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Lyoto Machinima

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I'm trying hard.... I promise

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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 7h
"They got a bunch of hall of famers. We got a bunch of gamers" 🔥🔥🔥
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Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 9h
I've decided that this is my favorite version of the male form
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BeatGhoul @beatgrrrl.bsky.social · 23h
Lynchburg, Virginia City Council Meeting, October 13, 2026 Councilmember Marty Misjuns was burned at the stake. 😂
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Most enjoyable QB to watch every weekend
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tony Sopranos Man has a gunblade from FF8
The whole meme is FF8
Keep that in mind
Tony Soprano selects attack
Paulie with his hand up
FF8 text
"Ay, put that thing away Tone"
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
When I'm on a hot one, tearing through an unsuspecting grass patch
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Raiders OL omg?
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 02/04/2025
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The Simpsons opening title reveal but it's edited to say "The Duskbloods"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/07/2026
Oyer: "2 days after Blanche was confirmed as deputy AG, he fired me from my position as DOJ's career pardon attorney. I declined to rubber stamp a favor for a friend of the president, and it cost me my job. Mr Blanche's office had asked me to restore the gun rights of a convicted domestic abuser..."
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
wow oh no aw geeze anyway sorry this video attached itself somehow I'm not good enough at computer to remove it
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/07/2026
good morning, it is the fourth of july and the worst people alive are currently running the country fuck them, we're going to win because this place can and will be better than they are
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/10/2025
BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual
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Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I know where I'm going nex time I need a dill fix
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/07/2026
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Mt. Olive Pickle Co. exits Great American State Fair over Confederate flag
PITT COUNTY, N.C. (WNCT) — Mt. Olive Pickle Company has withdrawn from the Great American State Fair in Washington D.C. after a Confederate flag was included in an exhibit. The company told W…
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The baseball question is, “When you’re 15 games below .500 and have produced your share of totally horseshit moments on and off the field so far this season, is it worth rostering bigots who are at odds with your fan base and your franchise’s legacy?
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
these lying fucks lie with such increasing desperation when they realize how trapped they are in their lies
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Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Me in my bluesky bubble
Simpsons frame of me and the boys
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
♫ Frolic . mp3 ♫
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
this is happening
Chris Van Hollen pointing out that a man pardoned by the president went on to molest two children and said he’d 
pay them off from the new 1776 slush fund
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”
John Brown, no beard, arms crossed, looking intense as hell like usual
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
since it's May 4th, I suppose I should re-up the only thing I've ever written about a Star Wars. more specifically, it's about how Syril Karn is a metaphor for reactionary centrists who can't help but “punch left” even as fascism is unfolding all around them: juliaserano.medium.com/syril-karn-a...
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Syril Karn and Reactionary Centrism
This essay contains spoilers for Andor season 1 through Andor season 2, episode 8 (but not episodes 9 through 12).
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Just makin' it clear for your asses. Erasing the voices of black and brown people is not "agree to disagree" territory.
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Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@edzitron.com my job in mobile truck service has been pushing the idea of AI as some sort of fix for the supply chain and parts ordering. I found not only is there a terribly coded AI search, but all the parts pictures were generated by AI as well. Complete slop...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/04/2026
business cat (a black kitty in a tie, looking serious) in the vicious cycle meme [going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure its you] -> [ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach] -> [your data is probably for sale online now] -> [that means someone could easily impersonate you] -> [rinse, repeat]
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the_beka @thebeka17.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Declassified photos of Stasi agents modeling undercover disguises.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
"I can almost guarantee you that this was not what McDonald's had in mind when they sponsored 'Inside the NBA.'" 🏀📺🎙️🍟 #NBA
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Matej Kollár @smuggerby.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter
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Kazoochachoo @kazoochachoo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A celebration of Bootleg Bart T-Shirts the world over!!
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StarBITE 🧛‍♂️🌟 @starite.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart
a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."
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ABOOnchio👻 BOOlchetti👻 @vor-bokor.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 18/03/2026
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
You guys are laughing. Paul Skenes almost was in the Air Force, and you're laughing.
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Mike Sington @mikesington.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.
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Megan Wachspress @meganwachspress.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/03/2026
Ossoff: "The WH put out a video depicting this war as a video game. When service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, & even more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this WH treats war like a game. It's a disgrace. And it speaks to a moral rot."
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Lyoto Machinima @mcortland.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This would fix me
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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
1978 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am Special Edition W72 4-Speed
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1978 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am Special Edition W72 4-Speed
Bid for the chance to own a 1978 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am Special Edition W72 4-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #234,141.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Iranian journalist reports in front of the flames of a burning Oil depot.
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Scarbstech @scarbstech.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Great pics from Audi of their outwash sidepod/floor philosophy #F1 #F1tech
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
One of my favourite sides of politics/media.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 25/02/2026
Prediction markets need insider trading, despite what they say aftermath.site/kalshi-mrbeast...
Kalshi
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 25/02/2026
Shah Alam, 56, did not speak English. He was lost. He could not see. Border Patrol didn't contact his family or lawyer. They left him on the streets of Buffalo, where he died five days later.
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Nurul Amin Shah Alam, Blind Rohingya refugee dumped by CBP, dies in cold
"They just left him."
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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
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It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News
We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...
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Joaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
According to Texas authorities, video evidence calls into question ICE's own accounting of the fatal shooting of Ruben Ray Martinez. A US citizen was shot and killed by ICE agents and then ICE and DPS attempted to cover it up for nearly a year. news4sanantonio.com/news/local/f...
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Fatal shooting of San Antonio man by federal agents raising serious transparency concerns
AUSTIN, Texas &mdash; Rep. Ray Lopez, a San Antonio Democrat, invoked a new Texas House rule to force a public hearing into the killing of 23-year-old American citize
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Mike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 22/02/2026
Absolutely gutted by this @ahylton26.bsky.social interview with a first grader who was left home alone for hours last month after ICE arrested her father outside their apartment.
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