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Mirapoix

@miramac.bsky.social
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Crackin open some bluskis

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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a lil guy and his mulberry branch 🪾
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EL BARTO ANTI-WORK @elbarto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The beauty of being alive in a world with other people is that we largely have no idea what we can do to satisfy the desires that drive us and we only get a taste of that satisfaction through chance encounters. Expressing desires semiotically to a machine will never result in what we *really wanted*
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Mirapoix @miramac.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wondering if I should ask out the woman who managed to put these crazy bruises on my arm
My arm with two large bruises
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Grok told me that it is ok to masturbate while I listen to Pinkerton. He said it’s fine
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026
wandering around the office and just walked by a detached monitor with a yellow sticky note on it labeled COMPUTER. kind of profound if you think about it
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026
Had to document this lest it be lost to history
a 27 inch dell monitor with Computer on a legal sticky note attached to its bezel. It's underlined
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Mirapoix @miramac.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love music, but why are they never singing about me, specifically
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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Mirapoix @miramac.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social has a trans woman as a main character in his comic and she's a deer who serves crazy levels of cunt. I think he gets us. He is honed in on my psyche
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today’s Baseball Name is Guy Bunting
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Bats: Unknown • Throws: Unknown
Full Name: Guy Bunting
View Player Info from the B-R Bullpen
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve got a bone for you. Come and get it!
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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Mirapoix @miramac.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There seem to be a lot of benefits to being into cahoots with someone
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A person says "whyyyy am I am miserable all the time" 

They go girl mode and say "ok that helped but everything else is still. Fucked"
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mirapoix @miramac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Graniteheads are feasting
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Mirapoix @miramac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Im on a seafood diet. I SEE food I eat da fish
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Mirapoix @miramac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They call her "3 beers McDonald" because she drinks 3 beers
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Mirapoix @miramac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is much like the famous novel '1984'
Sign stating "Do Not Feed The Geese

Feeding of geese is prohibited

City ordinance number 167

Petty misdemeanor"
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You failed my challenge.
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Dan Kennedy @dankennedy.net · 24/09/2026
Maybe an unfair hit piece, but it nevertheless has its rewards: "Her demands could be unusual, requiring aides to feed live crickets to her family’s pet chameleon, Meatball." (1/2) www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/u...
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Mary Peltola’s Campaign in Alaska Senate Race Is Rocked by Tumult, With Angry Outbursts and Slurs (Gift Article)
Democrats hope that Mary Peltola can flip a Republican Senate seat in Alaska. Former aides describe a campaign and congressional office marked by chaos.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
calling it now: the nation-state was a bad idea
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Mirapoix @miramac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Furries hold up half the sky
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 21/09/2026
Once you get into the Threads mindset anything is possible
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 17/09/2026
I've Been Making Mature Chicks Cum Like Crazy 4
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 20/09/2026
why did the democrats keep ICE and their prisons around if they also didn't want to use them?
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
bro be thou a spirit of health or a goblin damn'd
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@louceph

bethesda environmental storytelling is a skeleton holding a note that says "i hope i dont become a skeleton :("
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today’s Baseball Name is Dry, who played minor league baseball in 1906
Dry
Bats: Unknown • Throws: Unknown View Player Info from the B-R Bullpen
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/09/2026
is it too much to ask for one single reporter/outlet to lure in Elon Musk's mom in with the promise of an anodyne book-promoting interview, and then hit her with the "so what was it like being raised by Nazis?" and "why do the dates of your residency in South Africa exactly line up with Apartheid?"
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worm @ninebaal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm watching this guy review a Linux distro that really emphasizes "ai agents" and this looks like hell. People really live like this? This is how they manage their computer experience? Failing to change their computer wallpaper and toolbar? [I cut down this SIGNIFICANTLY from 6 minutes too]
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Eron Main @eronmain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[citation needed]
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Mirapoix @miramac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ahh looks like World War 2 is finally wrapping up
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 17/09/2026
under the current electoral system it’s not possible to create a government that would prevent the united states from killing people all over the world at will. you can make the harm reduction argument but it doesn’t engage noah’s central point here
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Mirapoix @miramac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Will Stancil you are an all time bitch
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Thomas O’Mahony @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m about to watch a Nathan Fielder show for the first time. I’ve no idea what I’m in for.
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s like freebasing cultural Judaism
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 17/09/2026
i don't think hardly any of you cis motherfuckers realize how painful it is to see this beamed out to everyone around us nonstop for months. i *know* none of you telling us you know what's best for us know what it's like.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 17/09/2026
this is probably the worst language i've seen a democrat use. saying "transgender ideology" is straight out of the right wing playbook. this is looking more and more like Labour, so I don't want to hear any more shit about how even the transphobic democrats broadly support our rights.
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The scrib is a late larval form of the kwama. Crushed scribs produce a nutritious but sour-tasting gelatin with modest magical properties that the natives eat with gusto.
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