UM

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 29/08/2026

Oh come the fuck on

Screenshot from a Torrent app, showing the overall download of Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5 is at 99.7%, and the download of the file of the movie itself is at 99.9%, but it’s currently downloading at 0.00 KB/s

A screenshot of all the peers for this same torrent, showing their own download progress. The most that any of them have is 99.6%

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 25/08/2026

Stencil of Adolf Hitler blowing his own brains out, captioned FOLLOW YOUR LEADER

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 24/08/2026

White rice miso salmon for dinner

A stainless steel mixing bowl with four raw salmon fillets, skin down, covered in white rice miso, also soaking in mirin and cooking sake

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 19/08/2026

Did someone say Dionysus?

Dionysus from Hades 2. He’s a brown guy, naked except for a leopard-print (maybe leopard-skin) banana hammock hiding a significant package. He has luciou purple locks, and it holding 3 goblets with purple fumes coming out of them

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 17/08/2026

Listen to @bloodwork.show

An early 2000s 7 series BMW, with some semblance of camouflage paint but still visibly silver, firing a rocket from its back like a mini Katyusha in Ukraine. It has “PARS” painted on its side as well

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 17/08/2026

They make fleshlights for cops now

A little rubber pencil topper of a pig. I think it’s an Ooshie from Woolworths. It’s in front of a Logitech keyboard for scale. It has a tiny hole in the bottom, presumably for a pencil

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 12/08/2026

Do the entire Kong family get their hair done here or just Donkey?

A shopfront from across the road, with a white awning and sign that says DK Hairstudio

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 03/08/2026

[Glenn Shorrock voice] 🎶 Hang on / Grah is on its way 🎶

A photo from above of a large stock pot with all the ingredients for grah bubbling away: a base of navy beans, then carrot, garlic, parsnip, one chilli pepper, a hock of beef pečenica, parsley, celery, tomato paste, a little butter, a whole egg to hard-boil

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 28/07/2026

You may not like it, but this is what peak 90s performance looks like

A white dude with a beard and glasses and a Grizzlies cap in a bathroom taking a mirror selfie. He’s wearing a black graphic design shirt with BEVAN across the top in gold letters, featuring multiple images of Australian cricket legend Michael Bevan

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 27/07/2026

My man Billy got you

The album cover to Billy Joel’s River of Dreams

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 27/07/2026

The famous Longhorn Football Hydration Chart. 8 rows vertically arranged, from just about white down to brown, through shades of yellow/orange. Rows 1-3 (white to light yellow) are labelled “championship hydration levels”. There’s a red line under row 3. Rows 4 and 5 (yellow) are labelled “selfish teammate”. Rows 6 and 7 (dark yellow and orange) are labelled “blatant disregard for your teammates. You are headed to ‘area 51’”. Row 8 is brown and labelled “you are a bad guy!!!” And bad guy is underlined

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 27/07/2026

Dril tweet from 4:28 AM • Jan 14, 2012:

see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 25/07/2026

1977, dir. Wes Craven

Mirrored window with HILLS EYE SURGERY written across it in white letters

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 25/07/2026

Debbie Harry in the Heart of Glass video

The photo of the Taiwanese legislature with one guy in the middle sitting down holding the mic to his face, and half a dozen guys crowding him - either shielding him or fighting to get the mic. Half a dozen more in the background looking on. They’re mostly men in navy or charcoal suits

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 24/07/2026

Kirstie Alley’s famous tweet when Stephen Hawking died. Above a black and white photo of him, it reads:
“You had a good go at it..thanks for your input”

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 22/07/2026

Why does the packaging of my new weed vape look like it’s for a sex toy?

A long rectangular box labelled XMax V3 PRO, with purple … clouds? Inkblots? on a white background. It’s sitting on a desk and you can see a container of Jakuzzi bud in the background

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 21/07/2026

Me getting in there like

Robin Williams holding the flubber in each hand, stretched out, and sticking his face into it like it’s glad wrap

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 21/07/2026

I dunno that I would call *all* of them that

DVD in a rack for the movie T-MEN, which has just to the left of the title the words GANGSTERS GUNS & FLOOZIES CRIME COLLECTION

It’s monochrome tinted red, and has (presumably) Dennis O’Keefe wearing a pinstriped suit and holding a gun in an open hand upon a handkerchief. It looks like he’s planting it in a bed

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 21/07/2026

Thanks for that presentation, management

Screenshot that reads “Every KPI has a target — it's not just measured, it's measured against an expectation.”

