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Micah

@micmizzy.bsky.social
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Either 100% serious, or the most sarcastic anyone has ever been. He/Him

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pleonasm @pleonasmical.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine being this thick. It doesn't even occur to her to actually process the words in question, because then she'd realize that same-sex bathrooms are the norm now. It's just a mishmash of buzzwords the right hates
Moderator, Kristen Soltis Anderson
Jennifer, you said “same-sex bathrooms.” Tell me more about why that comes to you.

Jennifer, 50, Republican, white, stay-at-home parent
That’s what he wants to do in schools. I’m totally against that.
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pleonasm @pleonasmical.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A new NYT focus group is out, and it's bound to be full of the same morons that are present in every NYT focus group, but because I love making fun of the median voter I'm going to be posting my thoughts on it
nytimes.com
Opinion | Paxton, Talarico and the Senate Race in Texas: 12 Voters Discuss
The group discusses the economy, the president and the U.S. Senate race in Texas.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026
"Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in history that loves us so much he can't even breathe" -- in extremely culty scene, Trump has his supporters pledge to him that they will vote, then tells them they will "go to hell" if they don't Here's the full sequence:
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wages of unionized workers are 13% higher than their nonunion counterparts. But unions also set a higher pay standard that all workers enjoy. In high-union-density states, median household income is $12,000 higher than in low-union-density states. This is why unions are vital.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-…
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Food companies wanted deregulation. Now there are dozens of recalls across the country. Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high. Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record. Noticing a pattern?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on.
There have been more school shootings in the 2026-2027 school year (which started last week) than there are transgender athletes competing. This is a nothing issue pushed by nothing people while the rich continue to rob us blind.
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
Kamala Harris Zoom call with the words Be "Ruthless"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/08/2026
Sex Talk Devolves Into Dad Rambling About Bo Jackson theonion.com/sex-talk-devolves-into…
Sex Talk Devolves Into Dad Rambling About Bo Jackson
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
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God @thegodshow.com · 30/07/2026
You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.
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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
applying to a million jobs where I’m immediately rejected for not having the exact required experience then every day multiple times a day seeing the leaders of our nation and the heads of very important departments do the stupidest shit does NOT make me feel insane why do you ask
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I think it's good that Mamdani is Just Doing Stuff but more people gotta realize that it is not a matter of Will or motivation or whatever but because the NYC Mayor, as an office, is one of the uniquely powerful individual offices you can hold in the United States (seriously)
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The cyclospora outbreak has reached 7,400 cases across 9 states. The FDA just recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,300 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 24/07/2026
We found that the sepsis rate in second-trimester pregnancy loss hospitalizations increased by more than 50% under Texas’ abortion ban. Here’s how we did our analysis. (Published Feb. 2025)
propublica.org
Texas Won’t Study How Its Abortion Ban Impacts Women, So We Did
Since Texas banned abortion, no one has studied the statewide effects on pregnant women experiencing complications. Here’s how we sifted through data on millions of pregnancy hospitalizations and anal...
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/07/2026
Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Five corporations control 90% of the US media market. Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. The evidence of corporate consolidation is everywhere. It means more power for them and less freedom for you.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride 🌈
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 27/05/2026
The Squamish people of what is now Vancouver were illegally dispossessed of their land 100 years ago. They sued, got the land back, and used their sovereignty to ignore local zoning and build 6,000 new homes over the loud objections of nearby wealthy NIMBYs. Now other tribes are getting in the game.
Construction photo of the Sen̓áḵw housing project in Vancouver, British Columbia.
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but an economy controlled by a handful of oligarchs isn't a "free market."
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Large Johnson @flytyingguy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
We are in a recession caused by by policies and people the über wealthy supported. Maybe it’s time to get rid of the über wealthy.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Knowledge Fight was and remains one of the all-time great podcasts. It is the rarest kind of thing: a show that entertains while having a real-life impact. Dan and Jordan helped defang and neuter elements of a powerful propaganda network. Excited to see what both do next.
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Human Rights Campaign @hrc.org · 02/05/2026
Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house
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Steve Held @peoplesfabric.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Another person has died in ICE custody. 33-year-old Denny Adán González died on Tuesday in Georgia. Authorities claim he died by suicide. González is the 18th person to die in ICE custody this year—this is also the 18th week of 2026.
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Cuban immigrant dies in Georgia detention center, ICE tells Congress
Denny Adán González, 33, whose death is being investigated as suicide, is 18th person to die in ICE custody this year
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James Downie @jamescdownie.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
There's no other way to say it: This AP-NORC poll is atrocious for Trump. – Overall: 33-67 – Immigration: 40-59 – Iran: 32-67 – Economy: 30-70 – Cost of living: 23(!)-76 37% of Republicans disapprove of his handling of the economy, 47% disapprove on cost of living. apnorc.org/projects/few...
"Few approve of how Donald Trump is handling the cost of living"

– Overall: 33-67
– Immigration: 40-59
– Iran: 32-67
– Economy: 30-70
– Cost of living: 23(!)-76

"The nationwide poll was conducted April 16-20, 2026 using the AmeriSpeak® Panel, the probability-based panel of NORC at the University of Chicago. Online and telephone interviews using landlines and cell phones were conducted with 2,596 adults. The overall margin of sampling error is +/- 3.4 percentage points."
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
There is a candidate speaking truth to power in the NH Congressional Senate race. I sat down to talk with her about her path to victory, policies that make sure everyone gets a fair shake, and how she is fighting to get corporate and PAC spending out of politics.
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Meet Karishma Manzur The Progressive Taking The Fight To Establishment Dems In DC
YouTube video by Riverboat Jack
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-coul…
Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough
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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...
At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours
By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We are so far beyond even Teapot Dome levels of "government captured by private industry" in this country, and Democrats genuinely seem to believe their unpopularity is driven by being too nice to trans people, instead of being driven by their screamingly obvious hypocrisy about this.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2026
Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Hanger theonion.com/man-torn-over-which-sh…
Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Hanger

Area Resident Considers Pros, Cons Of Each Garment
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We all have days like this
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 09/04/2026
This post is still live on X.
Stephen Miller tweet from 11/4/24: "If young men don’t want to be drafted to fight in Kamala’s and Cheney’s 3rd World War they better get out and vote for Trump."
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Failing New York Times and Fake News CNN each reported a totally FAKE TEN POINT PLAN on the Iran negotiations which was meant to discredit the people involved in the peace process. All ten points were a made up HOAX - EVIL LOSERS!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy but because you've seen the other shit this country spends tax money on. At least going to the moon is cool.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 26/03/2026
The IOC has announced a trans and intersex athlete ban requiring an invasive SRY genetic test for female athletes. In the 20+ years trans women were eligible, only one ever competed and none ever medaled. This is solving for a problem that doesn't exist. www.nbcnews.com/sports/olymp...
nbcnews.com
Transgender women banned from Olympics by new IOC policy
The new policy limits eligibility in women’s events to biological females based on genetic screening beginning at the 2028 Games.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The Delta Airlines hub in Atlanta has suspended stand-alone specialty services for members of Congress until the Republican Party's TSA funding crisis is resolved. This needs to be every airline and every airport. Congress can wait in line with the rest of us.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
🎵 Carry on my based milk son 🎵
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Uhhhh.....
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Lewis Lehe @lewislehe.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
polls are unnecessary if the median voter is the candidate
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This administration is committing Watergate level crimes multiple times per week—and those are the ones we know about. It’s crazy to think about what else will come out after. It’s absolutely essential these criminals are held responsible for their crimes. We must end elite impunity.
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