Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I mean if today’s result goes South then she might rightfully have a swipe at it 😆 110
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comThe Big Lebowski Dude: Fuckin AALT: The Big Lebowski Dude: Fuckin A 000
Reposted by Mort LemonadeBreezie @breeze420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"The twisted tree lives its life, while the straight tree ends up in planks." -Zhuangzi 1635871
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you want to create an “amiable environment” for travelers maybe, I dunno, have flights run on time and lower costs? Too much? 010
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comNapoleon Dynamite Says 'Ugh' and 'Idiot'ALT: Napoleon Dynamite Says 'Ugh' and 'Idiot' 000
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comfriends like these huh garyALT: friends like these huh gary 080
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Still talking about how he won the election two years on. Guy doesn’t realize his policies are deeply unpopular I guess! 000
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 26/09/202693 years old and waking up every day knowing it could be your last and choosing to spend it blocking progress for future generations because you’re a massive piece of shit. Pretty cool! 1251
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Concerning”. The old Musk coded cop out. Good goddamn times. 000
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Number Two is everything that comes out of his mouth 010
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He’s the best. I moved out of MA four years ago after having lived there for 30 years. I fell out of love with the state and his content is about the only stuff that will make me feel homesick. 000
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Literal fascist being allowed a podium at the UN. Good times. 050
Reposted by Mort Lemonadekadoty32.bsky.social @kadoty32.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The meme is right in front of their stupid fucking faces. They know it’s there…and they’re doing it anyway. 0449
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026He always was just a big teddy bear (awwwwwww!) 020
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comStar Wars: Palpatine vs. Mace Windu Senate MemeALT: Star Wars: Palpatine vs. Mace Windu Senate Meme 010
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@sidneybakabella.bsky.social sighting explains it all 110
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A military complex in a flight path. What could go wrong? 000
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Maybe the National Guard should be helping reopen the pool instead of loitering uselessly around Metro stations. Weird idea I know! 020
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Either that or bursting into flames from lying so much 1172
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yes yes, this is all “fun”! Nothing to see here, folks! 000
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Are you fucking kidding me? Impeach this man yesterday. 010
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Waiting til the mid terms to try to drum up the sympathy vote for his horribly disfigured ear is fine and totally normal 030
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Kash reading his statement is giving “what I did on my summer vacation” vibes. Fucking amateur hour. 010
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Thought this was gonna be about ol’ Mitch. Glad it wasn’t! 000
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Every action he does is beef-related. Guy thinks he’s in the Mafia. Fuck Roy Cohn. 000
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Gonna read the press release while wearing my Meta glasses in my Cybertruck. BRB. 020
Mort Lemonade @mitchzaavo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Giving new meaning to “throwing the book” at someone 0120
