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@newagepancake.bsky.social
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dr. he/him problematic bisexual and also rly annoying cat reposter. math phd in algebraic topology. fuck every single ice agent and may they rot in hell. 612 raised. father of pancake. 18+ content warning.

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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 1h
told the DJ at this wedding to put on angine de poitrine and he laufhed. he laufhed in my face.
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 1h
witcher remaster gerard girth vs original
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Radical Mainiac @radicalmainiac.bsky.social · 2h
Warm Cozy Kitty 💜😸💜
Kitty laying in bed
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 10h
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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Sweet Charlie 🐾📚☕🦕🦖🐓🐶💙✌️ @teresalouise.bsky.social · 7h
it's a wild and crazy Saturday night 🐾😻 #cats
Charlie is a black striped tabby cat laying on his favorite red throw, sound asleep, in a donut shape with one front leg laying over his hind legs...❤️
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Radical Mainiac @radicalmainiac.bsky.social · 13h
Blepepepepepep 💜😛😸😋💜
Kitty sticking her tongue out
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is him the other day when his sister Freya smushed him 
A white and grey and black tabby cat being smushed by his little sister, a fluffy grey cat named Freya, who is sitting directly on top of him. Theo does not seem to mind though. 
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
still thinking about when i got face mogged by this cat in the grocery store parking lot
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Radical Mainiac @radicalmainiac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder why my hips always hurt 🤔 🤭😹🥰💜
Kitty laying between my legs on the recliner
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
genuinely
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Radical Mainiac @radicalmainiac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cozy Kitty 😺 💕
Kitty laying in bed
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the anti death penalty movement has been co-opted by moral bullshitters completely missing the point. cases when the defendant clearly deserves it are... the opposite of what we should be talking about. it's baffling to me how wrong most of you are on this app.
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
genuinely how are people mad about this. that's what SHE did. that's the point of the tweet.
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a service that grinds you up when you die and feeds you to the wildlife in yellowstone to develop their taste for human flesh
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cats are too cute for our own good
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the new resident evile movie was good and i liked it (since it was good). 1 out of 1
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Itis RAINE owt thare! Tha hek?!
Orange and white cat on a cat tree looking toward a window. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! It's raining out there! The heck?!"
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can i just say... i genuinely don't care about christa pike being t******d to d****h, and she completely, unequivocally deserves it. that is UNRELATED to the fact that it's disgusting for the US to allow this as punishment, and it shouldn't be happening.
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
its funny when MAGA complains about liberal elites who think they are better than them. cuz like.. yes i 100% do think that.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
uh…what the fuck
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
shully gully and mercy..: shully gully and mercy
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he genuinely just likes his banana
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fat greedy babies for anyone interested
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Radical Mainiac @radicalmainiac.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now Kitty has to check & make sure I haven't been outside petting the neighbor Kitty when I come inside 🤭🤣💜😸💜
Kitty standing up on me sniffing my hand
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is probably the wildest part of greek life to explain to ppl who never experienced it lol. it's like... engineered for SA or something
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pennywise can't get any hotte—
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
angelic creature (throwback to early grad school days)
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5:25pm update: i had to go to the store for more food so dinner was 25 minutes late
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guy who just watched a show who has previously seen other shows or movies: uhh yeah that wasn't influenced by anything at alllll??
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 28/09/2026
right this second on my lap
puddins
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the nnortifying nnordeal of being knnorwn @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh you're sober? name zero beers
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ned
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
imagine being the person who tried to call them a dummy.
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i actually would give him the shredded cheese🧀 and here's👇🧭 why
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
three types of guy in one day... today was a movie
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cat defenders TRY to explain this situation. i'll wait
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
many of you know i love a weird guy. well today i saw SEVERAL
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when u kiss a cat and they get offended. that's what it's all about
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he vs Him
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wow snl open was shockingly unfunny even for them lmao. genuinely how do they do this
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BlackCatRanch @blackcatranch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tony decided to climb under the blanket
A ginger, tabby, tuxedo cat peers out from under a black blanket while sitting on top of a red blanket.
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
typa cat who assigns quests
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
incomprehensible creature hour has arrived
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why is this SO difficult every day. he can't just pick a normal way to drink even relative to the means i offer him
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GUYS
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this local farm by me has a day where college students can come pick a bag of veggies for free. i love communism. pic related
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me after paying extra money for HDR: this game is both too bright and too dark
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🚨lenore sighting🚨 she lives at the grocery store. i'm always worried about her but she rly won't let any human or car approach i guess except for grocery store employees. they take her to the vet for checks up's even i've asked 🥹🥹
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sometimes i will hold pancake down and kiss him and he will be trying to escape but purring about it. and that's what's life's all about
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