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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 3h

"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to dance - let's get on down!"

Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Escobar knew the game was up when his cartel lost control of the street youth. As he famously said "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those Medellin kids"

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tottenham Hotspur warn of "existential risk to humanity" presented by forthcoming home match ticket sales

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cat charades no. 14. 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Looking forward to seeing my furry son and heir again after 3 weeks away

Brown and white cat looks rather soulful (but probably just thinking about dinner)

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Robertson is worse then I expected in that he's precisely what I expected but plays 10 times the number of minutes

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Have Mumford & Sons signed on as Ed's support yet?

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Welcome to Not The Home of the Famous Spurs

Whitehart lane road sign, probably not N17

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I will do such things - what they are, yet I know not: but they shall be the terrors of the earth. (After I've had my banana smoothie and a decaf latte)

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wake up babe, my new rap name just dropped

Man standing outside Fattie Prince restaurant. Why? No one knows.

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Even the longest journey starts with a quick piss

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Historically, the great thing about England is that, when you have a legitimate grievance, you and your like-minded friends can just pull on balaclavas and shout inane slogans at passers-by while blocking the road. Just like our forefathers did at Runnymede.

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Chelsea fans currently holding open-top bus parade to celebrate moving on Mudryk and Tosin is that good

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Tough watch again but, as long as we continue to improve - which we should, Kudus e.g. looks seriously undercooked atm - we'll be fine.

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Delighted to be proved wrong but I don't think we'll get much mileage from swinging high crosses into our hobbits against an entire team of orcs

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Tottenham deadline day tradition: a completely left-field random signing. I nominate Jonjo Shelvey for this window. I don't even know if he's still playing but he's got everything we don't need in a footballer. Fingers crossed.

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Make a band bigger Take That. And That

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Keane Lewis-Potter sounds like three different people so how is anyone supposed to mark the bastard?

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Was that enjoyable? No. But... did Spurs at least dig in after the early setback? Also no. But... were there some positive signs for the actually fuck this

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Could be worse - if things had turned out differently, we could all be consoling ourselves with the thought that Charlton are a decent away side

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

🎶 Andddd on that farm he 'ad some wind, E-I-E-I-O 🎶

Wind farm off the blustery Sussex Coast, doing its thing

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

To mark the first day of the season, why not post an item of clothing or shoewear - not a team shirt - that's central to your Tottenham backstory

Well-worn 8-hole DMs, seen better days, just like the poster

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Introduce yourself: Tottenham Hotspur edition Favourite… - Player: Stevie Perryman - Current Player: They sold him, the bastards. Potentially, Mikey Moore - Home kit: 1970/71 - Away kit: 92/94 - Manager: Mauricio Pochettino - Non-Ajax game: FA Cup Semi-Final Replay 1981 First Hero: Greavsie #COYS

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Holy Mabbutts Wordle unlimited. 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Play now => wordleunlimited.org

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Failed all his GCSEs, the fucking idiot

Dopey-looking cat lying stupidly in the garden, brain cell currently on vacation

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Fine, Bluesky, you won. I eventually gave up and left the house today, but frankly I didn't enjoy it. Please don't do that again

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Can't believe he missed out on Man City *and* Real Madrid

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Got some decent images of the eclipse last night

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Just went down the road to see the solar eclipse and apparently I've missed it by a quarter of a million miles

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

If (big if, you'd imagine) Romero is interested in going to the other lot, let him talk to them. Then pull the plug when it's too late for them to chase a replacement and sell him to someone else. Don't care if it costs us £5 mill off his final transfer fee. Bargain.

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The boy Brennan would have had a hat-trick by now (having touched the ball three times)

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

If you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it's like living in the UK

Woman eating fried egg sandwich a la miliband

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

"Errr, maybe instead of trying to bomb Iran we should first just cuddle them for a while?"

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Not a bad day: washed the bedlinen, did some book-keeping, cleaned the kitchen and didn't need to use my AK

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Order: Carnivora Genus: Pesky Species: Varmint

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