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@miserygenerator.bsky.social
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drew. noise enthusiast. coward. CO/USA. fearofwithdrawal.bandcamp.com

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
writing a rationalist fanfic about 'who framed roger rabbit?' but it's a series of spreadsheets and charts explaining the economic benefits of a freeway system and justifying the wholesale destruction of toontown
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
"crime doesn't pay" sounds like victim talk to me. let's ask the other guy
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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nina @burnacademia.northsky.social · 5h
been noticing how all the leave academia for industry job sites shut down. wonder why, probably because everyone got a good job :)
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 5h
the beatles. ever heard of em
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tuffghost 👻 @pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.fart.piss.cool · 17h
it is impossible to overstate how much better the world would be as a direct result of permanently banning all frats
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blooming sludge @ledesordrecestmoi.bsky.social · 22h
getting the Dr Bronner’s All-In-One surgery
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two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel the same way about cute a.i. mascots as I do about talking trash cans. Do not speak in my sacred tongue, do not take my sacred form.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
(conferring with my lawyer before leaning into the microphone) i'm being informed that football is now gay
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do not like horses, which is inconvenient, because I am like a horse in some ways
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I miss scorplings scorplings.bandcamp.com/album/demo-03
scorplings.bandcamp.com
demo 03, by scorplings
2 track album
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
would any of you be particularly upset if we flattened boulder and put a big sphere on top of it
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brad @bradshoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
perfect
a Twitter bio for the account @non_left_PJ_Fan with the display name Pearl Jam Fanatic Non-Woke🇺🇸:

Pearl Jam superfan… Always found PJ better/more profound than Nirvana, but also find PJ off the mark on politics… Tool lover as well.
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when will the peppermint mocha return to my life
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am so excited to be home. is there anything to do in boulder or does everyone just eat rocks
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy"
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Swan Boy and Cassie get ready for their double date with Crystal and Noel while they discuss killing a cowboy.
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
unfortunately, my Honda ignored the guardrails that were CLEARLY installed on the side of the highway. i believe this means it has feelings and is possibly god
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also if you're professionally involved with me don't think too hard about my posts. I'm crazy but I'm good at whatever tasks I said I would do 👍
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
even if you dislike children and don't have them, free childcare is great for you because children will be more likely to be in childcare facilities instead of near you 👍
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 29/09/2026
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Squirt executive with his head in his hands) ITS NOT PEE ITS GRAPEFRUIT SODA
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kick holland's art rips and I'm sure some of you like ttrpgs...
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I believe my life would be materially better if I never had to hear about the grateful dead again
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you’re not a true james bond fan unless you know both of the words to the james bond theme song
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
straight up hashtag-not-having-fun at the Mystic Aquarium’s Marsh Trek exhibit
A drawing of Winnie rearing a burlap cowl over a teal dress. She has orange goggles and work gloves on, and is carrying a hunting rifle. She is covered in mud and plant fibers.
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 28/09/2026
"IN EVERY WAY" bonequest.com/10056
pants: HALGHAULGHLAHG THIS IS A PERFECT USE OF FREE WILL BGHAULGHAULUHAG
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here it is, Jake Pinegar from a miss in the 2020 PSU/Indiana game. Upright mic’d for maximum bass boost, sounds like someone getting punched with a cartoon boxing glove
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
average consumer needs to claw their eyes out and repent
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can we pump the brakes on poptimism now that we've reached its natural, inevitable conclusion
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
endless swag from this sign. oh to own a bar advertised by a child's collage project
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can a dog be shot and killed by a finger gun? It can at least act like it was
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gilgo @oafworld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(most angry ive ever been in my life) dont fuck me off!!!
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tuffghost 👻 @pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.pee.fart.piss.cool · 27/09/2026
🐐
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aliens: Bishop shot head-first moving inside a pipeBeavis looking up at the ass of Butt-head, who is lodged inside a pipe
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 27/09/2026
"REWARD OFFERED" bonequest.com/10055
effigy: I FOUND MY GLASSES!!!
effigy: THEY WERE IN A DRINKING GLASS ON THE COUNTERTOP OF ALL PLACES...... THE DOWNSIDE TO CLEAR FRAMES??????/
effigy: ...THE UPSIDE TO DOING DISHES???
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
type of shit my single digit y/o half brothers are saying at the dinner table
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Homer and bart painting a political sign that says SEX! Devoid of joy or passion! Vote for Rahm!
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
to say that someone is going "mask off" when they display inhumane behavior is to admit that the mask is a load-bearing facet of our humanity
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
trying to write a good bit about the end of history and the decontextualization of music but I'm not smart enough
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mecore
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laney @saltmalk.in · 23/09/2026
every time I feel the need to make my art more palatable I channel my inner bjork
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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's all kind of disgusting
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
happy bisexuality day to my bisexuals, whom i love and cherish despite my deep and abiding biphobia
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
as a transgender person i have to admit i hold journalists in a very low level of esteem bc as a class they kind of did all hop on board with manufacturing consent for the project of exterminating the minority group im a part of
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