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CookPassTim

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I wouldn’t change one stupid decision For another 5 years of life.

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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 8h
Liam Gallagher’s have finally written good lyrics
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still want City to win the league ahead of Arsenal
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know, fans could re-embrace Sweet Caroline but with the chorus changed to Free Palestine.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enraged Wordle 1,926 6/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All the new Jamie T is fucking great, and we need some fucking great right now
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cry more you shitty ginger loser.
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trumpet noise
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stop with the RDZ out shit you silly nonces
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’re in a shit load of trouble
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man, gonna be a long old 3 weeks
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was our best disallowed goal this season though
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just off to McDonalds to reenact Falling Down
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Come on VAR. Sort that out
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just wanted a goal, couldn’t let myself hope for 2
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Savio today has a higher XG than the Thomas Frank era
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What the fuck?
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pedro walked off so should be back for February
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Football is class innit?
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never scoring in the league lads and lasses
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kulu might play for Spurs again
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I see Danny Tommo and Tommy Robinson (and let’s be real: reform) have forced the Portsmouth RNLI volunteers to close their service. Sincerely hope nobody with an agreeable skin colour to them gets in any trouble at sea.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Think I’m 4th in the COYSky Fantasy League. (In teams not using Arsenal players) ((The real teams))
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s called Jamie O’Hara btw
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t advocate using the armed forces to settle disagreements but I think we should probably bomb this Piddington country.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
got beaten by settled players that can finish. we'll be ok next year
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Man, my irrational hatred of Ed Sheran certainly worked out
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore wore a big nose costume once so all those tens of thousands of civilians that got bombed into the mud had it coming.
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First half hour yesterday was the best football I’ve seen at the stadium for ages. Same people who didn’t have the mental fortitude for a relegation scrap don’t have it for a transitional season. It’s not there yet but at some point it’ll click and we’ll be fine #COYS
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Brennan Johnson. We really made big bank on that loser
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just so you know. Your hot take is a runny poo. Spurs will be fine
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gonna log off before I get into it with podcasters
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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
River Phoenix 1993
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fernandes better never get injured man
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pleased to see Lucas has a release clause at Spurs now
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ngl, this was a wild ride Wordle 1,910 4/6 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hahahaa
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy Kirkiversary to all that celebrate.
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Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 09/09/2026
Big game tonight for Arsenle.
An email from Arsenal Football Club entitled 'It starts in Napels.'
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 09/09/2026
hahaha holy shit
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hear Tel two-footed him
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Where’s the women and children? Deport.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Danny Tommo vs The Daily Mail fight to the death. Who loses?
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Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
ALT: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mudrik can’t fuck up his paper thin reputation if he’s injured. Smart move.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trump is a Liverpool fan I see?
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This dude from Guess Who has shagged his Mum
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