#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 5hah yes, the river in montreal, notable for how often and easily it freezes 010
Reposted by #1 robot fuckerGory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 17hFor what is a reliquary if not a Medieval Funko Pop 722370
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 17hlatest hr fic pet peeve: in AUs where shane has a ~normal cottage, except it's clear the author has no idea what a normal canadian cottage looks like or where they're located or what function they play in a normal person's life 150
Reposted by #1 robot fucker#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 08/10/2026warning: unprovoked attack by a WILD BEAST 491
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I just broke a hanger and an entire suit (the one I wore to @longwhitecoats.bsky.social's wedding iykyk) fell on top of harry 🥲 340
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026what does one wear to class when class is being held in a corporate office 💀 100
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026how he sleeps knowing it's never more than a few minutes away from his next unprovoked attack 2214
Reposted by #1 robot fuckertoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 190113873094
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 06/10/2026spiralling because my stomach is upset so I can't sleep but I'm supposed to be having coffee with my favourite prof tomorrow and what if I have to cancel on account of tummy hurty 😭 150
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026every day he continues to live in my apartment is a testament to his excessive cuteness 0150
Reposted by #1 robot fuckerRobert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes 138116193123
Reposted by #1 robot fuckerMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides. 6448151128
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026playing genshin has led to a terrible outcome on account of kaeyacat knowing and responding to his name 1110
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026unrelated but who the FUCK keeps spending my money 1100
Reposted by #1 robot fuckerFrancesca Bouaoun @francescabouaoun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s been two years since Ontario Place West Island was destroyed for a planned private spa. Hundreds of trees were cut down - here’s a snapshot of the many species who lost habitat. 🧵 1016796
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've gotten so many refunds from via rail for late trains that the train for my new year's trip cost me a total of $33 😌 0100
Reposted by #1 robot fuckeremily s. @emily.news · 03/10/2026another day volunteering at the LLM museum. people keep asking me if the LLM is alive. buddy I don't even think I'M alive 211811
Reposted by #1 robot fuckerAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I read the news today, oh boy 2152978
Reposted by #1 robot fuckerElizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026 173128273008
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I can tell I'm super gonna regret my ravine expedition tomorrow because on top of being exhausted now, my head also hurts 💀 000
Reposted by #1 robot fuckerstacy fakename 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @nordreys.bsky.social · 03/10/2026what is the charge?? eating an arm??? a succulent people arm????? 031
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026now the forever question: how the fuck do I stop being here 000
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my walk through the ravine is becoming an audio essay about how much I hate rich people lmao 040
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026another beautiful flower has bloomed, courtesy of my roommate 160
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lrp my secret pronouns because I know no one would use them 🥲 250
Reposted by #1 robot fuckerVi🧛♀️cia @vivacia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@marthawells.com for sure 🤣 434572
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I started playing genshin again after hearing that I could get a free constellation for my blorbo, but then I remembered why I stopped playing, and wow, natlan is actually even more racist than I'd heard 220
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026instead of having class today, I have to go walk in a ravine. which I am deeply resenting, because it's not just any ravine, but a specific one that I have to take transit to get to/from. which is annoying because there's like three different ravines within walking distance of my house 😤 020
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026everyone tell him how brave and handsome he is 6220
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the canada job bank just sent me a job posting for a chimney sweep like it's 1826 and not 2026 wtf 170
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026after many failed attempts, harry is finally en route to see his physician. pray for mojo 🐒 (he's fine he's just dramatic) 170
Reposted by #1 robot fuckerKK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026> Happy International Raccoon Appreciation Day from our two favorite girls, Pecan and Cashew! 🦝 These leucistic beauties were rescued from a home in Boulder and are now living their absolute best lives at Harmony Hill. [via Denver Zoo] 1259
Reposted by #1 robot fuckerAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No she’s not. 21723120
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026reading a fic that clearly did a bunch of research about the montreal area but gets it all just so slightly wrong that it makes me feel like I'm having a stroke 060
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026annoying classmate emailed me to explain his Thoughts on Yaoi (or rather his thoughts on capitalism) and while I generally agree with him, he's so fucking annoying that I immediately regret engaging 190
Reposted by #1 robot fuckerMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sometimes the Onion hits one out of the park. 🤣 571831429
Reposted by #1 robot fuckerPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wow, they really ARE running the government like a software company 5586126
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my marxism class was cancelled today, but fear not, I am doing my part with the weekly assignmentstatic.klipy.comLenin Rises: Must Crush Capitalism!ALT: Lenin Rises: Must Crush Capitalism! 060
Reposted by #1 robot fuckerCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026bringing back the best post on this app 432670
#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 30/09/2026update on bird friend: she has head trauma and eye ulcers 😭 but is responding well to treatment! they may need to keep her over the winter if she misses her migration window but we shall see 1120
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
