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AKA "Johnny Miami"

@misterstingely.bsky.social
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Arteesteh, dog-lover, aphid reader.

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Robocop: Like it or not scum you’re getting mental health support and job training
Movies
Murphy (RoboCop character...
Gun Own
How would a gun owner react to my RoboCop (1987) fan story where Murphy delivers justice without hurting anyone?
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Ben Mathis-Lilley @benmathislilley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is the kind of shit the dads were pitching in John Hughes movies (it took a year for their 14-person team to create the image) and they were each given a 6BR 3.5BA on North Shore as a reward for their excellent work
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AKA "Johnny Miami" @misterstingely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I need a good pun. Something that innovates and disrupts the pun industry. Like how when "Spooktacular" came out back in the day.
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AKA "Johnny Miami" @misterstingely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nobel prize in playing videogames to relax but actually they make me hella mad half the time
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AKA "Johnny Miami" @misterstingely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Comtent...jokes, brand deals...thoughts,.
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AKA "Johnny Miami" @misterstingely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I forgot about how I'm supposed to be posting more.
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AKA "Johnny Miami" @misterstingely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone else having problems monetizing their grief? Not getting enough views of my memorials
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AKA "Johnny Miami" @misterstingely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ACAB includes the Brave Little Toaster
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AKA "Johnny Miami" @misterstingely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I need more money. It's all about who you know. I need to know more evil pieces of shit.
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AKA "Johnny Miami" @misterstingely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What's up with Israel these days
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AKA "Johnny Miami" @misterstingely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It seems important to get good at puns. That's how you get the followers. Then the money. Then the womON
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AKA "Johnny Miami" @misterstingely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sure I won't be "Mr Big Account" or get a writeup in NYT but
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AKA "Johnny Miami" @misterstingely.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I should post more. I used to see posts all the time from people and be like why?
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
small moment of joy
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Caped64 @caped64.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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28 springfieldians later @springfieldians.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The band Iron Butterfly looking like a guild of scheming viziers
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postmodern steak @steakbentley.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah yes, Casino Royale, the ‘new Bond’ that just came out a few years ago and what the fuuuuuuuu
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
It’s the freakin weekend
Xeni Jardin tweet: “I want to be the first US citizen to BLAZE ONE WITH BIDEN in the Dank House we gonna smudge those racist peckerwood particles outta the room with some JOE G KUSH”
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/10/2026
one of my favorite Japanese shoegaze bands is 17 Years Old & Berlin Wall, and now there's a new #shoegaze band just called Seventeen Years and I think that's delightful
music.youtube.com
bay leaf
YouTube video by Seventeen Years - Topic
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
but of course
Mr. Elim Garak (from DS9 but now a new cartoon version in the style of Star Trek The Animated Series), cooly staring forward, as he exhales twin coils of smoke through his nostrils after smoking from the green, glass bong in his hand.
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1992, Day by Day @the90sbyday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 31/08/2026
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the big sleaze, zx spectrum (1988) www.mocagh.org/loadpage.php...
old timey gangster man, looking cool as a cucumber, smoking, playing cards and holding a gun with a very long barrel (smoking). on the card table is a tipped over glass of liquid. a blonde woman is standing next to him, wearing a black dress and red sleeves (long gloves?). behind them is a bar with a bartender and a man in front of the bar with his hand over his heart, blood stain beneath it, deathly look on his face.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/06/2025
i wish there was a weepy horny favstar guy on here to post "The supreme court is just the regular court with sour cream on it. Now please #FollowFriday these amazing gals:" then he would get yelled at amd turn his profile pic to a black circle and his display name to "Gone" and leave for 4-6 days
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
trailer park tycoon, print ad, imagery, pc (2002) archive.org/details/comp...
a trailer, fake green laid down in from of it, one poor white man/boy pointing a shotgun at another poor white man/boy as a woman looks on from the doorway of the trailer (kinda lauhging). a woman wearing a white top with long, dark hair, holding up two pierced sausages, is at the forefront of the imagery. her speech bubble reads: ya'll comin' over to the party? sky is blue with scattered clouds.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DisneyAI is evolving! The freshly renamed Super Intelligent Disney Software was released moments ago to subscribers worldwide. If SIDS hasn't touched your homes yet, it will very soon.
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Patch Zircher @patrickzircher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meiko Kaji (star of Lady Snowblood) struttin' through the subway in the 1970s.
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AKA "Johnny Miami" @misterstingely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Logging on to look at the posts
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AKA "Johnny Miami" @misterstingely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The thing that's interesting about Zuckerberg is his PR shop is old school, reactive, afraid of negative attention. So they come up with this shit. Huggable AI The newer younger guns are like, oh you're scared of AI? Yeah, you should be! Our AI will kill your whole family unless you invest!
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
Husbands love to say remember this Death From Above 1979 record and wifes love to say l’m trying to find out if this couple I used to know from five years ago on Instagram are divorced
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Goodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I was going to break your balls, I’d say, “Go get your shine box.”
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Homer saying this lesbian bar doesn't have a masking policy
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"One for The City, two for The Hive, three for The Jelly that keeps us alive, four for The Mayor, five for The Queen, Six for The Hand that remains unseen, Seven for The Cell, 8 for The Wall, and nine for The Gate that guards us all." -Bee Rhyme
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
computer art (1991) archive.org/details/Mond...
a pixelized skull and cross bones overlaid across a barcode. computerized font above: ha! ha!   ha!
computerized font below: your fax machine has been infected by a virus
(a small line of colour inverted skull and cross bones)
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All of the world's top tech minds are making X, The Everything App, relevant!
Matthew Rife
@RifeTechnology
Worlds #1 expert on EMFs and its effects upon the human body. Rife Systems Founder and Owner. Scientist. Author. Workaholic.
Matthew Rife
@RifeTechnology
Hello Everyone, It’s Ashley, Matthew’s finance.  First of all Matthew is perfectly fine.  He hooked in self up to an eeg with 265 electrodes.  Im not sure the power source but he went into a seizure. We are in the ambulance now. He is unconscious, but not.  Nobody unhooked anything but they tied into the eeg and is sending some sort of messages across the screen.  If cook be gargled junk or it could be coherent.   We dont know what’s going to happen but his organs and brain all see to be fine.  Please pray for us and for God will be done here.  He is not done with with Matthew yet.  All I know is is called his friend Shawn Webb and said something about making carbon.  That may or may not have anything to do with this but we do need his prayers.  Thank you everyone.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 23/09/2026
 author, dreamweaver,  visionary, plus actor.
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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Brent Michaud @brentmichaud.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LIFE August 1935 Art by Richard Decker
LIFE August 1935. Art by Richard Decker
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 23/09/2026
"Mike starred in disbelief as his hands fell off.
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