Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 13hIt’s gonna be real fun explaining to students the economic bubble propped up on lies that a technology might destroy the world invented by a loser and popularized in his Harry Potter fanfic. 2232
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanGautam Kamath @gautamkamath.com · 16/09/2026Nihar Shah did a heroic experiment for TMLR: he spent 20-25 hours over two weeks interviewing authors of seemingly low-quality submissions about their own papers. He confirmed what we all suspected: people submitting these papers have *no idea* what is going on in them. 5293117
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 16hGreat to see rate limiting at arXiv. A much needed friction. 0110
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Because it keeps popping up in AI articles, “Cure for cancer” is a pretty good indicator that someone knows fuck all about biology. At minimum both should be plural! 24612
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🚨🚨🚨“AI Researcher”🚨🚨🚨 Translates fairly reliably to “person with more coefficient giving money then expertise” 3141
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just reviewed a paper with many typos in it and ample use of em-dash. I realized I can use em-dashes again---I love them---if I just dont check my work for typos. 2210
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanKevin O’Neill @kevingoneill.github.io · 02/10/2026there is a reason that when we started a grad student methods meeting at Duke, one of our first posts was this fantastic tutorial on GitHub Pages by @khoudary.bsky.social it’s easier than you think! dibsmethodsmeetings.github.io/academic-web...dibsmethodsmeetings.github.ioHow To Build a Free Academic Websitewith Jekyll and GitHub pages! 2152
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanWill Lowe @conjugateprior.org · 01/10/2026If I recall the polisci literature this one of the more plausible theories of lobbying generally: lobbyists aren't there to change minds and generally don't. They're there to provide arguments and data to motivate doing you wanted to do to start with. 061
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is, more or less, how industry influence works in science. Just find the scientists who earnestly align with your interests and let them do their own thing. They’re not “on the take” but it just so happens what they wanted to do anyway is easy to fund. 2245
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just to put a fine point on it, we add like a teaspoon of baking soda to the fishy euthanasia water so it forms a ph buffer and doesn’t burn their gills. After they’re unconscious, they go into a bag of the stuff (so they won’t wake up) and into the freezer (to ensure death and store for disposal). 1113
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A grim feature of the death penalty in the US is that it *cannot* be performed by medical professionals, because they're obliged to do no harm. Not only is it randos, but drugs used in MAID aren't generally available because it's a bad look for pharma companies for a *very* niche market. 3219
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This roller coaster of a year marks fifteen(!!) married the coolest, kindest person on earth. 2470
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanKieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 01/10/2026RIP to everyone’s favorite p<0.05 factory 120837
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don’t let the doomer/boomer cults become a partisan sticking point. 171
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanNathalie Maréchal, PhD @nathaliemarechal.net · 01/10/2026I absolutely know who needs to hear this, though I won’t name names. Progressive orgs need to stop pretending that “AGI” and “x-risk” are ideas to take seriously. No one is building a computer god that could go rogue and turn us into paper clips. 721272
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Believe it or not, a lot of people do not have to-do lists. And the the lists many of them have are not structured for an ai agent to be helpful. This isn’t groundbreaking. If you have ever watched the evening news or read even a single story about people who aren’t like you, it is pretty basic 3187299
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So you know previous waves of technological fabulism the tech companies threw a little loose change at social behavioral research and user interface experience. whats interesting about AI interesting is that they aren’t even pretending to care about how people use the technology. 1159684
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“I have a super intelligent model, she lives in a data center in Canada… you probably wouldn’t know her” 0121
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As scientists we don’t often consider or lean on how our humanity gives us skin in the game, and what value that provides to the public. We can face professional consequences for cheating or getting it wrong; it’s that skin in the game that breeds trust. LLM Prof Theseus doesn’t have that. 1145
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Rather, it comes from interactions within a community of people trained to interrogate evidence and answer for the conclusions they draw from it. And it is time to formalize what this means, and which sorts of human judgment cannot (or should not) be offloaded to AI." 091
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Update on this, I'm on day 2 of my computer basically being out of commission for other science use while it runs these simulations designed for a server inside of a docker container. It's that or rewrite the code for Apple Silicon, updating oh-so-many python packages and not know what changed. 070
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My wife and I had almost exactly this conversation. 1222
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Calling Bullshitter ^I'd actually read this one if @carlbergstrom.com and @jevinwest.bsky.social would write it. 070
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on. 3249672750
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A rare example of using Betteridge's law of headlines well when reporting on AI. "really... on Its own?" 🤌 0132
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 27/09/2026Ignore for a moment the question about whether Anthropic trains on user sessions. I am I right in reading this as saying that Anthropic's "never-before-discovered" reverse transcriptase was *patented* three years ago? 10380112
