Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 30/09/2026With apologies if you didn't want a real answer, the extra bit of packaging film is there to help make sure the machines that package them don't crush all the chips while sealing the bag Some products redistribute themselves into the resulting space better than others 010
Reposted by EmilyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you 15654179
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The system for that here is if you "look over 25" (which I very easily do) the staff take one look at my face and then we both laugh and I get the thing 😅 060
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No, you're right - we have to scan the whole shop and age verify* and confirm if we want bags before it'll let us pay *Depending on the items purchased 1180
Reposted by Emilyskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if you make it into middle age and still fall for every bait post you see, you're spiritually boomer and beyond helping 119311
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oh wow, that's way more restrictive than mine - I'm in the UK and here not doing the age verification just stops "adult content" and private messaging 000
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 03/09/2026In the Magnus Chase stories, each bronze duckling is the gateway to a different norse realm 061
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 27/08/2026...my new job pays a third more for shorter days, more holiday, better sick leave and a pension offer so generous it doesn't even bear comparison, but I guess thanks for the training and experience that got me a better job somewhere else? 😅🫠 010
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I massively offended a previous employer 3-4 years ago by correctly pointing out that "sharing" by offering us half inflation pay rises annually really meant their longest serving, most loyal employees were taking annual pay cuts 🤷🏻♀️ (Funnily enough the finance director was not upset & just agreed) 110
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We go to a shop we call an optician's (regardless of who actually works there) and the shop would have had a special corner with the nhs frames for children in it, once you factor in HP being about my age, so needing glasses in the 1980s 110
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 25/08/2026In its native form, that unruffled English upper class thing comes with a side of "if you actually annoy me, my staff will fuck you up and good luck finding a judge willing to try a gentleman" 010
Reposted by EmilyLee Savage @leesavage.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The lanyard class: everyone who needs to access a secure building 414221
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Help, I'm trapped in the reply all thread from hell and I want to bite people I can't reach 🔥🔥🔥 000
Reposted by Emilyex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026You win therapy by proving your therapist wrong and declaring all of your maladaptive thoughts and behaviors to actually be correct, right. 41155
Reposted by Emilyalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026you cannot control other people. you cannot get them to behave how they "should." you definitely can't get them to agree that you're right, and expecting to do so is a fool's errand. you *can* build trust and authority through your work over time, but even then, people will still wild out! 727218
Reposted by EmilyGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/08/2026first post: what's up, you sickening, degenerate mongrels! ten minutes later: I am being DOGPILED for my BELIEFS 898781
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 08/08/2026We need a version of "build the wall" but for trapping American air in America so the rest of us don't have to suffer from having the brattiest global sibling breathing on us in the back of our parents' car 😵💫🙋🏻♀️ 000
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Online shopping removed the ability to touch and interact with the product before purchase, removing people's ability to judge whether it's a usable quality before ordering - yes people who don't have money to waste don't want to spend a lot, but that's not the same as preferring items that break 🙋🏻♀️ 000
Reposted by EmilyJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I swear to god, there is a 0% risk of death associated with saying “sorry, I went for snark and wasn’t thinking, I apologize.” 2846
Reposted by EmilyThomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 31/07/2026The anthropomorphization of "AI" is literally PR speak handed down by "AI" companies that want you to think it's magic and also to think that they're not responsible for problems. 110630
Reposted by EmilyProfessa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal. 277161164986
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 04/07/2026...I think traditionally the Pope ranks above the leader of one country, in global seniority terms 020
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 19/06/2026But investment-wise all businesses of any size are paying into a "Training Levy" that funds apprenticeships, and the only way to recoup those costs, for large organisations, is to hire apprentices (or similar train-and-work programmes) ...or enroll existing staff in them and bypass 18-21 year olds 000
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Hard to get, hard to manage (for the employer and education partner), hard on the kids around results time because there's no process comparable to UCAS adjustment and clearing, and teachers lack familiarity, the documentation requirement from hell in one of the clunkiest systems I've ever seen... 110
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The year it came in, one of my son's friends got awkwardly caught between upcoming legislative amends and historic school practices that hadn't quite been updated to fit yet - and had about 2-3 weeks to find and enroll in a different course at a different school as a result 😬 010
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 19/06/2026None of that makes any politician able to guarantee work placements, which is a silly promise. But A levels are definitely not for everyone (me included), and the alternative attempts at providing "vocational skills" outside of a workplace environment are patchy at best so far 😬 120
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Meanwhile for 16-18 - it only became mandatory for them to stay in school or get a job around 10-12 years ago, and we are ...still working out how that works in practice. Before that we could leave school at 16 voluntarily and ongoing education wasn't government-mandated or tracked. 210
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 19/06/2026For the kids who are able to get one (they are HIGHLY competitive) a formal modern apprenticeship in the UK guarantees an income as well as practical experience and university-linked tuition for three years - so it can be a great option for an 18 year old who's wary of going into debt. 210
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 19/06/2026"state grammar" yes those entirely normal, non-selective and definitely still readily available state grammar school that any average person can access without moving house specifically to get within commute distance of one ...in 1955 or thereabouts 020
Reposted by EmilyCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/06/2026Please stop putting screenshots of AI shit in my mentions. 643227
Reposted by EmilyEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 08/06/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH 0224
Reposted by EmilyRyan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I guess all those people who said they were leaving New York if Mamdani was elected were responsible for a lot of crime on the city. 480843
Reposted by EmilyEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 06/06/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 0297
Reposted by Emilyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/06/2026i literally just wanted to own a two bedroom home in a walkable neighborhood where i can have three cats and a dog and wear nice outfits to go feed pigeons and now society is about to collapse 655201555
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 01/06/2026If things get bad enough, the glass cliff effect will kick in and the next president really will be a woman... For one term, and then she'll get blamed for the Trumpian mess she had to clear up, and the next male president will get credited for everything she managed to clear up in 4 years 🤷🏻♀️ 010
Reposted by EmilyRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 31/05/2026You do actually gotta speak up and say no that is fucking wrong and we’re not actually gonna sigh and get on and tolerate bigoted ideology 0726
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 25/05/2026One day... Probably long after I die... English people will eventually learn the the air outside is hot sometimes and that sometimes we need to close the windows and draw the curtains to stop it getting in 160
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 25/05/2026"doesn't actually go faster when [insert pronoun] runs" is the best description of me I've ever read, thank you for sharing it 😅 010
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Oh come now, it took us way longer than that to reach India by boat India had literature before we even developed* making marks with a stick to count property & livestock *(Or at least we have found no evidence of pre-Roman writing to date) 070
Emily @milly9001.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Omg I once went to Paris with family from Texas (I'm British and a shade flower) and they just STAND IN FULL SUNLIGHT DISCUSSING WHICH WAY TO GO NEXT - like what is wrong with you, there is shade 2m away and maps are not solar powered! 1140
Reposted by EmilyShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/05/2026not going to get into it via QT but the moment you think "If you curate right you only see some nazi shit on that site" is a good argument, your brain is already so cooked by hanging out with nazis that you no longer even understand what sentences addressed to normal people should sound like 26795104