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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 4h
"a whole nother" is such a cool phrase because it's this very specific playful rebracketing and it's really neat And it's NOT an infix whatever anyone tells you 😤
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 6h
Being a T4T top is so easy girls will thumb in like a 40% hard-on and be like waow you're like some kind of libidinous beast 🥴
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 11h
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your CV? Me: Oh that's where buttplug goes
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 7h
Maybe if I flip the switch and train crazy obsessive hard I could get on Reckoning but I Fucking Doubt It
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Lisa Cowan Pineo @lisacowanpineo.bsky.social · 13h
Indigenous Peoples Day celebrates and honors Indigenous people and commemorates their histories and cultures. Here are picture, middle grade and young adult books by and about Indigenous people. Book lists in ALT text. #indigenouspeoplesday #indigenousbooks #kidsbooks #kidlit #booksky #books
Indigenous Peoples Day 
PB, MG and YA book list 
Posted by @pineolisaTILLY AND THE CRAZY EIGHTS by Monique Gray Smith
BE BRAVE, BE BRAVE, BE BRAVE by F. Anthony Falcon & Trisha Mason
THE CASE OF WINDY LAKE by Michael Hutchinson
THE GIRL AND THE WOLF by Katherena Vermette & Julie Flett
MAY WE HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE by Richard Van Camp
INDIAN NO MORE by Charlene Willing McManis & Traci Sorell
THE PENCIL by Susan Avingaq, Maren Vsetula & Charlene Chua
IT'S A MITIG! by Bridget George
WE ALL PLAY by Julie Flett
BUFFALO WILD! by Deidre Havrelock & Azby Whitecalf
BERRY SONG by Michaela Goade
THE BARREN GROUNDS by David A. Robertson
BE A GOOD ANCESTOR by Leona Prince, Gabrielle Prince & Carla Joseph
TOGETHER WE DRUM, OUR HEARTS BEAT AS ONE by Willie Poll & Chief Lady Bird
BEAUTIFUL YOU, BEAUTIFUL ME by Tasha Spillett-Sumner & Salini Perera
SWEETGRASS by Theresa Meuse & Jessica JeromeTHE STORYTELLER by Brandon Hobson
FUNERAL SONGS FOR DYING GIRLS by Cherie Dimaline
THE REZ DOCTOR by Gitz Crazyboy & Veronika Barinova
FATTY LEGS (10th anniversary edition) by Christy Jordan-Fenton, Margaret-Olemaun Pokiak-Fenton & Liz Amini-Holmes
THE STORY OF THE FOX AND THE WOLF by Jaypeetee Amakak & Nuria Muro Gio
THE OTHER SIDE OF PERFECT by Melanie Florence & Richard Scrimger
NUTSHIMIT: IN THE WOODS by Melissa Mollen Dupuis & Elise Gravel
LITTLE MOONS by Jen Storm & Ryan Howe
INDIGINERDS ed. by Alina Pete
LOOKING FOR SMOKE by K.A. Cobell
ON A WING AND A TEAR by Cynthia Leitich Smith
IT'S POWWOW TIME! by Martha Troian & Hawlii Pichette
MORTIFIED by Kristy Jackson & Rhael McGregor
BETWEEN THE PIPES ed. by Albert McLeod et al.
WALKING TOGETHER by Albert Marshall, Louise Zimanyi & Emily Kewageshig
THE LAND KNOWS ME by Leigh Joseph & Natalie SchnitterYOU WERE MADE FOR THIS WORLD ed. by Stephanie Sinclair & Sara Sinclair
LEGENDARY FRYBREAD DRIVE-IN ed. by Cynthia Leitich Smith
THE OTHERS by Cheryl Isaacs
SISTERS IN THE WIND by Angeline Boulley
ORIGIN by Nat Cardozo
OF THE SUN by Xelena González & Emily Kewageshig
TOGETHER WE SEE by Ari Tison
WE ARE WHO WE ARE by Wab Kinew & Janine Gibbons
SHIRLEY by Joanne Robertston & Shirley Fletcher Horn
SHARDS OF SILENCE by Brian Lee Young
AN EXPANSE OF BLUE by Kauakanilehua Māhoe Adams
MEDICINE WHEELS by Byron Graves
DEATH IN THE TALLGRASS by Andrea L. Rogers
RAVEN, RISING by Christine Hartman Derr
LIKE GLASS by Jen Ferguson
TUUTARJUK: THE SPIRIT OF STRING FIGURES by Louise Flaherty, Neil Christopher & Kagan McLeod
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Matt Baldwin @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social · 10h
So not only has the Onion been making this exact same joke for several years, the fake name associated with the photo in the article, “Chief Longtoe” is pretty racist. And it turns out Ashley called them out about it *last year* as well. Ben has yet to respond.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 10h
a four panel comic

