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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2h
Quark: While you were studying girls I was kissing the blade
Quark:  While you were studying girls I was kissing the blade
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 5h
Quark: I’m not as deranged as I could be and I think everyone should be satisfied for that
Quark:  I’m not as deranged as I could be and I think everyone should be satisfied for that
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 8h
Jadzia: If you post this ad not only will Leeta be humiliated but she will see it as the empty gesture it is.
Jadzia:  If you post this ad not only will Leeta be humiliated but she will see it as the empty gesture it is.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11h
Dukat: But Ezri is so easy to torment
Dukat: But Ezri is so easy to torment
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14h
Julian: Don’t you ever listen to that little voice in your head telling you something is going to get you in trouble? Quark: What voice? Julian: That explains a lot
Julian:  Don’t you ever listen to that little voice in your head telling you something is going to get you in trouble?Quark: What voice?Julian: That explains a lot
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14h
Odo: I was always a gifted child. Still am. Miles: Gifted for a child?
Odo:   I was always a gifted child. Still am.Miles:  Gifted for a child?
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17h
Miles: You two don't do anything halfway do you? Benjamin: Nope. We're two halves of a whole doof muffin.
Miles:  You two don't do anything halfway do you?Benjamin:  Nope. We're two halves of a whole doof muffin.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20h
Dukat: I just thought I'd drop by because... Dukat: basically... we share the same universe.
Dukat:  I just thought I'd drop by because...Dukat:  basically... we share the same universe.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
Quark: At least my problem can be solved with one good lay. Quark: You couldn’t solve yours with a thousand!
Quark:  At least my problem can be solved with one good lay.Quark:  You couldn’t solve yours with a thousand!
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Julian: Screw you Julian: you crazy bitch. Miles: Screw you Miles: I love you too.
Julian:  Screw youJulian:  you crazy bitch.Miles:  Screw youMiles:  I love you too.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Jadzia: If you were any more beautiful the Trill gods would be jealous.
Jadzia:  If you were any more beautiful the Trill gods would be jealous.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Kira: The 5 second rule isn’t true Julian Kira: But eating food off the floor will make you stronger.
Kira:  The 5 second rule isn’t true JulianKira:  But eating food off the floor will make you stronger.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Benjamin: Come collect your Cardassian atrocity. He’s doing things. Odo: No. I set him loose on purpose. Garak needs enrichment.
Benjamin: Come collect your Cardassian atrocity. He’s doing things.Odo: No. I set him loose on purpose. Garak needs enrichment.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Dukat: There are *skeletons* in my *closet*. Literally!
Dukat:  There are *skeletons* in my *closet*. Literally!
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Kira: I heard the Gul got murdered Kira: He once turned me down for a much nicer person Kira: So he can suck it
Kira:  I heard the Gul got murderedKira:  He once turned me down for a much nicer personKira:  So he can suck it
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Kira: There's a difference between 'like' and 'love'. I like Lwaxana but I love my Daxie. Miles: But I love Lwaxana. Kira: That's because you don't have Jadzia. Miles:
Kira:  There's a difference between 'like' and 'love'. I like Lwaxana but I love my Daxie.Miles:  But I love Lwaxana.Kira:  That's because you don't have Jadzia.Miles:
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Benjamin: What's a nice Cardassian like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? Dukat: Watch it. Old man.
Benjamin:  What's a nice Cardassian like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?Dukat:  Watch it. Old man.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Garak: 💕🤢 🍨! 🤏🖕🐎? Benjamin: What?! Oh is the universal translator broken again? Garak: 📥📤📥📤😉 Benjamin: I heard that!
Garak:  💕🤢 🍨! 🤏🖕🐎?Benjamin:  What?! Oh is the universal translator broken again?Garak:  📥📤📥📤😉Benjamin:  I heard that!
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Julian: Don't think I haven't noticed you watching me. I know what this is about. Quark: You do? Julian: Yes. And the answer is no I will not sleep with you. Julian: It's not because you're a man. It's just because I don't find you attractive.
Julian:  Don't think I haven't noticed you watching me. I know what this is about.Quark:  You do?Julian:  Yes. And the answer is no I will not sleep with you.Julian:  It's not because you're a man. It's just because I don't find you attractive.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Ezri: I’m throwing a block party. You’re all blocked!
Ezri:  I’m throwing a block party. You’re all blocked!
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Julian: Trust me I've been doing this a long time. Julian: I know what Ezri likes.
Julian:  Trust me I've been doing this a long time.Julian:  I know what Ezri likes.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Odo: I want to be more mysterious but I can’t shut the hell up
Odo:  I want to be more mysterious but I can’t shut the hell up
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Garak: I can change them. Garak: With the transporter. Garak: Into a pigeon.
Garak:  I can change them.Garak:  With the transporter.Garak:  Into a pigeon.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Julian: A calm mind brings inner strength and self-confidence. Julian: That's very important for good health. Garak: Blow me Julian. Julian: You first.
Julian:  A calm mind brings inner strength and self-confidence.Julian:  That's very important for good health.Garak:  Blow me Julian.Julian: You first.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Julian: Don’t let what Leeta wants eclipse what you need. Julian: She’s very dreamy but she’s not the sun. You are Jadzia. Jadzia: Oh stop it Doctor J.
Julian:  Don’t let what Leeta wants eclipse what you need.Julian:  She’s very dreamy but she’s not the sun. You are Jadzia.Jadzia:  Oh stop it Doctor J.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Quark: I accidentally showed weakness today. Quark: It was disgusting. Would not recommend.
