jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 14hThe prosecutors, judges and police are all accomplices to abuse and deserve the same fate 030
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m not reading any more about the Cornell rape case. I’ve seen enough. I hope those assholes don’t live to see another sunrise tbh 040
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026These freaks think AI is going to protect them from our exceedingly well armed populace and I can hardly wait for them to find out otherwise 131
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What mainstream voters want: •a bipartisan committee to explore the effects of drinkin’ jack all by oneself •fund research on preventing cowboys from finding a way to leave 030
Reposted by jessSt. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Choosin’ Texas? No way, that’s where all my exes live 913513
Reposted by jessstuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I am finally 50 to possibly 70% less unemployed but the stretch between my job offer and signing a contract and "actually getting paid" is long enough to cause real problems so any help is appreciated 11314
Reposted by jessCarl Bovis @carlbovisnature.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm not offended, I find this hilarious! 🤣🤣 4840649
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There’s video of that English chud damaging an RNLI boat and the replies are all “he should be in jail” and there should be legal consequences” etc. No. He should be keelhauled. 120
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If only journalists would ask a subject matter expert about this (or countless other things) instead of just buying into the techbro assumption that they’re experts at everything 020
Reposted by jessJoe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We can simulate fish schools or ants in ways that solve complex problems (gradient detection, bridge building, nest selection) but no one would create this weird soul/no-soul dichotomy to argue they these that multi-agent swarms of extremely simple rules are “thinking”. 14505169
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is very sweet but also give me that apple cake right now 030
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This wouldn’t be for foreign invaders. This would be for us. 141
Reposted by jessDuncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When I saved this pic two years ago no one could have known that this combo would actually make sense very soon 042
Reposted by jessFriendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sing us a song youre the tianoman 092
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s too bad a civil suit can’t result in the death penalty 010
Reposted by jess𝒰𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝐻𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓇 @latenightnelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mitch McConnell disappears for three months, randomly makes a public appearance yesterday and Dancing with the Stars starts today? I see you playboy 041
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Use of the word “doughy” has to be up about 1000% in the last couple days 160
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 15/09/202613 skeet thread, I ain’t reading all that but I assume the idea of giving us something to vote for rather than against is ignored as usual 061
Reposted by jessRyan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026News organizations are still doing that democracy dies in darkness please give us money thing ten years later even though their coverage is like the president just signed an executive order ending women’s suffrage here’s what that could mean for the midterms 041
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They probably be better off if Harald Hardrada had prevailed 131
Reposted by jessAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026El-Sayed on Mike Rogers being at Trumpapalooza: "I guess if daddy asks for a hug, you gotta go give him a hug even if it's in Dallas" 191309183
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 11/09/2026On the topic of dirty and poor, vegetables are contaminated now and they’re telling us to substitute offal for beef 000
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You can’t recall a senator so you’re just going to have to think outside the box if you want him gone 120
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Abdul gotta post some thirst traps, republicans can’t resist a swole Muslim 020
Reposted by jessleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026scientist (writing in a little notebook): aha... continued.. ai usage... impairs... reading comprehension 471241
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Damn I’m stuck at water and coffee or tea. What should I add? G&T? 000
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Never thought I’d be the one to defend a doctor talking down to a patient, but here I am. Sometimes people get talked to like they’re stupid because the doc (or nurse, PA, etc) has heard the same rock stupid argument from a dozen other people and they are human! 2201
Reposted by jessAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026[cop that just spent his entire six hour shift using flock cameras to stalk the 17 year old high school junior he saw pumping gas next to him this morning]: alright mark have a great labor day, stay safe brotha 6894144
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It isn’t a protest when you don’t have signs or speakers or any way to convey what you’re agitating for or against 010
Reposted by jessEamonn Sweeney @sweeneyagonistes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"Police are observing for now." The bravery evident when they're manhandling old women at Palestine protests is conspicuous by its absence. 21692220
Reposted by jessKait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 25/08/2026“Neither right nor left” never fails as an indicator of the far right. 0273
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Here’s a news story about it. Sounds pretty fucking annoying, just like will stancil www.wxyz.com/news/voices/...wxyz.comNeighbors say noise from Michigan data center is 24/7 and upending their livesOne Michigan community has been experiencing the reality of a data center next door for a couple of years now, and they say the sound has changed their lives. 021
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Smugly showing this tweet to people who can’t afford to get needed healthcare despite having insurance and a job 120
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Voters once again reject lukewarm mealy mouth centrist bullshit. Surely now the democrats will reckon with that, right? 050
