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Zug Mikauk

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ً @zan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bomberman and Pommy
Edited Baku Bomberman 2 cover art that now says "Ur the bomb man"
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Zug Mikauk @mikauk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I dreamt of obtaining unregistered firearms and jolly heist-men
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DRAGON'S LAIR (1983)
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday.
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cover art I made for the Italian edition of Between Two Fires. Available to pre-order from Mercurio Books
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
breathe out a bit
psyduck floating in a lake at twilight, no text
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2026
See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete
jd vance standing weird like trump
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
After today the U.S. House of Representatives is off until after the midterm elections. That's a month and a half paid vacation.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
when ur group small but yall crazy
comic panel from the one with weird al in it showing weird al holding an accordion saying: "hit it boys!"
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ÆON FLUX (1991)
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Saying “Why I oughta!” when my doctor checks my prostate
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I’d like to propose a political test called “can you imagine this guy standing behind you in line?” where you choose a guy and if you can’t imagine them standing behind you in line they’re banished to an island for criminals
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Less skin doesn't make you less strong.
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
LOOK AT EM GO
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 01/09/2026
'GOOD GAMERS M' BY MOUSMINE.

Tristan is awoken by a Navi From Zelda alarm clock sitting atop a GameCube nightstand. He has been sleeping in a SNES Controller bed.
He gets up and toasts toast in a toaster that looks like a squished Game Boy. Impatiently, he looks at his Mario Coin-shaped watch.
Then, he moves to the living room, and vacuums the room with a vacuum cleaner that looks like a large Wii Remote + Nunchuk. There are Minecraft paintings on the walls, there is a Fire Flower lamp on the ceiling, a couch shaped like a GameCube controller, a question mark block side table, and a missing texture rug.
Finally, he gets some time to himself. On his Nintendo Switch shaped TV, he watches an infomercial where Vince Offer is selling ShamWow with a picture of a NES controller on it.
Tristan says "Holy SHIT", gets his phone out and starts to call the phone number on the TV.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can't relate to shows about a cool guy with a sense of justice who rights various wrongs. Our media should feature true heroes, titans of industry. Flabby middle aged guys who do fraud and post hateful memes online
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Walmart just received a $2.9 billion tariff refund, massively boosting the company's profits. Regular people paid the costs of tariffs by and large across America. But now corporations are getting huge checks from the government, while working people get nothing.
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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 20/08/2026
Political cartoon. File boxes filled with paper are stacked high. A shipping container is pictured next to the boxes. Two people stand next to it and one says, "Now they're secretly whisking him out of the Epstein files!"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"spreadsheet people"—please. they're called cellcels. put some respect on their name
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Flavors used to be infused but nowadays flavors are blasted. This is happening to society as well of course
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mitch McConnell 'absolutely refuses' to film a video, per Governor Andy Beshear
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Witness my Act and Deed", 1882 - Frank Paton, British (1855 - 1909)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i'm going to ram my car into god
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My mom always told me I was the product of a bene gesserit breeding program to make a white boy like spicy food but it turns out I’m bog standard
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woolly mammoth swings a giant log with its trunk as a display of aggression in front of a caveman. Panel 2: the mammoth smashes the log into little pieces against a stone wall. Panel 3: the caveman has his hands up and his head lowered. His face is one of placid forfeiture. Informational text next to the caveman reads: “Earliest record of the ‘say less’ hand gesture”
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
very scary to me that there are now 60-yo men who quote anchorman
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animal crossing pics @goj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Animal Crossing Wild World (2005) #acww
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I can’t wait to enter the consequence zone unlike my countrymen who cannot abide it
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sometimes you make a sandwich and think damn that is textbook
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
insane ergonomics in THE FLY
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