jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 12hThey’d be like 250+ years old if they weren’t so what’s your point 100
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 12hIt’s far from the worst thing this administration has done, but someone should answer for ever allowing Rubio to feel like a tough guy 130
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 22hIn these troubled times it’s important to stop and appreciate the small blessings. A rainstorm in the mountains in autumn, ruby crowned kinglets returning to North Carolina, the plaintive cry of a fleeced crypto investor 040
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Avoid because they’re owned by assholes: Trenary Toast Cafe and Cruisin Coffee Huron Mountain Bakery is very good, but I heard a rumor that the owner had employees dump bleach in the dumpster so homeless people wouldn’t eat out of it. Can’t say if it’s true or not 000
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Abdul and AOC should visit 1. 231 West for coffee and sweets, or Midtown in Negaunee 2. Provisions or the Vierling for whitefish 3. Peter White Library 4. Preque Isle for leaf peeping (Sugarloaf Mountain or Hogback would be better but you probably don’t have time) 5. Blackrocks if you like beer 110
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026We’re getting some Isaias rain. It’s cool and the creek is up 110
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I laughed so hard but also I want them to put her dad in prison 120
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comVeronica Mars Says 'You're Gross' - Season 4ALT: Veronica Mars Says 'You're Gross' - Season 4 020
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026But what if he’s not actually the shooter and something happens to him because he’s been misidentified, you ask? Who fuckin cares 020
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This is the guy who shot a man in NYC today, and assaulted a pregnant woman in Minnesota 120
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You’re allowed to hold flags here. Whatever kind you want. 4150
Reposted by jessBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just a reminder to Blue Wavers that this is how you sound when you say Red States 'deserve what they voted for'. 2742583
Reposted by jesstoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just realized I never posted all of this because I was too tired to write alt text for all of it. I'll do that soon 0454
Reposted by jesstoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 191114793124
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I straight up am not interested in reading another post about megyn kelly unless it contains the words “died tragically” 1110
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m not picky about what kind of weapon he gets killed by 150
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A British prison used it for “not on normal courtyard exercise”. The nonce prisoners tended to be pedophiles 000
Reposted by jesswoe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026senator shithead: on one april morning in 2010, did you or did you not catch a man in a conical hat juggling cutlery in your kitchen, causing him to drop the objects and flee? jack smith: i have no recollection of ever seeing such a phenomenon, no senator shithead: you are a sick son of a bitch 041
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There’s one in Asheville called Jack of the Woods but I haven’t been there yet. I’ll report back 110
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fuckin kids are too weak to just let their broken bones heal crooked 000
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If I win the powerball I’m going to start a foundation that gives free guns to women whose men need shootin 110
Reposted by jessTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120543123
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Born to be a backdoor man youtu.be/G1lrxoTc7i0?...youtu.beThe Allman Brothers Band One Way Out At Fillmore East 1971 HQYouTube video by :Acid rock: 000
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Vincent D’onofrio tweeting about showing a pig the stars 0880
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“tcot” is like “nonce”, an acronym that becomes synonymous with “pedophile” 1130
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think of vape wife guy often. I hope his wife left him but kept his balls as a souvenir 0110
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think this tweet was written with dumb bitches like you in mind 000
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh you did your hair today and it actually looks nice? How about after you sweat profusely for no reason at all? 010
jess @messyjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m a recent hot flash sufferer, can confirm it sucks shit 240
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
