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kadoty32.bsky.social @kadoty32.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The meme is right in front of their stupid fucking faces. They know it’s there…and they’re doing it anyway.
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Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The F.B.Ahhhhhhhh.
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Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Chuck Somehow Stll Above The Grassley
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Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kash reading his statement is giving “what I did on my summer vacation” vibes. Fucking amateur hour.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The "hydration break" really is a perfect American capitalist innovation: a nakedly commercial play to insert more ad revenue into a game that doesn't have ads anywhere else in the world, all under the guise of some humanitarian interest in the players' wellbeing.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/02/2026
Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
image from today's hearing
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 23/10/2025
Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The fact that I can’t immediately tell if a video is AI now actually makes me sick to my stomach. I cannot believe there are people who think this is a good thing
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Mike Royce @mikeroyce.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
and a retired meteorologist shall lead us
Tweet from Dan Satterfield 

Ok, I keep getting asked about how to complain about Kimmel.
The best way to complain that will have the biggest impact?
See if you have a Sinclair or nexstar station in your area.
2. Watch the local newscast tonight or some time this week.
3. Note the companies that bought tv adverts.
4. Call them and let them know you will boycott them until they quit supporting that media company.
Trust me. I worked in tv for 45 years.
Nothing you do will have greater impact.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I do NOT go about making accusations of plagiarism lightly and I would not have taken this public if I thought I had any legal recourse at all, but more than 30 YEARS AGO 'The Bone Temple' is what, when I was a teenager, I named my bedroom
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mutant21.bsky.social @mutant21.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
He is being guided by Stephen Miller and Russell Vought. They are trying to ram through as much as they can now because Trump is sundowning at an alarming rate. Project 2025 architects are the ones making policy. Trump is too stupid to do any of this. He is taking marching orders as well from Putin
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Get off our streets! Washington, DC
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Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Oh the irony. #summerslam #wwe
Video still featuring sexual predator Brock Lesnar standing in the ring. A graphic on the screen says “fumed with a diverse cast and crew in NJ”.
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Dan Kletter 🍕 @soundclamp.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Ozzy on pizza:
❝I thought America was fabulous. Take pizza for example. For years I’d been thinking, I wish someone would invent a new kind of food. In England it was always egg and chips, sausage and chips, pie and chips … anything and chips. After a while it just got boring, y’know? But you couldn’t exactly order a shaved Parmesan and rocket salad in Birmingham in the early ’70s. If it didn’t come out of a deep-fat fryer, no one knew what the fuck it was. But then, in New York, I discovered pizza. It blew my mind wide fucking open. I would buy ten or twenty slices a day. And then, when I realized you could buy a great big pizza all for yourself, I started ordering them wherever we went. I couldn’t wait to get back home and tell all my mates: ‘There’s this incredible new thing. It’s American and it’s called pizza. It’s like bread, but it’s better than any bread you’ve tasted in your life.’ I even tried to recreate a New York pizza for Thelma once. I made some dough, then I got all these cans of beans and pilchards and olives and shit and put them on top—it must have been about 15 quid’s worth of gear—but after ten minutes it just came dribbling out of the oven. It was like someone had been sick in there. Thelma just looked at it and went, ‘I don’t think I like pizza, John.’ She never called me Ozzy, my first wife.❞

—Ozzy Osbourne, from ‘I Am Ozzy’ (Grand Central Publishing, 2010)
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Larry Glickman @larryglickman.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The unitary executive can set the curriculum at Harvard, order the owners to change the names of professional sports teams, throw his enemies in prison, close a Cabinet-level Department, but he is powerless to ask the sycophants he put in place in the FBI and DOJ to release the Epstein files.
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Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
RIP Brian Wilson. Here's one of his greatest sonic creations outside of the Beach Boys. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSQ9...