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 19/07/2026

How has no-one posted this one yet?

The scene from LotR where Gandalf whistles for Shadowfax, Lord of the Horses, but Shadowfax is instead a 200 series Volvo wagon.

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 18/07/2026

I’m needing to be extra careful when checking the scores

iOS lock screen screenshot showing two Sports live activities: STL v ARI in the baseball (2 - 5) and FRA v ENG (2 - 4)

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 17/07/2026

Jusuf: it’s what’s for dinner

An 8 month old baby in a onesie sitting on a (cold) induction hob smiling from ear to ear

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 16/07/2026

One of the best hard cuts I’ve ever seen

Reddit post:
r/ExpectationVsReality
u/EKsaorsire
2 days ago
Daughter fell for A.I. "Exotic Candy"
Failed Expectation

An AI-generated image of a black cardboard box with gold text that reads: EXOTIC CANDY VOYAGE, covered in gold question marks. The box itself is a cornucopia of candy in all colours of the rainbow, with labels like:

LUXURY DUBAI PISTACHIO CHOCOLATE
PISTACHIO KUNAFA
MANGO PASSION FRUIT
FRUIT
JELLY
Date
Delights
TREATS
EXOTIC CANDY
HAZELNUT CREME WAFERS
CISPY
WAFER ROLLS
MUK CELAN

The post reads:
She was confident to at least get something new or interesting..if nothing else a cute box.
She ignored all the warnings about the Ai and was adamant.
Well it arrived today. Plain small box, nothing frilly about it..and the candy was a small bag of Taki chips you could've gotten at a gas station.
Lesson learned hopefully.

The same post but with the second image. It’s a sad cardboard box with one packet of Takis in it. It’s nothing like what was promised

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 16/07/2026

*broden kelly low horny voice* ough yeah love me a creamy chicky kyiiiiiv

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 15/07/2026

Looking good James!

The thumbnails of the last 2 images in the post I’mreplying to, on above the other, cropped, so it looks like James Franco’s head ends at his jawline and then has a tiny bit of hair on top, smushed together

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 14/07/2026

Watching Mbappé play this whole match

A 110g wheel of Nimbin Valley cheese - Washed Goat
“Pungent washed rind with attitude”

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 10/07/2026

Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.

Hans Gruber from Die Hard, screwing a silencer into a pistol. As played by the inimitable Alan Rickman

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 09/07/2026

Is that good? #AFLDockersSwans

The score worm for the Fremantle v Sydney game. It’s an incredibly tight game until a third through the 4th quarter, when Fremantle score *squints* 6 goals in a row to blow it open, 98-61 at the time of the screenshot

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 08/07/2026

C.f.

Tweet from Grace Jarvis
@gracejarvisohno
• • •
if a woman tells you you have "nice hands" she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send
10:31 AM • Sep 12, 2023 • 9.6M Views

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 06/07/2026

For the next ~3-4 hours

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 05/07/2026

Neymar getting subbed on and pushing people around lmao #BRANOR

A 110g wheel of Nimbin Valley cheese - Washed Goat
“Pungent washed rind with attitude”

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 02/07/2026

Calming myself down by taking inspiration from a different neighbour #USABIH

10 MONTENEGRIN COMENDMENTS:
1.Man was born tired and he lives to rest.
2. Love you bed as you love yuorself.
3.Rest during, day, so during night you can sleep.
4.Do not work, work kills.
5.If you see someone resting, help him.
6. Work less than you can, and what you can give away to other.
7.In shade is salvation, nobody has deid of rest.
8. Works brings illness, don't died young.
9. If, by chance, you wish to work, sit, wait, you will see, it will pass you.
10.When you see others eating and drinking, move closer, if you see them working move away, do not disturb them.

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 02/07/2026

Check out the runway all the way to the northwest at Schiphol

Apple Maps satellite view of Amsterdam Schiphol airport

🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 01/07/2026

Today I feel Bosnian

The famous Giant Infantino press conference before the Qatar World Cup, where he said things like: “Today I feel African. Today I feel gay”