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The Original “MJ”

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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 23h
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 09/10/2026
My wife’s brain is less internet-poisoned than mine.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026
MASHUP of famous penny arcade and far side comics
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey look it's the libertarian currency that's entirely dependent on government action to gain value
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/08/2026
i'm not falling for that ATLANTIC ARTICLE. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 16/08/2026
I, for one, think it is cool how a broad swath of the national elite are openly spiraling and crashing out. That you can witness, in real time, the brains of trillionaires and politicians alike melt out of their ears from the radiation of the internet, substance abuse, power, and nihilism.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Highly usable post from last year
@weedle.bsky.social: Pete Hegseth is not going to remember his soldiers need food.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23/07/2026
Cacaodaemon
@samthielman.com
Joined Apr '23
Fighter
Bluesky Elder
Every news story is now "State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA)
where parishioners say they were
'blindsided."
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
would hogwarts hire a velociraptor? do you have to let a vampire inside your home - if he's your landlord? is a cop who fights crime as a werewolf by night technically a K9 unit who - deserves overtime? if they become partners, can they literally go anywhere and pull over whomever they want?
its some guy from the atlantic asking "What about a pro-life ethicist whose work argues that abortion is murder, and who believes that bodily autonomy arguments do not override moral duties to the fetus? Would they be hirable in any Gender Studies department at any elite (non-religious) university in America?"

at once an innocent philosophical hypothetical, its also a trenchant question that goes to the heart of actually existing conditions in american colleges and universities in the year 2026
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A very thin membrane separates an alternate universe where collectively surviving a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic made our society more compassionate and empathetic and our current one, where the most obnoxious and ignorant assholes of all time got a thousand times louder and more deranged
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
victory lapping on this one
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh okay. So Lutnick finally manages to close a diplomatic deal and everyone gets mad at him.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/07/2026
STEVENS: President Whitmore has no plan. BLITZER: President Whitmore, your rebuttal? WHITMORE: I killed the aliens.
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President Whitmore from Independence Day Debates His Challenger
STEVENS: President Whitmore has no plan. BLITZER: President Whitmore, your rebuttal? WHITMORE: I killed the aliens. 7/4/25
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Peanut the squirrel honor guard 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦 @lampsofgold.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
yet another instance of
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i think the dark chapter from american history that scooby doo is best suited to mention by name has got to be ruby ridge
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026
OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 11/06/2026
Weird men analyzing politics through the lens of the “HR lady” are mad their mom made them take diarrhea medicine
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 08/06/2026
“Jews aren’t safe in Mamdani’s New York” Jewish guy in Mamdani’s New York:
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/06/2026
a post of mine from november 13, 2024:

one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Ben Shapiro DESTROYS Daily Wire
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2026
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
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The Original “MJ” @mikejungman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I need to know who is in charge of naming colors and what their methodology is
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The last 10 years in a nutshell: Nazi: I’m a Nazi! Media: Outspoken Man Touts Unconventional Ideas Nazi: No, I’m just a Nazi. Media: Meet the Dapper White Nationalist Who— Nazi: No, seriously! I’m quoting Mein Kampf! I love Hitler! Media: Why Both Sides Have an Extremist Problem.
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃
Wendy O / Kootie-Pie Koopa and Milli VanilliMario, Luigi, Toad and Princess Toadstool
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Jennifer 🍄
@JenYetAgain@beige.party
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.

this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18 PM
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A consequence? In my United States? It’s more possible than you think!
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 14/05/2026
Spotted on Tumblr…
Screenshotted tweet:”If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting fir a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it gas more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.”
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
hawks will be like "you really believe in negotiating a joint comprehensive plan of action with Iran? that pales in comparison to my strategy, winning a war of regime change" and then not win a war of regime change
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We all have days like this
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Exactly one year ago today:
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Wendy Thurm @wendythurm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.
A series of posts from journalist Mark Chadbourn reporting on the acceptance speech of Péter Magyar after Hungarian elections:

Péter Magyar: "Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again."

Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 24m
Magyar's speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: "He's basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired."

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Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 22m
He's announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged.

Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 21m
Magyar: "No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions."

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Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 20m
Magyar says he's starting work with the EU and NATO immediately.
"The EU doesn't have to worry anymore."
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 12/04/2026
initially i thought it extremely inappropriate for jd vance to travel to another country and try to meddle in their elections and now i think he should go stump on behalf of every right wing reactionary party in europe, give him a special budget for it, i don't care, get him on the local news
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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The Original “MJ” @mikejungman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
You do not, under any circumstances, need to hand it to Iran’s AI slop videos
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The Original “MJ” @mikejungman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
My mom literally did this so it will always have a special place in my heart theonion.com/mom-just-cal...
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Mom Just Called To Make Sure You're Not Under That Dangling Crane
BOISE, ID—Calling to check on him for the fourth consecutive morning amid reports of the dangers posed by Hurricane Sandy, local mom Mary Canfield expressed relief Tuesday after learning her son in Ne...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23/03/2026
YOU: It must have been fun to go to a school with such a good basketball team. THE GUY WHO NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP ABOUT DUKE: Oh, I didn’t go to Duke. [Beat.] YOU: Are you from North Carolina? THE GUY WHO NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP ABOUT DUKE: Nope.
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The Relentless Madness of Short Existentialist Plays Starring You and Your Co-Workers
COWORKER: I’m already off to a bad start. How’s your bracket doing? YOU: Pretty good. I mostly went with whatever team was ranked higher and that was usually...
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.
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The Original “MJ” @mikejungman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Bookmark this one for the wild celebrations that are just around the corner for a certain someone
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The Original “MJ” @mikejungman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Put this deranged motherfucker in a straightjacket
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Jesse Eisinger @jeisinger.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.
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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Donald Trump can still be supreme leader of Iran if Mike Pence has the courage.
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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