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Guess I'm Dumb (Remastered 2003)
YouTube video by Glen Campbell - Topic
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either
an orange and white cat looks proud; presidential
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Angie Rasmussen @angierasmussen.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Cinderella’s wicked stepmother called and she wants her eye shadow palette back
Cinderella’s wicked stepmother rocking a heavy dark eyeshadowLinda McMahon rocking heavy dark eyeshadow testifying at the Senate budget hearing
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Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The only thing DOGE has in common with Buddhism is that both deal with suffering. One inflicts it, the other is a way out of it.
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Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Elon compared DOGE to Buddhism. Yes, you heard that right.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Is a reporter gonna ask Musk who punched him in the face? It seems relevant!
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
No other developed nation in the world would tolerate the monstrosity that is the GOP's Murder-Suicide Pact with America. It's time to face the fact that virtually every other leading democracy on the planet serves their people better than we do here. My latest. www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-big-b...
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Trump’s ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ Should Doom the GOP. But It Will Doom Many Americans Too
Trump and the GOP will celebrate its likely passage with a pyrotechnic display of lies, to help them “justify” more tax cuts and other benefits for the rich and powerful.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2025
Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
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Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
AUSTIN, TX—Proclaiming that he had “done enough,” billionaire Elon Musk confirmed Thursday that he would be taking a step back from fatherhood. “I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish a...
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Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The administration is just three Little Marcos in a trench coat.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/04/2025
the richest, most powerful man in the world is the kid in the school cafeteria who ate mustard packets for attention
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Here is a gifted unlocked version. This is insane. I got this motherfucker out of government (forgive some ego). I fucking did it. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
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Exclusive | DOGE Staffer Resigns Over Racist Posts
A staffer for Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency whose access to U.S. Treasury payment systems was approved by a federal judge on Thursday has links to a deleted social-media account that...
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dare2bmore.bsky.social @dare2bmore.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Someone at the IRS needs to leak Elon and trumps tax returns. Show the people exactly how much these two have been paying in taxes. They’re going to try to abolish the IRS, please do this before it’s too late.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
mechanic: your car keeps breaking down, you need to upgrade the car system you: what mechanic: i don't know exactly but this 19 year old compulsive masturbator with no skills or knowledge of any kind is going to help me figure it out you: give me the keys mechanic: that's illegal
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Comrade Incompetence strikes again.
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404 Media @404media.co · 05/02/2025
You can’t post your way out of fascism Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them 🔗 www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...
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You Can’t Post Your Way Out of Fascism
Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them, Janus Rose writes.
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Congressman Don Beyer @beyer.house.gov · 05/02/2025
Immoral and absurd. A president who has completely lost his grip on reality. This is ethnic cleansing
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Ok man, I’ll tell them
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Bill Weir @billweircnn.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Canadian MP Charlie Angus while vowing to call Trump's trade war bluff on CNN just now, "This isn't gunboat diplomacy (laughs). I mean, this is like an Al Capone shakedown in his syphilis phase."
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SAM Retro @retroman.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
ALF (1989) #SegaMasterSystem #SMS #RetroGaming
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/02/2025
Raskin: "Elon Musk, you may have illegally seized power over the financial payments systems of the Treasury, but you don't control the money of the American people. The US Congress does that under Article 1 of the Constitution ... we don't have a fourth branch of government called 'Elon Musk'"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/02/2025
i love that in addition to everything else, elon musk is the dumbest asshole on the planet
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 03/02/2025
if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/02/2025
is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
2 months ago this is what elected officials from opposition parties in S Korea were doing in the middle of the night as their President attempted a coup.
The 67-year-old Woo Won-shik, the Speaker of the Korean Assembly, is climbing over the fence to push for the lifting of martial law.
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
“Canadia.” It really is getting embarrassing for the poor LAT, huh.
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Winnipeg Free Press @winnipegfreepress.com · 31/01/2025
Bonnie Palmer has started to check labels.
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‘Shop Canadian’ rallying cry gains strength
Prospect of cross-border tariffs, price increases puts public, politicians in patriotic mindset
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
No words necessary.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/01/2025
remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
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Ben Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Elon Musk, who has not been elected or officially appointed to any office, successfully pushed the FAA Administrator to resign 9 days ago.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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