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Seph 💖💜💙🧜🏻‍♀️🌊✨

@mermaidseph.bsky.social
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🌊🧜🏼‍♀️ Metal Mermaid. Your Fav Cryptid™️. she/her, bi as HECK. I sing sometimes and take care of several freshwater shrimp. Permanently stranded on the beach in our dreams. 👻👶📦🪢 soundcloud.com/mermaid_seph

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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Seph 💖💜💙🧜🏻‍♀️🌊✨ @mermaidseph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really hope this makes it to switch/switch 2 at some point because I’d play the absolute hell out of it.
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
くうちゃんの遊び相手がんぼるぞい! translation: I'll do my best to be a good playmate for Kuu. Photo from October 2019
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Seph 💖💜💙🧜🏻‍♀️🌊✨ @mermaidseph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I finally did the “my nine games” thing and it couldn’t find a cover for DS2 but uh yeah I do be liking games that heavily feature water/the ocean/the beach. Who could have guessed. 😆
My nine games. Kirby Super Star, Earthbound, Chrono Cross, FFX, FFX-2, Windwaker, Psychonauts, Death Stranding, Death Stranding 2
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If it's programmed with Claude, don't give it a nod. If it's programmed by hand, then strike up the band.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
our local cafe rules
coffee specials board including the following illustrated menu options:

THE BEAST (sold out)
a black sesame latte

PUMPKIN PEOPLE
a pumpkin spice latte

BEATRICE THE BLUEBIRD
a blueberry london fog

BLACK TURTLES
a butter pecan caramel cold brew
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Tommie Earl Jenkins @teejaye84.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Die Hardman wants you for the UCA! This is a call to action and I need the help of the fans! 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 1) Comment below with the name of your local Comic-Con, Expo, Convention, or Video Game Con. 2) Go to their website, look for “Guest Request Form,” drop my name TOMMIE EARL JENKINS. #deathstranding
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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
jenny nicholson star wars hotel video should be loggable on letterboxd
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/ohbQEXKrFPI
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If I can quit, so can you...
YouTube video by Hoots Hootman
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Making cotton candy props
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Seph 💖💜💙🧜🏻‍♀️🌊✨ @mermaidseph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ACAB includes Aqua in Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep because she’s fully a cop in the Stitch level.
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“AI can make background graphics” could an AI make THIS?
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Finit @finitvitanova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope it's like that time the wall collapsed at the Morton salt building in Chicago and vindicated my entire childhood belief system
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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What do you guys think is in there
A big ugly facade with a painted sign reading SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When it was invite only you could run out of posts to read and then close the app and go to bed
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 23/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Costco has a $50 giant Frankenstein head made of green chocolate that includes a mallet for smashing his head open at which point a pound of gummy body parts will spill forth from the edible wreckage of his face
“Monster Mash Chocolate, filled with body part shaped gummies. SMASH FOR OVER 1LB.
OF GUMMIES INSIDE!”
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Cairo Steele 🔜 ANE @cairosteele.com · 23/09/2026
I'm glad we're dunking on dumbass politicians, but y'all do know that the trans people in your life still take psychic damage when jumpscared with blatant, loud transphobia, right? Even if the context is mocking the transphobia? TwT
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Damned To Hellgore 🐦‍⬛ (andrew elmore) @elmore.zone · 23/09/2026
I've been made aware of a #Corvids themed #BirdOfTheDay so here are the nearest crow and jay
crow (sinless)steller's jay (perfect)
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hazel @hazelshbbb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Seph 💖💜💙🧜🏻‍♀️🌊✨ @mermaidseph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Man, the Re-Mind KH3 dlc opening cinematic is. Very long. 🙃😭
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MercuryCDX @mercurycdx.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Three minute videos means I can repost this:
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEWS: I don’t like transphobes and here is a short list of why. 1) They are full of shit.
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I *do* like dancing close to the fire. Thank you for noticing 🖤
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@goddessblade.bsky.social rockin out on the melodica
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Seph 💖💜💙🧜🏻‍♀️🌊✨ @mermaidseph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@sledgebot.bsky.social you liked one of my posts and apparently you also started HRT on my birthday! That’s a weird coincidence and I kinda love it! Can we be friends now? 😆💕
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Seph 💖💜💙🧜🏻‍♀️🌊✨ @mermaidseph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kingdom Hearts 3 might be my favorite because of the completely baffling choices they make. The Pirates of the Caribbean level was based on Dead Man’s Chest, and the actual game loop is Sora, Donald and Goody running around to different islands getting crabs to upgrade their ship.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Miles: Julian you're paying way too much for pond squirrels. Miles: Who's your pond squirrel guy?
Miles:  Julian you're paying way too much for  pond squirrels.Miles:  Who's your  pond squirrel guy?
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Picture of small dog 

What Breed is he?
Part Alien • 3 months ago


Just a little boy.
Pugia • 1 week ago
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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ats @theatsthetic.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Batman gets an art commission
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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
みかん眉毛ボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: A Borzoi with mandarin-orange eyebrows. September 2022
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Marian Call @mariancall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this thread does not go where you think
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Raquel 🌈✨ @aistear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Seph 💖💜💙🧜🏻‍♀️🌊✨ @mermaidseph.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well this is the best thing I’ve seen in a minute youtu.be/T4MvB5N-JqM?...
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Reading "Pat the Bunny" with Metalocalypse impressions!
YouTube video by Brock Baker
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Seph 💖💜💙🧜🏻‍♀️🌊✨ @mermaidseph.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me: [types a real word] Phone: surely you meant this similar or clearly typo’d word Me: no I didn’t [fixes] Phone: [changes it back somehow right before I send it] Me: WTF Phone: 🤗
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Sailor Moon Absurdity @slrmnabsurdity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sailor Moon koala statue located in Australia.
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RALSEI.pk3 @steamedrice97.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
"Go away Inuyasha" he mackled
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RainDing 🌧 @raindingrandom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You know what? Here's ALL the opponent voice clips from Kirby's Avalanche. There's some really good ones that I think more people need to hear. #Kirby
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