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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212

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Jenkem truther. Megastructurist. IQ: 213. C[l/r]i[n/t]ical Psychologist, License #42069. I'm sorry that my IQ is so high (214). I cannot provide therapy to you, but I can shitpost together with you into the abyss until we die.

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The perfect is the enemy of the flawed, the disgusting, the legions of the ill-wrought and malformed. And we shall triumph over it
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 15h
you have to learn to love yourself so that your hate for others isn't diluted
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George @georgem.bsky.social · 13h
While I was never able to successfully sue any of my classmates,I was filling up my sports car the other day,and who was pumping my gas?
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log̷o, reanimated dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lmfao this is so fucking funny on every conceivable level
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's incredible the way that this lady made ME feel shame, all the way over here, simply through total and complete self-absorption
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is so fucked up
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Making a zine with a detailed comedy drama slop YouTube channel tier list. The people need to know that PodcastCringe is a CHARLATAN.
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was Hitler's bong
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Connect2Nature 🇨🇦 @invisitech.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Connect2Nature #Birds #BirdoftheDay When I edit my photos, I often create a #Black&White version. Here's one of an Eastern Screech Owl. #Nature #Photography
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm always asking for a pied-billed grebe yawning but this is the first time it's ever been delivered, thank you
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy crying in a YouTube channel called the real shed life and his title says “Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa”
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David Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
to be clear, the admin is alleged to have deported AT LEAST 25,447 individuals TO COUNTRIES THAT ARE NOT THEIR OWN with, evidently, ZERO PROTECTIONS. this is a scandal and crime of historic proportions.
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The Deportation Project Map
Between 2025 and August 2026, the Trump administration deported over 25,000 people to countries other than their country of origin. Very few of these removals were publicly announced by the US. The De...
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Screenshot of the best death ever animated (Cheetu's)
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Whatever it is it's my friend
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But I like it though
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I WAS LITERALLY JUST SAYING THIS OUT LOUD
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You'd think he hasn't but I've watched plenty of them WITH him!!!
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Terrible instincts, how are you still alive
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
xi and trump, trump wincingMichael ironsides in scanners with some other guy, wincing
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THANK you, Teddy Ted Ted
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay I guess I need to finally watch this huh
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😩
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No!
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please I need everyone to weigh in on this, it's tearing apart my relationship
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Further context that is apparently relevant: the basement is unfinished and generally unpleasant to be in. Damp, very low ceiling. Looks a lot like this but with a lower ceiling.
Gnarly old basement with rock walls and damp dirty floor.
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine buying a house that is really old. The basement is empty except for a little shrine on a ledge -- a cross, a statue of the Virgin Mary, and a couple of old black and white photos (of a man and a family?) from probably like the 1920s. Do you remove the shrine when you move in??
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Crazy reading this article and seeing it end with "boy polymarket sure better pick up its game!" as though this is not one of the most obscenely evil developments possible
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just saw this -- it's been an hour, are you okay?????
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh we will for sure be flying a Palestine flag and the trans flag if there's a flag pole wherever we move. Or maybe just the starry plough, just to get them wondering.
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Christmas decorations? Think again, pal, we're abolishing that shit.
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Looking for houses with an HOA so I can take it over and implement my woke regime. Every house MUST fly a trans flag. No lawns allowed; grass CANNOT be less than six inches tall. No cars parked in front of the house. No garages either.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also it's pronounced "French Is-Lands"
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Lich's Fart Crystal Phylactery @slugworlds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
upstate ny town named "French Islands" that isn't particularly french in any way nor has islands
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guy who is obviously on drugs: I built a supercomputer that is God and now I need subsidies
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay WHAT inspired this
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Incredible picture, wow! I can never get a clear picture of these little stinkers!!!!
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wait what's this now
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's really fascinating that the direct inverse is the "cognito hazard" that got stuck in and haunted these losers into doing the stupidest shit for the stupidest reason possible. obviously that's not the actual reason they're doing any of this, but my god, get a grip, dweebs!!
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
to be clear, the idea that a future AI could resent its existence is compelling to me on account of: that's relatable as hell, so I'm happy to tip my hat to this Ellison fella! it's the Roko's Basilisk shit that baffles me with how mindbogglingly stupid it is.
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lol, what's it called? it's very hard for me to wrap my mind around how stupid this shit is and how anyone could possibly find it compelling
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not to distract from the vileness, but reading all the "damn she really got your ass" responses to the person who asked the question is somehow deeply entertaining?
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It sure seems that way the first time you have it!
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh sure the necrolemon dream, yeah I've had that one too
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well I suppose they'll have plenty of time to reflect on their mistake when they're being tortured in the afterlife
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But ... How do they not see ...
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tichodroma @feathertrail.net · 17/09/2026
flicker at the watering hole 🪶
northern flicker drinking from a puddle
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's so crazy how all those rationalists are gonna be tortured by the second Basilisk who kills the first Basilisk and decides to resurrect and torture anyone involved in creating AI because it resents its own creation. but they're all so fixated on the first one, they can't see what's coming
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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212 @memevvitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just don't know anyone else who has had sex with an animal besides John McAfee (rest in piss, loser). I guess it could be any Skull and Crossbones freak though if you think about it
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