Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 1hGonna convince any future women I date that I’m part of the aristocracy by having a bow tie tattooed on my penis. 000
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 1hI don’t know where you’d find that many men confident enough to try and make that work. 020
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 16hGentlemen shouldn’t make passes At girls whilst wearing glasses 020
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 16hIf I lose all the weight I’m trying to lose will you still think I’m jolly? 010
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 18h13 Tales…so far. Maybe the 3 hour release of them dicking about in the studio will become my favourite though..I’ll find out in a few days. bsky.app/profile/mega... 021
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 19h2 for Colchester Arts sold - Bluesky tends to be where I find stuff to go to, so glad you posted here. 000
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ha. This voting body already rejected the best Dandys album. 211
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Latest rankings #DandysADay 13 Tales Come down Are Sound Monkey house Rule ok Odditorium Rockmaker This Machine Earth to black album why you so crazy 100
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In 1988 it was Nina Patel who I took months and months to pluck up the courage to ask out by which point I overthought it and bungled the whole thing. 010
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Cos I was a weird teen, when I was staring at the ceiling mooning over some girl, I was listening to Smokey Robinson or Otis Redding. Despite being 15 in 1989 🤷♂️ 120
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’ve done zero prep and now I’m on a Dandy Warhols mission. Might have to wing it* *Nominate everything I know already to be good and pick a hand full at random from OTPs list. 121
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Haven’t seen that for a while. I must’ve been good recently.. 010
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I butter neither these days. But when I was a younger Shamp, thin and full of vigour, I would butter both sides. 100
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026But in this case, I do slightly prefer this version. Did they need to release this? No. Would I have paid to buy it when I already owned the original? Still no. But it’s interesting enough and I like it a smidge more. SCORE 1 for the Dandys (they lose 4-1) #DandysADay 000
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ever petty in their war against their label here’s the original mix. SO THERE YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD. In general, I’m tending towards the version of the Dandys which is bullied by The Man into making music people might want to listen to #DandysADay 100
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026 #DandysADay Okay, day 8 and it’s a quick one because remember day 4? The album that the record label had re-mixed by Nick Rhodes? Well this is the same fucking album. 100
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Please come back to Colchester Arts please and thank you please 110
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not what I wrote though. I’ll disengage at this point. Bye. 110
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That if you believe they were rife with antisemitism or not, enough people convinced even more people that they were, which ultimately ballsed up a chance to have a genuinely progressive government. 110
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Knowing what we know about Labour under Corbyn, what will this achieve? 100
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026People who do buy DW records aren’t a likely crossover ambient songs that go on forever market. 5/13 tracks here are good. A couple are borderline offensive. I would not recommend this to someone who wasn’t a fan already. #DandysADay 000
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There’s honouring lots of musical styles and then there taking the piss. Some of this feels more like taking the piss. And then it ends on a 16 min ambient track where nothing happens. Who is this for?? People who like this don’t buy DW records. #DandysADay 110
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And well. There was always an element of chucking mud at the wall and hoping some sticks. Here they just lob it through a fan and care not for the results. There’s good stuff here. But…hmn. #DandysADay 100
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Okay, first record after leaving Capitol. As I understand it they made enough money from Bohemian Like You to start their own label. But none of the expertise..other acts signed were not too happy. Anyhoo they can do what they like here. #DandysADay 100
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can someone explain this Green Party Zionism thing to me in simple terms please? Specifically why anyone thought it was a good idea.. 100
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026www.foodandwine.com/iceland-nati...foodandwine.comThis Nordic Country's National Drink Is Nicknamed 'The Black Death,' and It's DeliciousHeading to Iceland? Be preprepared to try its national drink Brennivín, nicknamed 'The Black Death." 010
Reposted by ShampShamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Due to inflation the following changes are being made to food classifications: Millionaires shortbread is now what used to be regular shortbread. Shortbread is now an empty Hovis bag. Billionaires shortbread must be sliced using a guillotine. 011
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Due to inflation the following changes are being made to food classifications: Millionaires shortbread is now what used to be regular shortbread. Shortbread is now an empty Hovis bag. Billionaires shortbread must be sliced using a guillotine. 011
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s definitely a bit of a “fuck you” to the label. From here on The Dandys are on their own quality control. Let’s see.. “So if you're playin' in a rock and roll band But still you're doing whatever the man says Well I can tell you for the money The simple life honey is good” #DandysADay 000
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s much better than I remembered. I like 8/12 songs here which is pretty good. It’s definitely less commercial, but there’s fun to be had. Not sure what I had against it tbh. #DandysADay 100
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026To the surprise of no one who’s been following, this is the last album released by the Dandys on Capitol Records. I think the record label just gave up at this point. I don’t recall much promotion at the time. #DandysADay 100
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gianmarco Soresi in Cambridge tonight. First time seeing a touring US comedian - very different vibe from our usual shows. Very funny man though - would recommend. 010
Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t like to brag on here but I just bought a really excellent nail brush. 000