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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 1h

one nation replacing the vic libs (running literally the matthew guy campaign complete with staircase conspiracies that demonstrably don’t move votes)

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 1h

All the poll increases in the world and they’re still running a 2022 andrews derangement campaign

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 12h

The ABC’s buzzfeed house style makes it sound like the roosters maybe did Bondi

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He had a great fall and you’re laughing. So much for all the King’s horses and all the King’s men and the tolerant left

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Utah House of Representatives isn’t part of the military, but his job is equivalent to colonel and you should treat him as such

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

be replaced by someone with the same policies but 20% less personally offputting?

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Western Australians furious the lions keep getting preferential financial treatment even though at this point it’s pretty fucking obvious they don’t need it

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

for everything there is a season, and a wharfie time for every matter under heaven

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Unironically think “the English are a kind of endangered heritage breed who need to be carefully managed by capable foreigners” might work on the kind of perfectly spherical British voters who decide elections

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They got the guy who complained about public drinking on Canning Street

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Big fan of this one in particular because it’s literally the Google Maps route from the airport to the Chinese embassy. Top Secret stuff

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

4 corners needs to rehire that gangland liar because this shit is boring as hell

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Didn’t get a chance to eat today so in lieu of an actual meal I’m just sitting down to an entire roast chook like a colonel in the British Raj

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Terrible news: after 6 years our Gladys bag is starting to fall apart

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Getting that Israeli unit that jerks off dead guys in to handle recalcitrant troops

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

official website of guys who say sportsball in the replies

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

unironically international students are the reason I get deliveries and restaurants stay open after 9, while no one from tasmania has ever done shit for me. if we must reduce net migration we're going about it totally backwards

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I reckon this is true and downstream from the same “American protestants decided reading is gay” phenomenon that made the religious right outsource the judiciary to Catholics

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

the best part of this whole thing is APS scrutiny is tiny little baby time compared to the states. hyperventilating because senator blorp jorpin asks what you do all day, meanwhile where real government happens mark latham is reading out someone's home address while making a throat slitting motion

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Germany is a nice place to visit but when you break down to its constituent parts (bad trains, 12% non white, faltering heavy industry) you basically get Traralgon

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 08/09/2026

the only "influential 38" on bluesky im interested in is the 38 year old woman i have formed a parasocial relationship with and who's media tab i have on my firefox bookmark bar

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Real AI moment here, because the actual movie uniforms look nothing like Trump's post. No one is doing fan art or cosplay of Verhoeven's deliberately goofy and oversized luftwaffe uniforms, so ChatGPT looks at all its training data and spits out "even more Nazi Galactic Empire" literally every time

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

albo should put the great barrier reef on the carbon credit market. really tank the price

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i think it's fine for chris minns to get cash for a national park because all carbon credits are fake so either shell pays the state through some financialisation ticket clipper or they pay a sov cit grazier/door-to-door energy efficiency scammer

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

trump should 100% give himself the medal of honor. at this point it's like the VC where you basically have to hand them out posthumously so the guy doesn't go on to murder a prisoner or family annhiliate, so I don't see how it's causing disrepute or whatever

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

he should give himself all those awards

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

opposition's flag burning ban over the weekend inspired a policy idea I guarantee would've gotten me up as ON member at the november state election if I'd come up with it even a month earlier: replace the police with the army

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

hope it goes vertical like an atto 3

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’m not going to watch a netflix documentary but it’s obviously objectively funny for a Macquarie breakdancing lecturer to come last in Olympic breakdancing with 0 points. You can’t eddie the eel a north shore private school girl

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My 100% accurate cop taxonomy (vic are driven by laziness, qld by corruption, nsw by cruelty) is literally never wrong

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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

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First panel of today's Swan Boy. Noel is having the best date of his goddamn life. Maybe it will go uninterrupted.

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Actually very reasonable for Google to use the local authority’s naming convention. Not their fault if that authority has an elected king and a stupid fucking electorate

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

going to be a lot of phoenixing now regulators are actually closing centres. big failing operators like G8 unlikely to go bust fast, but <50 centre outfits with no assets like Edge are too leveraged to survive a 4 corners now governments are watching

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Give the cops nation leading ex wife tracking powers and they still hang you out to dry at estimates

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I believe this is true but she's also jerked him off for the same reason anyone who buys a humanoid robot to do their laundry is eventually going to see if it will jerk them off

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kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Please read my new story DARRYN kelsiemorris.substack.com/p/darryn?r=8...

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Darryn

Prince of Ladbrokes Gardens

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

australia needs more comforting progressive myths to do things we enjoy. cigarette taxes evolved from outback missions. rules against nicking a slab of coke zero every now and again by hiding it under the pram are from the white australia policy

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Americans are Protestant libertarians and there’s nothing you can do about that

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Going to bridge the cultural divide by inventing a speed camera that also shoots school children

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

americans love to speed their cars, it's just a thing they do. one of their little quirks like doing maths at the end of dinner and being sad about wars they start

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

this is very offensive to decorated veterans like me

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I'm sorry but Nancy Mace isn't real, she's a character written by a Millennial Elmore Leonard to populate a 21st-century noir world in which "deadass" is something the heroic main character says before pulling a Sig Sauer

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Very funny the productivity commission can suggest a modest proposal every other week but this is the thing that gets a full court rejection

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

He should’ve told the interviewer he’d turn gay for his wife

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I genuinely appreciate the child news station’s commitment to stenography. Obviously it’s not news but new journalists have to come from somewhere and being critical isn’t how you get there

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emo(🖤)/tional @realbillpullman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Giving Dobby’s grave the Nelson’s pillar treatment

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