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Andy Kelly

@goonerak.bsky.social
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Unbearable fan and unofficial club historian of the Premier League champions. Undignified weirdo. Website: The Arsenal Collection.

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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 7h
Seeing as we're still in the interlull, I can thoroughly recommend the @gunsandribbons.bsky.social chat with Ian Allinson if you have some free time and want some fantastic Arsenal content. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_70G...
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Episode 361 - An Evening with Ian Allinson
YouTube video by Guns and Yellow Ribbons
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 7h
Arsenal birthdays for 1st October: 1868 - Charles Peachey (1891 - 1892 no photo) 1870 - David Howat (1889 - 1896) 1871 - Albert Titlow (1901 - 1910 director) 1886 - Norman Chisholm (1907 - 1910) 1889 - George Ford (1912 - 1915) 1913 - Reg Trim (1933 - 1937)
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 8h
Pinch, punch, first of the month. No returns.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 20h
Jimmy Savile ran lots of marathons to raise money for Stoke Mandeville hospital. Just sayin'.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In other words: "I was in on it all and City have paid me to keep shtum" www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Man City: Pep Guardiola gives backing to club he managed after guilty verdicts
Former manager Pep Guardiola says he will "always" be behind Manchester City after they were found guilty of all charges related to breaches of the Premier League's financial rules.
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Phillip Reeves @gooner1976.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Andy forgot Phillip Reeves, 1976-Present.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Arsenal birthdays for 30th September: 1882 - Langham Reed (1928 - 1934 director) 1940 - Jackie Scurr (1959 - 1961) 1972 - Matt Joseph (1987 - 1992) 1978 - Jason Crowe (1994 - 1999) 1981 - Gary McSeveney (1997 - 1998) 1982 - Ben Chorley (1998 - 2003)
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It comes to something when you're more likely to believe the Iranians.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
25th September Mansour: How can we deflect the media attention away from us? Mubarak: I know these five guys from London...
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another one who has quaffed the Kool-Aid from the cheaters' cup.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On top of the ~£900m of disguised sponsorship deals, Manchester City's owner loaned them over £1bn which was converted into shares in 2013. Effectively this was a gift to the club as those loans were not paid back to the owner from the club. Mansour has really distanced himself from all of this.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But it's all Arsenal's fault.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Arsenal birthdays for 29th September: 1889 - Stephen Stonley (1913 - 1914) 1935 - Brian McGreevey (1954 - 1957) 1937 - John Miller (1954 - 1956 no photo) 1956 - Wilf Rostron (1972 - 1977) 1983 - Ryan Garry (1998 - 2004) 1984 - Per Mertesacker (2011 - 2018, 2018 - 2026 head of academy)
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And another thing. Mancheater City were investigated over breaches between 2009 and 2018. Did they continue breaching the financial rules after 2018 because they got away with the UEFA investigation?
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A reminder that this has to be signed by every Premier League club chairman at the start of every season.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Arsenal birthdays for 28th September: 1903 - Robert Dalrymple (1922 no photo) 1925 - Roy Wilcox (1947 no photo) 1935 - Ernest Beeson (1954 - 1955 no photo) 1941 - Tommy Kinsella (1962 - 1963) 1955 - Lawrie Madden (1971 - 1975) 1969 - Danny Esqulant (1985 - 1989)
Tommy KinsellaLawrie MaddenDanny Esqulant
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Be funny if turns out they're just filming the next series of Trigger Point in and around Fairford today.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Arsenal birthdays for 27th September: 1920 - Les Strowger (1946 no photo) 1927 - Ernie Stanley (1945 - 1951) 1930 - Terry Davies (1950 - 1952 no photo) 1945 - John Hoslgrove (1961 - 1962) 1966 - Siggi Jonsson (1989 - 1992) 1986 - Chris Wright (2001 - 2005)
Ernie StanleyJohn HolsgroveSiggi JonssonChris Wright
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The cost of the tickets is eye-watering enough, but £62.20 service fee!!! FFS
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apparently Tommy Robinson has set up a gofundme page for Manchester City.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arsenal birthdays for 26th September: 1914 - George Paterson (1946 guest) 1919 - Jim Blakeney (1938 - 1947 no photo) 1922 - Les Henley (1938 - 1946) 1935 - Ken Dixon (1954 - 1957 no photo) 1952 - George Wood (1980 - 1983) 1958 - Kenny Sansom (1980 - 1988) 1972 - Steve Clements (1988 - 1992)
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Even the Palace fans are cucking for poor old Man C114y.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let's not forget that before FFP, both Chelsea and Man City were given over £1bn of unearned cash by their owners to spend on players BUT that wasn't enough for them. They then had to cheat as well.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man C114y are currently 3/1 to win the PL title and also 3/1 to be relegated.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
25/09/26: Man City email appeal to PL 08/10/26: Man City email PL asking if they got their email 10/10/26: PL email Man City: "Just noticed your emails in spam folder. Too late for appeal now. Soz."