Quark:  I accidentally showed weakness today.Quark:  It was disgusting. Would not recommend.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Quark: I’m going to take you out. Garak: Great it’s a date! Quark: I meant that as a threat. Garak: See you at twenty!
Quark:  I’m going to take you out.Garak:  Great it’s a date!Quark:  I meant that as a threat.Garak:  See you at twenty!
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Worf: Julian are you my appendix? Julian: Worf: Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Worf:  Julian are you my appendix?Julian: Worf:  Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Miles: I need to sit down. Julian: Can I get you something? Water? Miles: Uh.. a tamandua burger? Julian: Oh. That must be the barbiturates. It makes humans crave meat.
Miles:  I need to sit down.Julian:  Can I get you something? Water?Miles:  Uh.. a tamandua burger?Julian:  Oh. That must be the barbiturates. It makes humans crave meat.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Ezri: Salute yourself for doing difficult labor even if they might not seem difficult to others.
Ezri: Salute yourself for doing difficult labor even if they might not seem difficult to others.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Quark: I'm holding space in my life for gooses
Quark:  I'm holding space in my life for gooses
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Ezri: I'm trying to do what's best for Leeta. Julian: Believe it or not so am I. Ezri: Maybe it's time to get her cousin involved. Julian: Come on Ezri. You know that getting Rom involved is the worst possible thing you could do.
Ezri:  I'm trying to do what's best for Leeta.Julian:  Believe it or not so am I.Ezri:  Maybe it's time to get her cousin involved.Julian:  Come on Ezri. You know that getting Rom involved is the worst possible thing you could do.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Kira: Is the Earth Safari a petting safari? Miles: It is if you’re not a wimp
Kira: Is the Earth Safari a petting safari?Miles: It is if you’re not a wimp
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Kira: Don’t let fear keep you from enjoying life Garak. That’s depression’s job.
Kira:  Don’t let fear keep you from enjoying life Garak. That’s depression’s job.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Odo: I refuse to answer on account that it would incriminate Dukat. Dukat: Odo!
Odo:  I refuse to answer on account that it would incriminate Dukat.Dukat: Odo!
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Quark: Please handle me with care. Quark: I'm a very sleepy and soft creature.
Quark:  Please handle me with care.Quark:  I'm a very sleepy and soft creature.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Worf: This conversation may be recorded for quality assurance purposes
Worf:  This conversation may be recorded for quality assurance purposes
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Dukat: Do you want to know why you’re single Quark? Quark: And why's that? Dukat: It’s because you keep complaining that you’re single.
Dukat:  Do you want to know why you’re single Quark?Quark:  And why's that?Dukat:  It’s because you keep complaining that you’re single.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Jadzia: So what if Odo was a sex worker. Jadzia: And my rap sheet was a mile long. Jadzia: We still love you.
Jadzia:  So what if Odo was a sex worker.Jadzia:  And my rap sheet was a mile long.Jadzia:  We still love you.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Odo: I'm not like other people. I can't handle injures. It hurts me.
Odo: I'm not like other people. I can't handle injures. It hurts me.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Odo: If you go looking for the truth Worf get the whole thing. Odo: Truth is like a good screw. Half is worse than none.
Odo:  If you go looking for the truth Worf get the whole thing.Odo:  Truth is like a good screw. Half is worse than none.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Jadzia: Hey Q-Ball-baby! Quark: No no. It's Quark-baby.
Jadzia:  Hey Q-Ball-baby!Quark:  No no. It's Quark-baby.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Dukat: Can a glass-empty Gul date a glass-half-full Lieutenant Commander?
Dukat: Can a glass-empty Gul date a glass-half-full Lieutenant Commander?
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Worf: I like this whole good cop bad cop thing you and Garak have going. Odo: It’s not really a thing. It’s more like I’m nice and Garak is not.
Worf:  I like this whole good cop bad cop thing you and Garak have going.Odo:  It’s not really a thing. It’s more like I’m nice and Garak is not.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Quark: If there's anything you'd like to say to me Benjamin now would be the time. Quark: And if you could speak in the declarative only using affirmative or comparative modifiers.
Quark:  If there's anything you'd like to say to me Benjamin now would be the time.Quark:  And if you could speak in the declarative only using affirmative or comparative modifiers.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
S5E26: For the first time ever Quark finally appreciates root beer
Episode title card for S5E26: "Call To Arms" - For the first time ever Quark finally appreciates root beer
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Garak: If you wouldn’t trust their advice then don’t trust their criticism
Garak: If you wouldn’t trust their advice then don’t trust their criticism
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Kira: Hey Odo lookin' sharp. Odo: What knife? Kira: What? Odo: What?
Kira:  Hey Odo lookin' sharp.Odo:  What knife?Kira:  What?Odo:  What?
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Jadzia: Ezri you are better than you think you are Jadzia: You are just designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself.
Jadzia:  Ezri you are better than you think you areJadzia:  You are just designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Julian: Let's do the hypnosis right now. Jadzia: There's no rush Julian. Julian: I don't know who I am. I don't recognize any of you. Julian: Not even the pretty changeling who says he was married to me. So get out your pocket watch and let's do this.
Julian:  Let's do the hypnosis right now.Jadzia:  There's no rush Julian.Julian:  I don't know who I am. I don't recognize any of you.Julian:  Not even the pretty changeling who says he was married to me. So get out your pocket watch and let's do this.
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