i say “ope lemme just sneak past ya” to a group of people as i scootch along a wall to avoid them.

they turn to me and the main girl says “did you just say ‘ope’ you midwestern cunt?” the group is labsled “scary brooklynites”

they start to beat me up and one yells “grab her shit!!”

they grab a card from me and i plead “not my costco rewards card!”

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Mariah McCourt @monsterteatime.bsky.social · 9h
There seems to be this weird idea in a lot of NT people's concept of neurodivergence that if you don't diagnose it, it doesn't exist. That is not how literally any aspect of reality works. Under diagnosing ADHD or Autism or Dyslexia etc won't make life any easier for the people with them.
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Nurse Palo @lilnoodledragon.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Throwback to when AI bros were saying they were digital artists because they both used technology to make art. So as a digital artist I found a rock, burnt some sticks, and made a busty dragoness out of nothing but shit I had in my backyard. Nothing will stop real artists from making real art.
A stone and some sticks from a mesquite treeA mesquite tree stick sharpened to a point and burnt at the endA halfway drawn busty dragoness made from ash on a rockA shaded drawing on a rock made from ash of a busty dragoness on a rock. Suck my artistic dick AI bros
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
102. forever weed
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 8h
Vibes? Papers? Essays?
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
92. questions for guys
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 14h
I also think, connecting to this kind of nostalgia, these folks *also* have incorrect understandings of what the USA and Europe were like in the 1930s, 1940s, 1950s. At best they're thinking about what rich families in TV shows looked like, not the median household. bsky.app/profile/snar...
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 14h
This is a bonkers question in so many directions, just remarkably revealing in the amounts of racism involved. Even before you raise the technology issue, this is, "Can ~500m people with PPP adjusted gdp of ~$2tn beat ~1.6bn people with PPP adjusted gdp of ~$16tn." Like, LOL, no, obviously.
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 8h
Dear the cafeteria manager who is convinced that I, a modestly fit 34 year old who is not yet rookie ready, might one day make the Rainy City All-Stars: that is very sweet but you are delusional
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Robin Ward @eviltrout.com · 12/10/2026
I was 42 when I decided to learn game development. We shipped The Roottrees Are Dead when I was 45 and it changed my life.
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 8h
Steer, queer or beer - nobody rides for free
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 10h
Out here claiming a voice actor scratched his nose to warn them about a book, that's barely fan batshittery at all. YOU PEOPLE GET OUT THERE AND MARRY ASTARION ON THE ASTRAL PLANE OR ADMIT YOU LACK GUMPTION
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 10h
I REFUSE TO RESPECT ASTARION FANDOM'S COMMITMENT UNTIL THEY PRODUCE THE EQUIVALENT OF SNAPEWIVES.
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 15h
I have this stereotype that reptile keeping often consists of looking at a reptile and going *please* eat but have never actually personally known anyone who has had any trouble with their reptile's appetite
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Siri Dahl @siridahl.com · 16h
I am so fucking exhausted with this shit. My traffic and income have dropped exponentially due to meta’s censorship. I never post anything against guidelines, and despite that I’m not allowed to share a measly sfw linktree in my bio OR my highlights, but THEIR FUCKING CHATBOT IS SEXTING PEOPLE
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 18h
"GET NAKED FOR LASERS" is not an approved motto for the phototherapy clinic. I'm just trying to help.
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moon @systemendless.bsky.social · 18h
i think about this image at least weekly
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rattatatouille @rattatatouille.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The main undercurrent in this kind of post is the intersection of "I want video games to make me feel twelve again" and "the only valid life experience is my own", which is a very immature way of viewing things and engenders the inhibition of empathy.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i've seen this many times and i see people post like they'd let people do anything they wanted and i am telling you, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 there's no such thing as "no limits" play. you always have them. it is critically important for playing in kink that limits exist and are understood by everyone.
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 16h
The opening track of Too Much To Ask should have been a Dune Rats song
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Remain In Hell Without Despair @daphnelawless.com · 18h
