Reposted by Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan accountBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 5h 79718
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 12hI choose my words very carefully. The wrong words, but carefully chosen. 040
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 15hIn unrelated news, police say that whoever turned those horses into wasps is still at large and reports that the culprit has already been tried and executed are categorically false. 120
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 15hThis is a scheduled update on the ongoing situation in San Bernardino: everyone is still turned into an animal. 182
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 15hSorry if I replied to you or didn't reply to you earlier, that was the cold medicine talking or not talking. 020
Reposted by Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan accountrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 30/09/2026dog into seal, ocean of teal seal into dog, ocean of bog 051
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They're thinking seriously about turning all dogs into seals. They said it would solve a lot of society's problems. 4171
Reposted by Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan accountm @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026the august 2026 issue of Nervous has been added to my website mjjii.com/nervous 3729
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just don't trust the exploding head emoji. That's not what it looks like when someone's head spontaneously explodes. They know this. They don't want us to know this. Why? What's their game? 010
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You would have to be a fool to entrust your eternal salvation to someone who doesn't have hair like a cocker spaniel. 020
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I would be so good at gossip if I actually talked to people. 040
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They already invented time travel. Years ago. It turns out, the only thing you can use it for is assembling a movie cast of only actors who have a doctorate, though, so no one's really bothered. 170
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No, the lizard doesn't have a name. He's just a regular wild lizard. And it's taboo for humans to name him. 0102
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's alright that some of you don't believe that the first humans emerged full formed from a geode regurgitated by a large lizard in Utah. I have my doubts myself. 043
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That's a stupid question. If someone were "made of money", it would be immediately obvious from looking at them, whether it was bills or coins. And they wouldn't be talking in the first place. 060
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh no, I'm not falling for the old shark teeth in the breakfast cereal gag. Nice try. 030
Reposted by Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan accountNui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 25/09/2024No one ever talks about how Dianne Feinstein was secretly responsible for the creation of Two-Face. 012
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What are the 9 feature length IMAX commercials for multinational corporations that shaped who you are? 040
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They used to call swimming bathing, but they didn't call bathing swimming. That would have been stupid. 050
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Rodin's The Thinker isn't really ubiquitous in pop culture these days like it used to be, and little wonder after those tweets surfaced. 170
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There are people out there who want you to believe you can breathe candied orange peel. You cannot. 010
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They don't think you know how to make a roux. They're mocking the idea that you understand the basics of French cookery. 180
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was wrong about Gaijin Toronto. Nobody loves him. In fact, everybody hates him. If they even know about him. 000
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I would have thought that most of my posts would be about bezoars, but apparently none of them are. 020
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's quite common for people to struggle to be able to tell the difference between a human being and a bag clip with a little animal face on it. 180
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm a different person in private than I am in private. 050
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Some people used to have faces, but they've mostly worn off from being handled too many times. 030
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A merchant who sells babies is obviously a shady and untrustworthy character, but a merchant who is a baby inspires even less trust. 2100
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't think it is right to deceive monkeys about baked goods. 040
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't believe they should call it monkey bread. I believe that it is wrong to imply to monkeys that the bread is for them when it is not. 040
Reposted by Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan accountBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Collection: Veggie Handsome grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/77/#c... 39718
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When you're doing it right, it can take a while to post. First, you have to come up with an idea. That's just the start. Then you have to actually write it out. Then you have to roll two dice repeatedly until they show the same number and discard the post if that number is even. 031
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sometimes I get the impression that some of you don't even want to members of the tormented servitor class forced to build the Great Martian Pyramid and fed only scraps of stewed rancid meat from the corpses of your fallen comrades. 131
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Online has really ruined the reputation of trolls, who were before best known for their poorly-thought out hi-jinks and eating people. 070
Reposted by Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan accountJLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026I had to make this a jingle 162133544
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Cardboard is really all about the nutrients, isn't it? 060
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Having déjà vu about saying that all madness is space madness if you really think about it. Or maybe that's just the space madness talking. 061
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026youtube.comArabian Nights - Sabaku no Seirei Ou - CaveYouTube video by Super Nintendo / SNES Music 020
Reposted by Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan accountNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wishing for a ice cream treat and the monkey's paw can't think of a clever ironic backfire so it just kills my mom too 117616
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Actually, the #1 song in America right now is "Baby Merchant" from Cop Rock. 030
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Q. Silly question, but is your Dog Gua Sha® for dogs or humans? A. Not a silly question! Our Dog Gua Sha® is performed by dogs who have been specially trained to work on humans. 050
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When reading about any ship, if there's one question everyone wants to know the answer to it's was the ship featured in the 1967 film "Catalina Caper"? 040
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thank you, Wikipedia, for keeping it real. 130
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Someone unfollowed me. I can't say for sure it's because of my last post, but I will say that it would hardly be surprising given how little respect everyone these days has for the song "Sweet Georgia Brown". 030
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Back in 1925, the original recording of "Sweet Georgia Brown" spent 5 weeks at #1 on the US charts. But for its 100th anniversary last year, did everyone work together to make this happen again? No, they did not. Because society has fallen apart. 120
Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026On this day in 1492, the Countess of Warwick, who had been legally dead for almost 20 years, actually died. #lazy #whattookhersolong #procrastinator 020
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Plates licked clean, I began coyly. “I’m surprised you liked that so much. It had quite a bit of sage in it.” He sputtered. I rose.
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