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mike_br

@mikebr.bsky.social
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anime and chuuba liker, 30+ he/him fgo: 265,583,716 uma musume: 198 940 356 982 watch maid mint fantome

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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 14h
When the moon hits your eye With a big mecha guy Escaflowne
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's so crazy how Uncut Gems predicted the Average Guy
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mike_br @mikebr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
okay but i had hot dogs and Mac as a kid and that shit was good poor food
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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AiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
35 years ago on September 28, 1991, TV show 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' aired episode "Darmok"
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mike_br @mikebr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What idiot called them parasocial AI agents and not Scheming UNIX
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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RyougaSaotome @ryougasaotome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is a genre that i love deeply and i whole-heartedly believe that Tremors is one of the all-time greats of it. letterboxd.com/ryougasaotom... it's the kind of movie that i think should be studied in film school.
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A ★★★★★ review of Tremors (1990)
I genuinely thing this exists among the pantheon of all-time great creature features. It quite literally gets *everything* right. A charming cast of dumbasses, a completely handmade location that feel...
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Pecan-San🧟‍♂️🏷️ @pecansan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
She Is My Wife
ALT: She Is My Wife
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mike_br @mikebr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtu.be/OiqPmsBYieA?...
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UCB - Titular Line In Star Wars
YouTube video by feralzombie
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oh No Peach Got Kidnapped Again Guess You'll Have to be the Princess Now haha
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is no one having kids? GAS PRICES. Today it cost me over $100 to fill up my child
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mike_br @mikebr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they really need to find out who's behind this at the payment processors and Pay Them A Visit
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Aura・オーラ 🔞 @aurahack18.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and so, the overton window shifts once more
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mike_br @mikebr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The architect of his desires indeed
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Larkin Francis, PhD, MSW @mwfrancis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PLEASE ask me for my article! It's always a thrill to know that someone wants to read it, and I hate that knowledge is gatekept like this. Not only do we not get paid if you pay the fee, but we have to pay the journal thousands of dollars for the "privilege" of making it open-access (not paywalled)
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Tony @shintonty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 24/09/2026
Discord ban in the Philippines lasted for just one day because they forgot everyone including government agencies rely on it.
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Kris Moyse @krismoyse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Richard Harrison, everyone's favorite eyeliner-wearing, Garfield Phone-answering, Steamed Crabs-eating and sleeve rocket-launching Ninja, has passed away at 90. Thankyou for some of cinema's strangest, most entertaining & most enduring images. Rest well, Golden Ninja Warrior 🖤 #filmsky
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
Tumblr screenshot

(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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mike_br @mikebr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
woo 25k
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mike_br @mikebr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rightfully blocked for daring to ruin an s2000 like that
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This fucking guy should NEVER be president or anything else with power over others ever again, as I have been saying for YEARS, all the way back to when he cleared encampments of unhoused people personally with a fucking smile on his face. NO. NO WAY. NO.
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mike_br @mikebr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Buddy who do you think keeps the machinery of modern society functional behind the scenes
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
when i was younger i'd steal quarters out of the polybius cabinet at the arcade when the men in black were pulling their data readings from the machine & they didn't care
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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mike_br @mikebr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wrong language aside this won't hold a candle to Romeo+Juliet
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Miracle @miraclebutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is killing me dude, the vernacular has shifted too far.
Twitter screenshot:
Miracle: "Had the worst possible introduction to them as an SA Goon decades ago, took many years to learn what a good community looked like."
TallGayNerd:
"Wtf is a sexual assault goon?"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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stochastic friends @japari.net · 22/09/2026
Frame 2166/34441 from Kemono Friends Ep. 3
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(D-Mi) Evelyn Normielib

- Retired teacher 
- Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson
- “The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields”
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
at the toyota dealership asking them to bring out the trucks ISIS has with the guns on the back
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metta world war @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 20/09/2026
crazy next season for the "watch anime seasonally from 20 years ago" club
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mike_br @mikebr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
how the hell has apple not figured out how to port the apple watch to a new phone properly
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mike_br @mikebr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At the fruit stand
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mike_br @mikebr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh right the bart anime thing is tomorrow
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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葬送のフリーレン 公式 @frieren.websunday.net · 19/09/2026
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BabbyJaso @babbyjaso.shitpost.city · 19/09/2026
#remember
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Wool @miwol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
number 1 #ウマ娘 #umamusume
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Dave@Not-Convention Recovery @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
over on the mahjong feed, this banner for a jp porn video has the *exact* energy of an onion article's header photo
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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