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Had my first email arising from what seems to be an LLM-guided spite-check of my published code. Anyone else experienced this yet? I'm pulling the repo and verifying the possible error, will happily correct if need be but this seems like a great way to DDoS scientists. #metascience #AcademicSky 10556
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanMuireall Prase @muireall.space · 27/09/2026I think this paragraph on funding entanglement is an understatement. Open Phil made a $30 million grant to OpenAI while Christiano and Dario Amodei were employed by OpenAI, advisors to Open Phil, and living with Karnofsky, at the time engaged to Daniela. web.archive.org/web/20250106... 2336
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanBruno Rodrigues @brodriguesco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026T 0.55.3 is out 🚀 The latest release of the T programming language brings new data verbs, smarter tooling, and dozens of fixes that make reproducible polyglot data science pipelines more robust! tstats-project.orgtstats-project.orgT Programming Language - index 0111
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanOs Keyes @okeyes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Since we’re doing another round of “AI will destroy humanity” doom-hype, it’s a good time to announce a new paper myself and my postdoc advisor just had accepted by BioSocieties on just this. TL;DR: almost all the “AI can make bioweapons” literature comes ultimately from the Effective Altruists.ironholds.org 17746271
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The journalist covering this preprint is on a fellowship funded by coefficient giving and Longview philanthropy, among others. The lead author of the study Valen Tagliablue is listed as a Digitial Sentience Consortium and Oxford FIG. Who funds those? 32115
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Deeply troubled of course by a lot in this article but it’s wild seeing the character from Cade Metz story, Cameron Berg, become a “computer scientist” here. 312031
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanMax Kozlov @maxkozlov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026SCOOP: Top researchers at Columbia, Stanford, and others thought they were elected to elite scientific societies alongside Nobel laureates. The catch? The organizations are a sham. I spent the last month diving deep into a massive academic scam spanning continents, for @nature.comnature.comExclusive: Sham scientific societies are misleading star researchersA Nature investigation reveals a network of organizations that have been building their ranks through deceptive practices. 10309186
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanRichard McElreath 🐈⬛ @rmcelreath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thoughts and prayers for research data managers everywhere. You are not alone. We will get through this together techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/excelbl...techcommunity.microsoft.comExcel now supports multiple values in a single cell | Microsoft Community HubLists, arrays in cells, and nested arrays introduce new ways to store and organize related information, helping you keep data together without sacrificing... 2842186
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanNaomi Oreskes @naomioreskes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Do you study disinformation? Now there is a peer-reviewed journal, dedicated to understanding it. journals.sagepub.com/home/DINjournals.sagepub.comSage Journals: Discover world-class researchSubscription and open access journals from Sage, the world's leading independent academic publisher. 26924
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The double entendre of “Just Cussing” is blowing my mind a little e www.404media.co/watch-body-c...404media.coWatch Body Cam of Man Arrested for Just Cussing at a County MeetingCops followed EJ Carrion home and arrested him in his drive way one week after he said 'bullshit' at a county meeting in Texas. 060
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 23/09/2026Thinking back to the good old days when publishing a paper every three days required some human to be insecure enough to write up two ideas that didn't deserve to see the light of day every single week. 212621
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanShannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It is a profound indictment of most media coverage of Big Tech that your best bet for getting an informed understanding of AI and its dangers is following a decently curated list of Bluesky shitposters 930686
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Tips for journalists covering "AI in space": -Ask about heat dissipation *at scale* -Ask "Doesn't the sun come down here too?" -Ask "y tho?" www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/t...nytimes.comGoogle Is Sending an A.I. Data Center to Outer SpaceNext Thursday, Google is sending an experimental satellite into orbit that will have enough computing power to answer simple A.I. queries from space. 68014
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Goes rogue in the sense that someone's off-leash dog shits on their neighbors yard. 28312
Reposted by Joe Bak-ColemanErsatz Doctor @ersatzdoctor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just taught about Berkeley and got to do my favorite schtick where I ask the students to tell me what they mean by “matter” and then I just keep replying “Stuff *outside* my mind? I have no idea what that could possibly mean.” 2194
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026George Berkeley was such a hater and would have loved social media. Writing an entire book hating on Newtons calculus, but subtweeting him by calling it “The Analyst: A Discourse Addressed to an Infidel Mathematician” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ana... 3142
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A sincere thanks to R1 for making their comments few enough and simple enough on this final round of accepted with minor revisions for me to go on a ride and catch the sunset. 1210
Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A good read from @zey.bsky.social. Related to @arxiv.bsky.social 's oral exams: i) chalk talks are going to be really interesting during interviews. ii) Peer reviewing, I've also noticed folks winding up further out over their skis with stats. 1154