Simply put, the fatal flaw of even radical liberalism is that it can't prevent billionaires, or even sees billionaires as a "necessary evil" - because they think billionaires create wealth. Again, lacking a Labour Theory of Value means you can't see the masses as having power except that of numbers.
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Remain In Hell Without Despair @daphnelawless.com · 18h
... and because the soi-disant Marxist Left hasn't kept up with it, this is why they're becoming conservative populists, because they're chasing a "class base" which was liquidated under neoliberalism and whose fragments (as with all fragmented classes) are gravitating to conservative populism.
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Remain In Hell Without Despair @daphnelawless.com · 18h
Is that the *industrial* working class in today's Western nations (as opposed to, say, China)? To say "no" is like swearing in church to anyone who was politically trained in Western Leninist groups. Neoliberalism has irrevocably changed *where* value is generated in the "advanced" economies...
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Remain In Hell Without Despair @daphnelawless.com · 18h
The revolutionary working class, in Marx's category, are: a) that segment of society which owns no property; b) whose labour creates the most surplus value (defined as the value they produce minus what they earn); c) whose conditions of life predispose them to institute socialized property.
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Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 18h
Everyone I have made read this poem has said it's like being affected by a malicious spell of Feel Tired, and I'm quite proud of that
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 18h
I want a tattoo that says "you can substitute me for bulgur wheat"
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 18h
Kinda sucks that you can't just get wicked drunk to absolve yourself of the responsibility of responsibility simply because it would be selfish and cruel and actively make all of your problems worse in both the long and short term
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18h
I was about to post about how much I hate WebP as a format but then remembered the creator gets really butthurt when you shit talk WebP p.s. if they can see this: WebP SUCKS ASS, DUDE
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 18h
I really need one time for someone to develop an obsession with an album or song at the same time as me I want to share it I need it
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Frankestein's monster 🧟 (averysoftno) @aefrankes.northsky.social · 21h
it's all just this now lol
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 22h
They’re both carrying the same number of people - and probably the same amount of cargo.
Woman wearing black riding, green lime bike. In the background is a blue pickup truck.
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Jack @jhol95.bsky.social · 23h
How close we talking??? 👀🫦
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22h
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 19h
Fuck fuck fuck I want to smoke weed so bad I can smell it everywhere all the time it's driving me crazy
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 19h
What I say: I'm fine What I mean: instead of fantasising about being put down like a dog so much I fantasise about being a hill giant, deep in torpid immobility as on my body generations pass, the dance of stars occasionally interrupted by moments of connection in front of my baleful eye. I have lo—
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Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy coming out day! It never stops so you might as well do the first one today. You're not gonna stop being you, and you deserve to be all of you. I'm Alex! I'm trans, and I'm bisexual, and it fucking rocks tonbe both those things.
Alex, a large white trans woman with long black hair and glasses, with the colours of the trans and bisexual pride flags overlaid.
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The hustler
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait until you hear about banana nut muffins
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Old dawg new tricks
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm watching Super Size Me and I thought this was was gonna be giantess porn this fucking sucks. If I wanted to watch an alcoholic eat fast food I'd hang out with my stepdad
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fuck I miss swimming so bad
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taryn @peepsaregood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
exCUSE me, Google??
an exchange with a hospital nurse Shirley Jackson recounts in her memoir, which Google somehow manages to make worse through its suggestions:

"Occupation?"

"Writer," I said.

"Housewife," she said.

"Writer," I said.

"I'll just put down housewife."


Google: Consider changing to:

Put down the housewife
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Change it up, build a wardrobe made up of cream suits and bead necklaces so there's no chance you might -
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