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MJAP

@mjap.bsky.social
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Uncharismatic Megafauna

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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
‘Heavily used baby incinerator’ - suck it Hemingway
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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im GIVING AWAY this Traveler notebook/passport wallet. To enter, follow this account + repost this post. Draw Oct 24 Included: -Traveler Wallet -Handmade 3.5x5.5" Notebook -Zebra F-701 Ballpoint Pen -Free Worldwide Shipping See next post for a video tour! boiledowlleathergoods.com/products/the...
Traveler Wallet made from blue and whiskey Buterro premium full grain Italian leather with tennis ball stitching. Wallet interior featuring 4 card slots, flap pocket, sleeve pocket, and notebook pocket. Handmade notebook and pen visibleInterior emptyExterior unfoldedExterior folded
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seconded
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So close, that’s a colour
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Unless it’s a newer electric model it’s likely slower than Usain Bolt over 100m
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I started reading for the Republican bashing and now I wear totally different clothes!!
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The whole fit TBH
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If that’s Grandpa tell him I love the shirt
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
For example; space travel has never been so affordable
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Love it when people who will never even pay the top rate of tax at any point leap to the defence on these thousand mega-rich families who wouldn’t consider the likes of us fit to drink their piss.
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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Happy Pride! Follow this account, and repost this to enter a draw to win this wallet! Open worldwide, I'll ship it anywhere. I'll pick a winner at random on Saturday night, June 13, 2026 This wallet is 100% handmade with premium veg tan leather 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Love and respect to the 2SLGBTQI+ community!
7 Pocket Wallet in red, orange, yellow, green, blue buterro, purple pueblo, and jack glaze pink leathersAll the pieces cut out, my knife and stitching punches are there alsoWallet closed and a view of my workbenchWallet open and also marmalade is there
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Corvax from Muzzy in front of a computer with his cat
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
😱😅
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Nope, you’re good. Another to attach to the steerer (below the handlebars) if it needs extra security
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Israel’s National Security Minister Ben Gvir received a birthday cake decorated with a giant gold noose from his wife. The Hebrew text reads in part “sometimes dreams come true”—referring to Ben Gvir’s now-achieved dream of legalizing the death penalty for Palestinian prisoners in Israel.
A smiling woman and man hold a grotesque birthday cake in a box
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Good one
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
For sale. Digital shoes. Never worn.
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The best thing about this trip is that it has shown everyone that they are exactly the same person
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Always pour out the first glass of water from the tap and then refill
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Come on gang, let’s put the BDS into BDSM 💪
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The plural is ‘jerks-off’
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I don’t
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The this website that is known as your late 38s
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
“Shut up Larry! A plane would be the first place they’d look for us”
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Replacing “did it hurt” with “is it hard” as new line
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Praying that it was a woke dog breed 😔
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Hans Solo saying “That belongs in a museum”
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Smashed it
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My 3-point plan to solve the Strait of Hormuz blockade: 1. Drop off oil at onshore location before the strait 2. Transport oil overland to pick-up location after the strait 3. Profit
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My 3-point plan to solve the Strait of Hormuz blockade: 1. Drop off oil at onshore location before the strait 2. Transport oil overland to pick-up location after the strait 3. Profit
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Swing and a piss, don’t worry about it.
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It said I was lucky, I’m inclined to agree
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
What's My JND? 0.0018 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
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What's My JND?
Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Troy Maclure
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Snap!
A fluffy half Maine-coon cat
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Clippy saying “Thoughts and prayers”
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I was impressed how quickly he ate it, really shows he loves the product
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Pain! At The Pump
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
A main character who turns to drugs, unable to handle their weird reality….😚👌
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social apologies
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Looking forward to the new single 🤗
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Can confirm
One ginger and one tabby halfbreed Maine Coon cats
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“Behind every truly evil man, is an even more evil woman”
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I bet it’s not wearing an adorable little coat
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Ok it’s fixed but now the name is ‘Belle Taco’?!
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My robo-vac has been transformational for my mental health
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Storybook Glen, Aberdeen, Scotland, 2026
A messed up looking Shrek statue
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MJAP @mjap.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
100% She made all the effort to grow and change and he just stagnated as a child
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