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Emily

@milly9001.bsky.social
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Not a real cat. Plays cello sometimes. In very suburban London. Has adult kids, which seems to confuse people in unexpected ways. Absolutely cannot draw and fascinated that some people can! Big fan of muting accounts that don't get jokes.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if you make it into middle age and still fall for every bait post you see, you're spiritually boomer and beyond helping
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Lee Savage @leesavage.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The lanyard class: everyone who needs to access a secure building
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Help, I'm trapped in the reply all thread from hell and I want to bite people I can't reach 🔥🔥🔥
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You win therapy by proving your therapist wrong and declaring all of your maladaptive thoughts and behaviors to actually be correct, right.
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Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Crescent sun, feat. one blackberry sprout
Sort of an eclipse pic - a perfect little crescent sun caught in the reflections inside my phone camera, a bit after the deepest part of the eclipse here
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
you cannot control other people. you cannot get them to behave how they "should." you definitely can't get them to agree that you're right, and expecting to do so is a fool's errand. you *can* build trust and authority through your work over time, but even then, people will still wild out!
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/08/2026
first post: what's up, you sickening, degenerate mongrels! ten minutes later: I am being DOGPILED for my BELIEFS
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Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We need a version of "build the wall" but for trapping American air in America so the rest of us don't have to suffer from having the brattiest global sibling breathing on us in the back of our parents' car 😵‍💫🙋🏻‍♀️
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Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Online shopping removed the ability to touch and interact with the product before purchase, removing people's ability to judge whether it's a usable quality before ordering - yes people who don't have money to waste don't want to spend a lot, but that's not the same as preferring items that break 🙋🏻‍♀️
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I swear to god, there is a 0% risk of death associated with saying “sorry, I went for snark and wasn’t thinking, I apologize.”
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 31/07/2026
The anthropomorphization of "AI" is literally PR speak handed down by "AI" companies that want you to think it's magic and also to think that they're not responsible for problems.
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Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Image shows the Tesla Diner. It looks like the tube station in the quoted post (but for cars)
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/06/2026
Please stop putting screenshots of AI shit in my mentions.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I guess all those people who said they were leaving New York if Mamdani was elected were responsible for a lot of crime on the city.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
New plan:
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i literally just wanted to own a two bedroom home in a walkable neighborhood where i can have three cats and a dog and wear nice outfits to go feed pigeons and now society is about to collapse
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Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If things get bad enough, the glass cliff effect will kick in and the next president really will be a woman... For one term, and then she'll get blamed for the Trumpian mess she had to clear up, and the next male president will get credited for everything she managed to clear up in 4 years 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You do actually gotta speak up and say no that is fucking wrong and we’re not actually gonna sigh and get on and tolerate bigoted ideology
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Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
New plan: Buy spaceX and blue origin Close them
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
not going to get into it via QT but the moment you think "If you curate right you only see some nazi shit on that site" is a good argument, your brain is already so cooked by hanging out with nazis that you no longer even understand what sentences addressed to normal people should sound like
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DiscordianKitty⭐ @discordiankitty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It is very weird that a lot of men genuinely seem to *struggle to understand the concept that if you want people to like you and to be around you then you should try being nice to them
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I hate to be the one to tell you this but if your expectation for people is absolute rationality in all things at all times you're going to be disappointed a lot
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Matthew Segal @segalmr.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
CLIENT: These federal charges seem serious. What kind of sentence could I get? LAWYER: Depending on the next presidential election, you're looking at somewhere between life imprisonment and becoming a millionaire.
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Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Calling someone by their preferred name and pronouns is such a small, easy thing - and life in general is so universally difficult and frustrating - if we can do one tiny little thing to make another person slightly less uncomfortable in the world... Then why not just do it? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Owen Barcala @obarcala.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Must be nice to have figured out the One Neat Trick to avoid Congressional appropriations. Just sue yourself, direct yourself to settle for billions, and agree with yourself that you can put that money wherever you want.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It's like the US woke up in 2024 and decided that the next 4 years would be spent solely in blowing up their own wealth in order to escape taxes or some shit
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/05/2026
read the article making this argument and it just reinforced the 3d printing analogy. the industry hype with AI is 100x larger, but the pattern was a similar "this is going to change humanity" to "this is going to revolutionize specific industries" to "this will be a fun hobby for eccentrics"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
sorry to add to the discourse but I think the "everyone should have stayed on twitter" mindset is at least partially based on the misapprehension that 1) arguing on the internet is praxis and 2) leftists are obligated to spend their time doing this
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Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I just opened a pdf at work and adobe has a new sparkly blue headphones icon that asks if I want to "listen to this document as podcast conversations" 😭
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.
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Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The 90s were an absolutely shit time to be a teenage girl. Every other time period has also been a shit time to be a teenage girl, but I'm still glad for my daughter that she grew up when she did, not when I did.
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Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
...if I can afford to run a business at a loss, I can afford to sit in my garden and read the entire British Library at leisure 🙋🏻‍♀️
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Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This is how I found a week of *verified* apple id password reset emails in Danish in my gmail account. I don't speak Danish, own an iphone or have an apple id - either current or at any point in the past.
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Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If anyone votes for these fuckers I am coming round your house to have a word 🫪 (About like, considering your source's perspectives in both history and media studies)
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"Hi folks, William Gibson here! I wrote novels about AI and computer crime in the 1980s and now I'm an AI computer-criminal myself" 🤖🦹‍♂️
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Mom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
One big political divide is between people who believe germs cause disease and people who believe Those People cause disease. It was pretty evident right away during the pandemic
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
You'll never believe this but Jones is responding to this news on Infowars by saying he's "under globalist attack" and urging his viewers to give him money and buy his supplements
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 20/04/2026
Sometimes the answer to “how do stupid things keep happening?” Is “people can find intelligent-sounding ways to rationalize anything”
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 19/04/2026
Who the hell uses the phone for calls?
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 14/04/2026
I too aspire to have an API limit and for you to either pay me more to keep working, or wait until after I've had a nap
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
In that case I have a message of love and compassion to everyone who supports Trump
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 17/04/2026
PSA: don’t follow and best block all those “alt” “government” accounts. They’re all grifters.
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