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Michael

@michael-m.bsky.social
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Mostly bollocks about Arsenal. Or shoehorning Simpsons quotes in wherever I can.

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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Carrick is going to get sacked but will leave United with one game per week from January onwards. An ex-player will take over and oversee a marked improvement with one game per week. They'll get the job permanently off the back of it. Wonder how next season goes.
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man the sky commentators sound fucking livid that a 16 year old scored a great goal
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James Benge @jamesbenge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ooooft
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Feel like Villa were totally rattled by the end there. Lovely stuff
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James Benge @jamesbenge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Seemingly stressful 1-0 win where David Raya doesn’t have a save to make. Welcome back old friend.
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James Benge @jamesbenge.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When I read this, I thought: "you are pulling my plonker, mate" But, he is bang on. I never knew this.
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Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I want people named and fired.
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Fuck off
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Surely can't be a real quote!
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thank fuck for that
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fucking yes, Wayne
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is the worst thing I've ever seen on a football field, and I saw quite a bit of Gervinho
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Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @tim-stillman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Words cannot describe how hot my head is that Saka and Rice are still on here.
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Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Something refreshingly “England” about that defeat but it was so avoidable. Definitely rode our luck at times but dropping that deep with 30+ minutes to play was only ever ending one way - and Tuchel did nothing to stem that tide. Tonight falls squarely on him and he will know it.
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is entirely Tuchel's fault, pathetic since going a goal up. Passive, invited Argentina on.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The best news is the semi-final is on the BBC so we don't have to listen to Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon again.
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Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When this Switzerland- Colombia match eventually ends, let us pour salt on the grass, lock up the stadium and never return here again. This is a cursed place.
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ooff those last two goals
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Really great that there's still a place for the gentleman amateur in major sports
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 06/07/2026
Declan Rice is gonna come back to Arsenal with IKEA assembly instructions
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fucks sake
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Graham Ruthven @grahamruthven.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ricardo Pepi
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
FIFA are fucking gross
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh. With thanks to @migueldelaney.bsky.social for the heads-up.
A Truth Social post by Donald Trump, reading: "Thank you to Fifa for doing what was right and reversing a great jnjustice! Presudent DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Dancing On My Own really is just one of the all time great songs
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Please! Disparaging the kangaroo is a bootable offence!
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The anyway here is incredible
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is just lovely
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Brook needs to be a million miles away from the test captaincy. Has absolutely 0 tactical brain
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Standard Wednesday night when we grew up in Essex
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Austria-Argentina is a top-tier "just to be clear, what exactly did your great-grandfather do for work" game
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 15/06/2026
Absolutely mental
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It immediately cheered me up seeing a fan of the small club pop up in my timeline gloating. There's a parade in North London tomorrow, and it ain't for finishing 17th.
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Can't fucking wait for gambling adverts to be made illegal
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Same energy.

Manchester United
@ManUtd
David Moyes says #mufc must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances and defending.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 24/05/2026
FUCK YEAH! CHAMPIONS 2025-26 ❤️🏆
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@AAllenSport @aallensport.arseblog.com · 23/05/2026
Mad how the weather got nice the moment Arsenal won the league. All that boiled piss has evaporated the clouds.
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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Stay humble.
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Beamer (aka FreeLoadingScum) @beamer666.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Not quite now but earlier. He’s no doubt refilling numerous bottles with his tears ❤️
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 18/05/2026
enormous bournmouth fan me, "come on you cherries", i am always saying
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Michael @michael-m.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Christ City please just drop points tomorrow. My poor heart.
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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Can’t believe no one has uploaded this to BlueSky (that I could find, anyway), but thanks to Popbitch for the heads-up. If you ever wondered what ex-Children’s BBC presenter Simon Parkin is up to these days … (sound on, swearing, etc):
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Andy Dawson @andydawson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Burnham's in London?
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Loyd's Angry Move in Military Uniform
ALT: Loyd's Angry Move in Military Uniform
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 10/05/2026
The only surprise for me is that Shay Given hasn’t compared this decision to the holocaust like he usually does.
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