CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Still want City to win the league ahead of Arsenal 290
Reposted by CookPassTimJ Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You know, fans could re-embrace Sweet Caroline but with the chorus changed to Free Palestine. 041
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Enraged Wordle 1,926 6/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 020
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026All the new Jamie T is fucking great, and we need some fucking great right now 100
Reposted by CookPassTimMillions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover 31995332
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I just wanted a goal, couldn’t let myself hope for 2 110
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Savio today has a higher XG than the Thomas Frank era 0100
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I see Danny Tommo and Tommy Robinson (and let’s be real: reform) have forced the Portsmouth RNLI volunteers to close their service. Sincerely hope nobody with an agreeable skin colour to them gets in any trouble at sea. 120
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Think I’m 4th in the COYSky Fantasy League. (In teams not using Arsenal players) ((The real teams)) 261
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don’t advocate using the armed forces to settle disagreements but I think we should probably bomb this Piddington country. 100
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026got beaten by settled players that can finish. we'll be ok next year 130
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Man, my irrational hatred of Ed Sheran certainly worked out 060
Reposted by CookPassTimLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Macklemore wore a big nose costume once so all those tens of thousands of civilians that got bombed into the mud had it coming. 312611
Reposted by CookPassTimJoe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026First half hour yesterday was the best football I’ve seen at the stadium for ages. Same people who didn’t have the mental fortitude for a relegation scrap don’t have it for a transitional season. It’s not there yet but at some point it’ll click and we’ll be fine #COYS 10955
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Brennan Johnson. We really made big bank on that loser 010
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just so you know. Your hot take is a runny poo. Spurs will be fine 2170
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Gonna log off before I get into it with podcasters 080
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Pleased to see Lucas has a release clause at Spurs now 100
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ngl, this was a wild ride Wordle 1,910 4/6 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 020
Reposted by CookPassTimMatthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 09/09/2026Big game tonight for Arsenle. 2132
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Danny Tommo vs The Daily Mail fight to the death. Who loses?static.klipy.comWhy Not Both? The Iconic MemeALT: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme 050
CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Mudrik can’t fuck up his paper thin reputation if he’s injured. Smart move. 100