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Nostalgic for a time before I was born, but not for racist reasons.

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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Vote for Menasha! They are trying to win $1 million from T-Mobile to rebuild the high school stadium that was destroyed in the July tornado. You can vote once a day. #FN5GL fn5gl.t-mobile.com/vote/menasha...
fn5gl.t-mobile.com
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
BARISTA (grinning): and you'd like that latte... CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When your favorite band plays a relief concert for your hometown, you get to the rail.
Dave Pirner of Soul Asylum singing and playing guitar. Behind him is a screen that reads Rally for the ValleyDave again, running a hand through his hair while singingSoul Asylum playlist:
SHOVE
ONLY THING I'M MISSING 
MADE TO BE BROKEN
MISERY 
OXYGEN
TRIAL BY FIRE
LITTLE TOO CLEAN
WITHOUT A TRACE
NEW WORLD 
HIGH ROAD
SUCKER MAKER
I WILL STILL BE LAUGHING
BLACK GOLD
RUNAWAY TRAIN
SOMETIME TO RETURN BITTERSWEETHEART
JUST LIKE ANYONE
APRIL FOOLThe guys of Soul Asylum all crouched in a circle playing guitar
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any clue what #tyag would mean? Was part of the subject line in the email receipt from the pet crematorium. Not sure why a subject line would even include a hashtag. (Not fishing! Genuinely confused.)
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hmmm. what if big bed at 8PM. what then
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 11/09/2026
holguin's gas sign (angle one), el paso, texas, 1979
holguin's gas sign (angle one), el paso, texas, 1979
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
Nation’s Overthinkers Convene To Determine What That’s Supposed To Mean theonion.com/nation-s-overthinkers-…
Nation’s Overthinkers Convene To Determine What That’s Supposed To Mean
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mr. Missymaus here, wanted to check in and ask if any of you were close with Dr. Venkman on CAG. He's just learning about Banky...
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This vet office has everything I need.
A close up of a cabinet door, labeled Cheese, Coloring Books
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One of my million favorite things about him was that he didn't disappear after his stroke. He showed the world that people with disabilities can continue to exist and have value after their bodies and capacities change. 💔
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Where can I get this?
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/08/2026
you perverts like staring at wisconsin, huh? you like looking at maps with all of our stupid little counties? you can't help yourselves but whisper "fond du lac" and "shawano" while reading about ballot drops. you want to taste a cheese curd? huh?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Breaking cat news! Moose and Bender finally cuddle! Our oldest moved back home and brought Moose with. He's a 2 year old, very small black cat. Bender, our 19 year old tabby girl, has not been sure about him. Moose has been trying for days to get Bender's approval.
A small black cat curled into a circle and leaning against a slightly larger, but still quite small, black and white tabby. The tabby is awake, but nodding her head sleepily. They are on a gray couch with assorted pillows and blankets around.
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I love Lake Michigan. Went to the beach this afternoon. We usually only go to the bay, it's a nice treat to be on the other side of the thumb.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
it's funny
It’s funny, Connor. I used to be
demanding of our corporate
artists. Change this, do this,
don’t do that. But as soon as
“AI” came out,
I’d let any old
dogshit go to
print. It turned
out that all I
wanted the
whole time was
to be in charge.
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The town I grew up in, where most of my family still lives, was destroyed today in a tornado. My parents garage is gone. My sister had a tree hit her house. Everyone is safe, but I'm really stressed. Could use any good juju or pet photos you can spare.
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Today's coneflower butterfly is a monarch! She was very skittish and it was difficult to photograph her. Got a lot of shots with half a wing out of frame.
A monarch butterfly climbing the center of a pink coneflower. Green plants in the blurred background. The center of the coneflower and the orange parts of the monarch are almost the same color.
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Another day, another butterfly on my coneflower! This one is a painted lady.
Close shot of an orange and brown butterfly with white spots perched with its wings spread out on top of a pale pink coneflower with an orange-brown center. Another coneflower is in the background.
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Good morning, the AQI is finally down to moderate and I can go outside! Found this stunner practically posing for photos.
A close shot of a red admiral butterfly with its wings upright feeding on a coneflower.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/07/2026
Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-p…
Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I wonder how large of a chain this was. When I was a kid, there was one of these in Appleton.
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
idk who needs to hear this: just because you have a cat means everyone wants to see it constantly. like you have to post it every day and fill up our feed. use your common sense folks. post constantly without discretion.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I just don’t feel like we talk enough on this website about “So I Married An Axe Murderer”
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I love AI because I don’t like life or doing things
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Cool, my health insurance decided I *don't* have a bone spur in my hip.
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Irving's Threat: Burn This Place to the Ground (Severance)
Alt: Irving's Threat: Burn This Place to the Ground (Severance)
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
For sale: baby shoes, never worn (too small for me)
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This whips ass
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 03/06/2026
You cannot use a software system designed to make things up as research. You cannot rely on it to generate ideas, or translate text, or write for you, or check your grammar or spelling. If you do use it, you will have your moment. 100% fucking guaranteed. It will probably be really, really bad ⏱️
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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
That's what I love about these jobs, man. I get older, they stay the same wage.
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Communies @communiess.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Some Worries has pulled out of the Freedom 250 Concert. 🎶Getting rid of the B🎶
Screenshot of the Fictional band some worries from the TV show Community with Chevy Chase on keyboard and Eric Christian Olsen as Vaughn singing lead.
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Let us mock them until our throats are sore.
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Adobe Photoshop 5.5 (1999)
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
@mannycara.bsky.social 29 has so much construction. Again. 🙄
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Just overheard someone use "copilot" as a verb. Like one would with google. Give me some heavy stones for my pockets, I'm going to walk into Lake Michigan.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.
The Onion
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices
March 10, 2026Reuters
Trump says Iran war is worth the economic pain. These rural voters agree.
By Brad Brooks
May 16, 20265:14 AM CDT
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 14/05/2026
button's quality gifts sign, 4th & pine, ellensburg, washington, 2003
button's quality gifts sign, 4th & pine, ellensburg, washington, 2003
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 11/05/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "AI art can fuck off"
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Pleaaaase can I have this?! You can make it my birthday AND Christmas present
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
(inventing social media) we want to start releasing DLCs for the DSM-5
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 05/05/2026
Wow what a day. Here's some news you can use, bluesky exclusive, from 15 minutes ago. 🐣 🪶
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Spirit Halloween has the chance to do the funniest thing.
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It was snowing a little this morning. Nobody's doing outdoor activities this First of May.
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
As an MST3K fan, coming to the end of the third Dungeon Crawler Carl book
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two people with lollipops in their mouths and the words deep hurting
Alt: TV's Frank and Dr. Forrester from Mystery Science Theater 3000, holding oversized microphones and ominously saying "Deep Hurting" while those words appear in red text at the bottom of the screen.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I saw the fake multiple times, and never heard it was fake. The truth matters. Reality matters. We have plenty of ammunition without making shit up.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 24/04/2026
The first photo here is fake. A still from the same moment shows that Trump's head wasn't drooping like that. Also, he'd just adjusted his tie, which is why the guy two to the left of RFK is looking at him. Actual still at right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ctx...
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Missymaus @missymaus111.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I forgot to post until after we were eating... but PIZZA BROS!
Three open pizza boxes, half eaten
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