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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Inspiring: Most Self-Absorbed Piece of Shit You Know "Discovers" the Power of Self-Love
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The Comics Journal @comicsjournal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OBBLYN FOR MAYOR : An Interview with Mickey Zacchilli by Ana Woulfe www.tcj.com/obblyn-for-m...
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OBBLYN FOR MAYOR : An Interview with Mickey Zacchilli - The Comics Journal
Mickey Zacchilli talks to Ana Woulfe about Obblyn's roller coaster mayoral race- could the white house be next?
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rly weird when ppl try to steal ur swag like do u even know how many bad things happened to me to acquire that much swag
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i had a dream i had a baby. for the first time in my life i felt maternal love for something other than a 30-60 year old straight cis man. maybe progesterone isn’t just placebo after all
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BREAD @breb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they should make pill capsules out of hot dog casings
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 27/09/2026
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I'm mickey @spiderbabby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm scared of wind #wind
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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
reposting with alt text
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ANY WORK
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS. THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK.
AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE.
SO ASK YOURSELF. WHAT KINDS OF A WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS? IT'S A WORLD WERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, A WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS SOCIETY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WON'T GET DONE.
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they said a butch trans lesbian wasn't allowed to be the coolest gay in the room but i did it anyway. my reward? yup, the electric chair ⚡😵
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
as a transgender person i have to admit i hold journalists in a very low level of esteem bc as a class they kind of did all hop on board with manufacturing consent for the project of exterminating the minority group im a part of
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MicHELLe @michellestringer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
A story in two parts
Screenshot of an exchange on Bluesky:

jamelle @jamellebouie.net 

i have come to the view that there is an extent to which elites are projecting the salience of bigotry on the broad public. *they* are preoccupied with this stuff and so they imagine the public must be obsessed with it.

Response by Michelle @michellestringer.bsky.social

Yeah, it's dangerous how elites push bigotry to target the vulnerable and distract the public.

Link to an article on transnews.network: 'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry

In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper ...Screenshot of Bluesky notifications:
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
happy bisexuality day to my bisexuals, whom i love and cherish despite my deep and abiding biphobia
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
weeks should be 8 days long and 7 of them should be for rest
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yeah im a load-bearing pillar of my community. u can tell by the way everything falls apart after im disposed of. and because of all the loads im bearing
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Ash @fishyash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Friendly reminder that Duolingo was initially concieved to trick people into translating articles for free, which they later used as training data for MTL algorithms. Duolingo's primary purpose has NEVER been about teaching you a language, even from the start! slate.com/technology/2...
If it doesn’t charge users and, so far, doesn’t serve them any ads, how does Duolingo make money? It tricks you into working as an unpaid translation service. At the end of some lessons, Duolingo will ask you if you want to practice by translating a real-world document. Which will turn out to be, say, a BuzzFeed article. By melding together enough stabs at this task from high-level Duolingo users, the app can render a surprisingly accurate translation. Which is worth good money. So far, Duolingo has contracts with BuzzFeed and CNN to translate stories from English into languages such as Spanish, French, and Portuguese. This service is already earning Duolingo hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, but von Ahn predicts he will be adding a raft of new clients soon. “The language translations market is huge,” he says. “It’s a $30 billion per year market.”
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yeah im something of a messiah figure in several twitch chats
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is the crap i was watching as a youth
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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
today’s output “board meeting”
digital collage with a woman who looks like she is floating on water sitting at the head of a long table in a formal room with a large chandelier. she is emanating large flame-like surges of red. everything is layered with textures
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
another collage today. we’re having fun
warm toned digital collage. Textured layers of foliage, leaves, and glitter around a center composition of an old gnarled tree with a mannequin head positioned above it
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 13/09/2026
Ma'am, Is It Okay For You To Piss So Much In Your Own Home?
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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
today we have a collage
digital collage of two stone figures with insect wings, spider eyes, raspberry bodies, and blue flames coming out of their heads. The background is highly textured and features pairs of bright pink and blue windows
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sonic: will my hamburger be long?
Waitress: burgers are fucking round
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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
today’s… thing
a digital drawing of a little green creature with noodly limbs holding up a lantern and tip toeing through a stone dungeon. they have big green eyes, pink circles on their cheeks, and their teeny little tongue is peeking out a bit. they appear to be wearing a metal cauldron
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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
this was on my twitter but my twitter is long gone so here
A graphic I made with many different fonts and low quality clip art. It reads:
If you're reading this,
I'M HAVING PROBABLY ONE OF THE WORST DAYS OF MY LIFE,
for this must mean my beloved wife of many years has suffered a serious fall
from the back of my Harley Davidson motor-cycle
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
mama ht is overtired and underappreciated
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 17/09/2026
The truth about moderation is that it can’t both be done well and also follow a strict set of rules. You have to have real people make real judgment calls on who’s the asshole, and if your moderators don’t boot someone for telling a marginalized person “enjoy the camps” they’ve let the asshole win.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing about trying not to pick a side is that the nazis *instantly recognize* which side you picked. They immediately identify you as an ally. They know exactly what side you're on. It doesn't fool the victims, it doesn't fool the Nazis, the only people it could possibly fool is centrists.
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Frame #13167 from 50s E18-19 lion around
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Halimede. @halimede.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
are you stupid. pluribus is not about AI or wish fulfillment or connection during covid. Its about what its like to be a justified heartbroken lesbian blonde. so really, in order to make it more accurate to life, manousos should start transitioning,
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
im winning 1st place in the Doing Your Best contest every single time
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minsterbinch.bsky.social @minsterbinch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
More like Ed shitman
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 15/09/2026
I was Eaten By 6 Unusually Hot Sluts
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
me trying to remember my nonbinary friend's lore
From Pluribus. An image shows Rhea Seehorn as Carol Sturka standing in front of a whiteboard with her back to the camera. She is wearing a blue top, and the words “What I Know About Them:” are written in blue on the whiteboard.
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
in my mind palace i have an immaculate vision of the greatest pair of pants ever conceived. all i need to do is learn to sew
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H @bingen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i am alive www.twitch.tv/bingennn
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
one of these days im gonna get into stinks. become a real smell head
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/09/2026
it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society.
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Steve Wolfhard @wolfhard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m on my way to SPX! I didn’t realize this drawing was inappropriate for today until it was too late to draw another ✌️🤓
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psb @psb.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
septicber smelleventh
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i don't explain myself to people who are trying to misunderstand me. i've never cared what things appear to be, only what they actually are. someday the most annoying losers in the world will crucify me for this
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
saw a video of charlie kirk getting shot in the neck. now thats cool
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
remember when charlie kirk got shot in teh neck? now that was cool
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the trash queers have suffered under the tyranny of the smol beans for too long. im gonna eat the beans
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H @bingen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
foldable phone haters simply hate women and their womanly pockets
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i gotta be in like the 99th percentile of most isolated people to ever live. i would very much like to get back to my people in los angeles
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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
today’s colors
abstract digital painting, shades of red
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