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Darcy 🖕🧊

@missc0nstrued.bsky.social
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OG #KHIVE. Blue dot in Utah. ENM. Queer. Slut. Nerd. Mom.

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Qondi Ntini @qondintini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I finally got it together and got the shop online today! www.thirstfordemocracy.com 🩷🧑🏻‍🦱 Thank you to everyone who has already put in orders! Order TODAY and I will throw in a FREE Senator My Boo makes me Thirst For Democracy button!
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Ben Winslow @benwinslow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Rep. Trevor Lee has resigned from the Utah State Legislature after criminal charges were filed against him, accusing him of fraud. His statement. Updates on @fox13news.bsky.social ASAP... #utpol #Utah
Rep. Trevor Lee to Resign from the Utah House of Representatives

SALT LAKE CITY – Today, Rep. Trevor Lee notified Speaker Mike Schultz of his resignation from the Utah House of Representatives, effective immediately. 

“Due to personal circumstances that require my attention, I no longer feel I can give my constituents the time, attention, and service they deserve,” said Rep. Trevor Lee. “I will always be grateful for the people I have met, the relationships I have built, and the opportunity I have had to serve the people of Utah.” 

“I appreciate Rep. Lee’s service and accept his resignation,” said Speaker Schultz. 

Rep. Lee has represented House District 16 in Davis County since January 2023. The Davis County Republican Party will hold a special election to fill House District 16’s vacancy for the remainder of the term.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching The Blair Witch Project with my kid. He knows nothing. It will be glorious.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We wanted to understand how the next generation mRNA shots might be used to treat cancer. So we talked to three trad wife influencers at a Sodalicious in Pleasant Grove.
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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If centrist Dems will sell out one trans people, why should I think they won’t do the same to other disenfranchised minorities if/when it becomes politically convenient?
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Call me even older-fashioned, but I believe a human sacrifice is required to *avoid* the crops failing. You really can't leave these things to chance.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when the crops fail a human sacrifice is required
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch is ALIVE?! Well I NEVER. Bet a bunch of people lost kalshi bets on that one.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 07/09/2026
celebrating Labor Day if you’ve never given birth is stolen valor
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yikes. That's some serious twink death. Also... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did all the good she could, for all the people she could, for as long as ever she could. From her legendary songwriting to the Imagination Library—which sent 1 million books a month to children across the country—she was the best of America. Dolly, we'll miss your great heart.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't think I've been this sad about a celebrity death since Bowie and Prince. My heart is just broken. She was everything good in this world in one tiny rhinestone encrusted package.
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ACO @nintyfan1991.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Keep Dolly's name out your FUCKING mouth!"
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Will Smith's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Will Smith's Shocked Reaction
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I recommend to you this podcast series about Dolly Parton by Jad Abumrad (creator of Radio Lab). You may ask: how did a MacArthur Award winning pub radio guy meet Dolly? Because she personally funded his father's vaccine research, that's how. www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/dol...
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Dolly Parton's America : Episodes | WNYC Studios | Podcasts
The story of a legend at the crossroads of America’s culture wars.
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
1. Crosby Stills & Nash 2. The Dresden Dolls 3. Pearl Jam
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I dont know who needs to hear this but I also accept $6 mil in bribes if offered
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hell of a way to let Rubio know he’s backing Vance.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey, has anyone heard if Mitch is dead yet? Wasn't the deadline today?
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I assume that one of the red flags for spotting a sexual predator now is skin tight capris and slutty little ankles. Be on the lookout.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don't believe in kink shaming, except for one. People with a degradation kink should be mercilessly shamed for it, because they're into that.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/07/2026
Bill Browder is definitely not a conspiracy theorist. He’s the man who wrote the Magnitsky Act.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All I'm saying is that famous comedians have a record of being excellent fucking Senators...
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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I spoke to Lindsey Graham for 20 minutes this morning and he asked that they bleach his asshole before his funeral. 🚫🐞
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Listen, I know it’s easy to make Lindsey Graham jokes right now. You guys are doing great.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Sandi Bachom 📹🎥🎬 @sandibachom.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Let’s see if the Trump curse works today like it did with Knicks game 3. After England’s star player revealed he golfed with Trump #vikingrow #norway
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Time for an all out effort to draft @hcrichardson.bsky.social
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy Fourth of July from Willie and me!
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
250 years old and this bitch america still has the lousiest taste in men
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I just can't manage to celebrate today. The 4th has always been my favorite holiday, and this should be a huge exciting milestone, but... I can't.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I know, but I really really just want to see her dress, ok?
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I don’t know man, who is “the Democratic Party” if it’s not the voters?Democratic voters choose candidates, not party leaders. And party leaders need to listen to what voters are telling us - and right now they are demanding our party be bolder.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy solstice, witches
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Qondi Ntini @qondintini.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Senator My Boo just got a one point bump in polls just on the strength of that dimple
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Just paid a stranger to stab me thousands of times with needles.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I AM BEGGING THESE WORKERS TO TAKE OFF THE T FIRST SO WE GET PICTURES OF IT SAYING "RUMP".
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Do we think the workers are waiting until after midnight so Trump gets in trouble with the court?
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Uh oh. New tattoo idea just hit. How impulsive am I feeling?
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I prefer to use extra slutty olive oil in my recipes.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 11/06/2026
you’ve never seen me and hunter biden in the same room. makes u think
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Happy #Pride y'all!
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I purged my closet today. 4 packed full kitchen trash bags. I've decided that the aesthetic from now on is bisexual hippie gramma.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I specifically requested no more metaphors
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Alessandro Rigolon @alerigolon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I'll never forgive the State of Utah for depriving us of this
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