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Shamp

@megabrow12.bsky.social
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Leeds United fan since 2025. #UpTheLeeds I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots. B(Nudes)io @woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work. A “surprisingly useful friend”. Moron.

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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 1h
Gonna convince any future women I date that I’m part of the aristocracy by having a bow tie tattooed on my penis.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 1h
Fuck: Theodore Marry: Alvin Kill: Simon
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 1h
I don’t know where you’d find that many men confident enough to try and make that work.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 11h
the movie poster for the talented mr ripley, the top half is a stock photo of a goose. text next to the goose: HE IS A GOOSE.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 16h
Gentlemen shouldn’t make passes At girls whilst wearing glasses
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 16h
If I lose all the weight I’m trying to lose will you still think I’m jolly?
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 18h
I’m listening to it right now! (For the first time)
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 18h
13 Tales…so far. Maybe the 3 hour release of them dicking about in the studio will become my favourite though..I’ll find out in a few days. bsky.app/profile/mega...
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 19h
2 for Colchester Arts sold - Bluesky tends to be where I find stuff to go to, so glad you posted here.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 22h
All of it or just a boner part?
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ha. This voting body already rejected the best Dandys album.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Latest rankings #DandysADay 13 Tales Come down Are Sound Monkey house Rule ok Odditorium Rockmaker This Machine Earth to black album why you so crazy
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In 1988 it was Nina Patel who I took months and months to pluck up the courage to ask out by which point I overthought it and bungled the whole thing.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cos I was a weird teen, when I was staring at the ceiling mooning over some girl, I was listening to Smokey Robinson or Otis Redding. Despite being 15 in 1989 🤷‍♂️
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve done zero prep and now I’m on a Dandy Warhols mission. Might have to wing it* *Nominate everything I know already to be good and pick a hand full at random from OTPs list.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yazz!!!
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haven’t seen that for a while. I must’ve been good recently..
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I butter neither these days. But when I was a younger Shamp, thin and full of vigour, I would butter both sides.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I too, don’t add butter or any butter alternatives.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But in this case, I do slightly prefer this version. Did they need to release this? No. Would I have paid to buy it when I already owned the original? Still no. But it’s interesting enough and I like it a smidge more. SCORE 1 for the Dandys (they lose 4-1) #DandysADay
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ever petty in their war against their label here’s the original mix. SO THERE YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD. In general, I’m tending towards the version of the Dandys which is bullied by The Man into making music people might want to listen to #DandysADay
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#DandysADay Okay, day 8 and it’s a quick one because remember day 4? The album that the record label had re-mixed by Nick Rhodes? Well this is the same fucking album.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#DandysADay Day 8 The Dandy Warhols Are Sound 2009
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please come back to Colchester Arts please and thank you please
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love this
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not what I wrote though. I’ll disengage at this point. Bye.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Should they???
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That if you believe they were rife with antisemitism or not, enough people convinced even more people that they were, which ultimately ballsed up a chance to have a genuinely progressive government.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Knowing what we know about Labour under Corbyn, what will this achieve?
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People who do buy DW records aren’t a likely crossover ambient songs that go on forever market. 5/13 tracks here are good. A couple are borderline offensive. I would not recommend this to someone who wasn’t a fan already. #DandysADay
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s honouring lots of musical styles and then there taking the piss. Some of this feels more like taking the piss. And then it ends on a 16 min ambient track where nothing happens. Who is this for?? People who like this don’t buy DW records. #DandysADay
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And well. There was always an element of chucking mud at the wall and hoping some sticks. Here they just lob it through a fan and care not for the results. There’s good stuff here. But…hmn. #DandysADay
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay, first record after leaving Capitol. As I understand it they made enough money from Bohemian Like You to start their own label. But none of the expertise..other acts signed were not too happy. Anyhoo they can do what they like here. #DandysADay
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#DandysADay Day 7 Earth to the Dandy Warhols 2008
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can someone explain this Green Party Zionism thing to me in simple terms please? Specifically why anyone thought it was a good idea..
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can I add Andy Murray to the good people list?
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.foodandwine.com/iceland-nati...
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This Nordic Country's National Drink Is Nicknamed 'The Black Death,' and It's Delicious
Heading to Iceland? Be preprepared to try its national drink Brennivín, nicknamed 'The Black Death."
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kid 1 would say the first Paddington film.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Due to inflation the following changes are being made to food classifications: Millionaires shortbread is now what used to be regular shortbread. Shortbread is now an empty Hovis bag. Billionaires shortbread must be sliced using a guillotine.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Due to inflation the following changes are being made to food classifications: Millionaires shortbread is now what used to be regular shortbread. Shortbread is now an empty Hovis bag. Billionaires shortbread must be sliced using a guillotine.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s definitely a bit of a “fuck you” to the label. From here on The Dandys are on their own quality control. Let’s see.. “So if you're playin' in a rock and roll band But still you're doing whatever the man says Well I can tell you for the money The simple life honey is good” #DandysADay
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s much better than I remembered. I like 8/12 songs here which is pretty good. It’s definitely less commercial, but there’s fun to be had. Not sure what I had against it tbh. #DandysADay
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To the surprise of no one who’s been following, this is the last album released by the Dandys on Capitol Records. I think the record label just gave up at this point. I don’t recall much promotion at the time. #DandysADay
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#DandysADay Day 6 Odditorium or Warlords of Mars. 2005
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whoop!
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The…what now?
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gianmarco Soresi in Cambridge tonight. First time seeing a touring US comedian - very different vibe from our usual shows. Very funny man though - would recommend.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t like to brag on here but I just bought a really excellent nail brush.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ahhhh hope Oki pulls through.
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Shamp @megabrow12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got anything with massive testicles?
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