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This wasn't the first time that Man C114y had directors banned for financial irregularities. It also happened in 1904. They're going for a hat-trick of chairmen being banned for life. It's in their DNA.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A reminder that the last time that Man C115y were last found guilty of a shitload of illegal payments (whadda ya mean ya didn't know?) they were forced to sell their entire squad of players, and the manager, chairmen and directors were all banned from the game for varying lengths of time.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bet the stabby boat bloke is a bit pissed off that he's out of the headlines. Excellent timing from the Premier League.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've had this in my drafts for a long, long time.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Arsenal birthdays for 25th September: 1888 - Leslie Calder (1911 - 1913) 1916 - Joe Bacuzzi (1933, 1945 guest) 1932 - Dennis Hall (1949 - 1954) 1956 - Jacob Cohen (1980) 1973 - Paul Read (1990 - 1996) 1974 - Nicky Rust (1990 - 1993) 1986 - Jamie O'Hara 😱 (2001 - 2003) 2005 - Luis Brown (2021 - 2024)
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some of the turkeys will still vote for Christmas. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwfo...
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Arsenal birthdays for 24th September: 1908 - Eddie Hapgood (1927 - 1945) 1930 - Fred Lawson (1948 - 1950) 1930 - Sid Wilson (1951 - 1952 no photo) 1965 - Anders Limpar (1990 - 1994, 1997) 1975 - Matthew Rose (1992 - 1997) 1987 - Matthew Connolly (2003 - 2008) 2008 - Jack Talbot (2023 - )
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The lyrics are still relevant today, 35 years on. The only difference is that Television has been replaced by Facebook and X.
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#madmagazine
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Arsenal birthdays for 23rd September: 1895 - Joe North (1919 - 1922) 1936 - George Eastham (1960 - 1966) 1936 - Alan Leeper (1956) 1942 - Len Sausse (1961 no photo) 1983 - Dan Hollington (1999 - 2002) 1987 - TJ Moncur (2003 - 2004) 1992 - Oguzhan Ozyakup (2008 - 2012)
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
About 10 years ago a good friend sent me an animation of the changes to Lords cricket ground over its history. youtu.be/OqTuKsWBl-g?... I thought it would be great if there was something similar for Highbury. AI has now made it possible. But... www.instagram.com/reel/DdlzxKV...
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arch_ai_studio on Instagram: "Highbury: 114 years in 70 secondsVideo edited with @capcutapp for desktop. Nano Banana Pro for frame generation, Veo 3 and Omni Fla…"
Highbury: 114 years in 70 secondsVideo edited with @capcutapp for desktop. Nano Banana Pro for frame generation, Veo 3 and Omni Flash for video.My first work as part of the CapCut Creative Partner Programme
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We're now at a stage where there are so many entitled dickheads out there who think they are representing the vast majority of the country when they're actually living in a very small echo chamber. A massive downside of the Internet.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Arsenal birthdays for 22nd September: 1891 - Charlie Buchan (1909 - 1910, 1925 - 1928) 1933 - Dave Smith (1971 - 1974 coach) 1937 - Roy Goulden (1953 - 1961) 1970 - Emmanuel Petit (1997 - 2000, 2006) 1997 - Aaron Eyoma (2013 - 2018)
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Arsenal birthdays for 21st September: 1884 - Billy Hibbert (1916 guest) 1905 - Thomas Wells (1924 - 1927) 1916 - John Forder (1935 - 1936 no photo) 1920 - George Capon (1947 no photo) 1979 - Julian Gray (1995 - 2000) 1983 - Alex Bailey (1998 - 2004)
Billy HerbertThomas WellsJulian GrayAlex Bailey
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The new yellow box junction at McDonald's in Hertford is struggling today.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Arsenal birthdays for 20th September: 1940 - Malcolm Leigh (1956 - 1957 no photo) 1946 - Roy Pack (1962 - 1966) 1967 - Pat Dolan (1984 - 1986) 1983 - Paul Hayes (1999) 1995 - Rob Holding (2016 - 2023) 1995 - Austin Lipman (2011 - 2015) 2004 - Tino Quamina (2021 - 2023)
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They've been lucky for the last two seasons that there have been three really poor teams in the PL that have kept them up. Not this season.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Arsenal's under 18s just beat Norwich City 5-1. Hardly surprising with this team.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Nelson Muntz's Iconic 'Ha Ha!' Laugh
ALT: Nelson Muntz's Iconic 'Ha Ha!' Laugh
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Arsenal birthdays for 19th September: 1910 - Ronnie Westcott (1935 - 1936) 1930 - Geoff Hamm (1948 - 1951) 1937 - Geoff Strong (1957 - 1964) 1951 - John Buchanan (1969) 1957 - Wayne Goldthorpe (1977) 1963 - David Seaman (1990 - 2003, 2006)
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