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Darcy 🖕🧊

@missc0nstrued.bsky.social
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OG #KHIVE. Blue dot in Utah. ENM. Queer. Slut. Nerd. Mom.

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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think the fastest way to get AI regulated would be for someone to create agents that "go rogue" and delete student loan debt, credit scores, and medical debt for everyone in the country.
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Qondi Ntini @qondintini.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Senator My Boo didn’t let that man breathe for a single solitary second Laid hands on him the entire debate 🔥 Basically called ole boy a n*zi nepob*tch who wouldn’t be a damn thing without his daddy’s money and connections
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Qondi Ntini @qondintini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I finally got it together and got the shop online today! www.thirstfordemocracy.com 🩷🧑🏻‍🦱 Thank you to everyone who has already put in orders! Order TODAY and I will throw in a FREE Senator My Boo makes me Thirst For Democracy button!
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Ben Winslow @benwinslow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Rep. Trevor Lee has resigned from the Utah State Legislature after criminal charges were filed against him, accusing him of fraud. His statement. Updates on @fox13news.bsky.social ASAP... #utpol #Utah
Rep. Trevor Lee to Resign from the Utah House of Representatives

SALT LAKE CITY – Today, Rep. Trevor Lee notified Speaker Mike Schultz of his resignation from the Utah House of Representatives, effective immediately. 

“Due to personal circumstances that require my attention, I no longer feel I can give my constituents the time, attention, and service they deserve,” said Rep. Trevor Lee. “I will always be grateful for the people I have met, the relationships I have built, and the opportunity I have had to serve the people of Utah.” 

“I appreciate Rep. Lee’s service and accept his resignation,” said Speaker Schultz. 

Rep. Lee has represented House District 16 in Davis County since January 2023. The Davis County Republican Party will hold a special election to fill House District 16’s vacancy for the remainder of the term.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching The Blair Witch Project with my kid. He knows nothing. It will be glorious.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We wanted to understand how the next generation mRNA shots might be used to treat cancer. So we talked to three trad wife influencers at a Sodalicious in Pleasant Grove.
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FragnificentKW @fragnificentkw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If centrist Dems will sell out one trans people, why should I think they won’t do the same to other disenfranchised minorities if/when it becomes politically convenient?
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think technically All Saints Day (November 1st) was the attempt to take over Samhain (Halloween). Lame.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't understand why ANY Dem doesn't just respond to questions on trans rights (or LGBTQ+ issues in general) is just a simple "I believe in protecting *everyone's* civil rights, and I'll never compromise on that."
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Call me even older-fashioned, but I believe a human sacrifice is required to *avoid* the crops failing. You really can't leave these things to chance.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when the crops fail a human sacrifice is required
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm pretty sure there was an episode of the original CSI (the one in Vegas) where someone was killed with an icicle.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch is ALIVE?! Well I NEVER. Bet a bunch of people lost kalshi bets on that one.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 07/09/2026
celebrating Labor Day if you’ve never given birth is stolen valor
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yikes. That's some serious twink death. Also... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did all the good she could, for all the people she could, for as long as ever she could. From her legendary songwriting to the Imagination Library—which sent 1 million books a month to children across the country—she was the best of America. Dolly, we'll miss your great heart.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't think I've been this sad about a celebrity death since Bowie and Prince. My heart is just broken. She was everything good in this world in one tiny rhinestone encrusted package.
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ACO @nintyfan1991.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Keep Dolly's name out your FUCKING mouth!"
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Will Smith's Shocked Reaction
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I recommend to you this podcast series about Dolly Parton by Jad Abumrad (creator of Radio Lab). You may ask: how did a MacArthur Award winning pub radio guy meet Dolly? Because she personally funded his father's vaccine research, that's how. www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/dol...
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Dolly Parton's America : Episodes | WNYC Studios | Podcasts
The story of a legend at the crossroads of America’s culture wars.
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
DIY that shit. I have an extra spork.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ok, but what if one wishes to *become* muppet-coded?
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This will absolutely happen, but only *at* my house, ensuring that mom and dad are not the fun ones and it's better to be at Mimi's house. (I am the Mimi in this scenario.)
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sky! It is a *school night*. You can't keep the baby out late! Just think of the bad habits he'll develop! (I'm practicing my grandma guilt trips for my son in law, since the first grand baby is due in 2 months. How'd I do?)
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
1. Crosby Stills & Nash 2. The Dresden Dolls 3. Pearl Jam
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Michelle, are they still available? I would love to have them!
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I dont know who needs to hear this but I also accept $6 mil in bribes if offered
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hell of a way to let Rubio know he’s backing Vance.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
That's because you're from Maine. We know bummer.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy birthday Marisa! You're almost to the really good parts! 😉
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey, has anyone heard if Mitch is dead yet? Wasn't the deadline today?
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Today, I cried and I wrote a poem. Tomorrow, my oldest baby will turn 30, and in 10 weeks, she will be a mother.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yes. Also, you may want to ask your doctor if you too are a perimenopausal woman.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Someone could make a decent amount of money broadcasting it as PPV.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Moira Rose: I'm Standing Right Here
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Bler, the podcast is SOOOO GOOD! I get so excited every time there's a new episode!
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I assume that one of the red flags for spotting a sexual predator now is skin tight capris and slutty little ankles. Be on the lookout.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Indistinguishable.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don't believe in kink shaming, except for one. People with a degradation kink should be mercilessly shamed for it, because they're into that.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yeaaaaahhhh... I read Clan of the Cave Bear in 4th grade.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/07/2026
Bill Browder is definitely not a conspiracy theorist. He’s the man who wrote the Magnitsky Act.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All I'm saying is that famous comedians have a record of being excellent fucking Senators...
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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I spoke to Lindsey Graham for 20 minutes this morning and he asked that they bleach his asshole before his funeral. 🚫🐞
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Listen, I know it’s easy to make Lindsey Graham jokes right now. You guys are doing great.
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Darcy 🖕🧊 @missc0nstrued.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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