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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im GIVING AWAY this Traveler notebook/passport wallet. To enter, follow this account + repost this post. Draw Oct 24 Included: -Traveler Wallet -Handmade 3.5x5.5" Notebook -Zebra F-701 Ballpoint Pen -Free Worldwide Shipping See next post for a video tour! boiledowlleathergoods.com/products/the...
Traveler Wallet made from blue and whiskey Buterro premium full grain Italian leather with tennis ball stitching. Wallet interior featuring 4 card slots, flap pocket, sleeve pocket, and notebook pocket. Handmade notebook and pen visibleInterior emptyExterior unfoldedExterior folded
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Love it when people who will never even pay the top rate of tax at any point leap to the defence on these thousand mega-rich families who wouldn’t consider the likes of us fit to drink their piss.
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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Happy Pride! Follow this account, and repost this to enter a draw to win this wallet! Open worldwide, I'll ship it anywhere. I'll pick a winner at random on Saturday night, June 13, 2026 This wallet is 100% handmade with premium veg tan leather 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Love and respect to the 2SLGBTQI+ community!
7 Pocket Wallet in red, orange, yellow, green, blue buterro, purple pueblo, and jack glaze pink leathersAll the pieces cut out, my knife and stitching punches are there alsoWallet closed and a view of my workbenchWallet open and also marmalade is there
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Israel’s National Security Minister Ben Gvir received a birthday cake decorated with a giant gold noose from his wife. The Hebrew text reads in part “sometimes dreams come true”—referring to Ben Gvir’s now-achieved dream of legalizing the death penalty for Palestinian prisoners in Israel.
A smiling woman and man hold a grotesque birthday cake in a box
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My 3-point plan to solve the Strait of Hormuz blockade: 1. Drop off oil at onshore location before the strait 2. Transport oil overland to pick-up location after the strait 3. Profit
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Do I like Hozier?! No….its must be the whiskey talking
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?"

separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry."

reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing.

@Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
What’s up?
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/01/2026
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Did the ICE agent say anything?!
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Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Americans imagining how they'd react to tyranny vs. Americans when tyranny happens:
Panel on left: Homer saying "gee, if some cop infringed my freedoms, I'd tear him a new belly button"
Panel on right: Grandpa Simpson saying "I'll be good"
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
letter says: J. Epstein
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Bob from Bob’s Burgers
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/11/2025
Today on the calendar, a seminal and mind-altering work
Friday, November 14 Far Side calendar. The comic is of a scientist wearing a helmet with dogs’ barking translated. The caption: “Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.” When translated, the dogs are all saying variations of “Hey”
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Jimmy Pesto
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
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Simon Nixon @nixonsimon.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Very succinct WSJ summary of the staggering migration shock that successive Tory governments inflicted on Britain as they tried to mitigate and hide the economic consequences of the Brexit disaster
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 16/08/2025
i am losing my fucking mind at the executive of the Israeli cyber directorate coming to the united states to engage in literal child sex trafficking tourism and being caught in a sting
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 19/07/2025
“When asked directly whether he could guarantee under oath that French citizen data would never be transmitted to US authorities without explicit French authorization, [Microsoft France's director of public and legal affairs Anton] Carniaux responded: ‘No, I cannot guarantee it.’”
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Microsoft can't protect French data from US government access
Company admits under oath that American authorities can demand European citizen information despite security promises.
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
@rat-carpet.yeen.wang another day in the TdF and more total chaos for intermediate points
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Mama, Here comes midnight with the dead moon in its jaws
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star. PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
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Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Here is a clip of the student's speech.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
shortly after his outburst, fetterman, naked except for a dirty little cloth around his bottom, stumbled back to his cave. “just because i is guzzling human beans every night,” he cried, “those squimpy little bogglewarts hate me”
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Matt Zarb-Cousin @mzc.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Wrote this with Paddy Power founder Stewart Kenny on how the gambling industry is destroying both horse racing and people’s lives by peddling online casino
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Op/Ed: Racing's Future and Reducing Gambling Harm Go Hand in Hand
By Stewart Kenny and Matt Zarb-Cousin When betting shops had Fixed Odds Betting Terminals (FOBTs) at £100 a spin, offering high-speed roulette, the machines changed the atmosphere of betting shops. Pu...
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
From: The Wolf House (2018), dir. Cristobal León and Joaquín Cociña, Diluvio
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👹 Other Sammy 👹 @swizzard.pizza · 23/02/2025
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
A fine holiday indeed
And then unfall again
It was a forty-degree day in February but it had been
seventy-five the day before out of nowhere so all the
bugs were out in the yard tipsy and flying crooked like
when the lights turn on at the club at the end of the
night and people are panicking in their baseball caps
and high heels about what happens next. Whether
they’ll have to be alone forever.
These bugs. She remembered these same guys
from the year before when they first showed up. Their
parents anyway. Or grandparents. Who knows how
bug generations go. The gnats and mosquitoes but
bigger who blew here from the deep black river full
of rusted bicycles and a century of liquid capitalism
a couple streets over. They were spiraling on account
of the early wakeup call probably cursing in their bug
words. Let me get my bug coffee first haha they said
by which they meant her blood.
She thought she would kill them all if she could
and then decided she would just go ahead and do it
now and so started running around the yard like a
crazy person with her mouth open not swatting them
away but wafting them inward instead.
Her tongue unfurled two feet long and she choked
them all down one by one real fast like a rodeo clown
cracking a whip. She ate every single bug in the yard
with a big smile on her face with her shrinking teeth
receding back into her jaw and then a bunny bounded
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into her field of vision and froze when it smelled that
she smelled it and darted away quicker than she was
just yet.
Her eyes shifted on her skull back and upwards
like an evil hacking plastic surgeon’s work like poorly
done stop-motion animation but now she could be on
the alert for predators of her own in the periphery. It
hurt like nothing she had ever felt and then didn’t hurt
anymore.
She gorged herself on the bugs tonguing the grass
carpet until she was satisfied which didn’t last long
because it was dirty work chasing them and soon she
was hungry again. A one-hundred-and-forty pound
animal taking what was hers …
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Happy 02/15/2025 to all who celebrate. @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
New homebrew set up which I’m way too excited about
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I need a farmers market that starts at noon
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
@jessefarrar.com
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
just noticed my vizier's email address is the_scheming_vizier@yahoo.com should i be concerned
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Two cats sleeping together
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
And I know you have a heavy heart I can feel it when we kiss So many men stronger than me Have thrown their backs out trying to lift it
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
So true
A sign saying “we are compostable”
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